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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Mr. Fix It posted:

ah, improvise is def one that is usually spelled that way, tho i think i'll be spelling it improvize from now on. i don't think that the rest of those are the same morpheme tho.

Don’t you start changing chemical names on us, too.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

credburn posted:

I wrote a fanfic of Diablo for a 7th grade english assignment and the teacher confiscated it (there was a scene where a demon is stabbed and from its heart gushes so much blood that it fills up a church that the protagonists are in, allowing them to escape from a broken window high above a la a Tomb Raider puzzle or what have you)

That's loving metal, well done 7th grade you.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Shut up about pooping.

The thread title is literally about pooping

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Let's circle back to the poop talk, though, there's more to be mined there.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I prefer Tims that don't die.

e: this is a trump reference "joke", i'm sorry for your loss.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Elissimpark posted:

A rare pope, a rattling pope.
The pope in the hole.
The hole in the bog.
The bog down in the valley-o.

Fred Penner 4 life

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jesus, people, read a book

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

bunnyofdoom posted:

If you free ball it, the arcane energy has more room to flow.


Arcane magic is stored in the balls/clit change my mind

First time I’ve ever seen the balls and the clit used homologously before.

Not sure I agree

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

WaywardWoodwose posted:

My favorite part is when the head vampire wakes up and escapes, there is an homage to a famous Nosferatu scene. But instead of a shadow creeping in from off camera, raised claws first, Its two pointy boobies in shadow, advancing on a security guard.

:lol:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

TPB is one of those things that some people like/love and other people just don’t. Me, I love that show so much. I also have a huge family from
Nova Scotia so I appreciate the stereotypes because they’re true

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Stoatbringer posted:

Yacht Club Of The Bored Apes?

You people still don’t get it- you can use multiple drat Yous on a single Dirty Ape.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

There are so, so many things the internet has taught me that I would so so much have preferred to…not.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Idgi why is this funny

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

The General posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

LOL @ this user's rap sheet

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

CzarChasm posted:

Smash balls, eat the eggs.
:douche:

To the tune of “Spill the Wine”

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

kiimo posted:

I think like 80% of the humor is how much it sounds like Swedish Chef from the Muppets

Unfortunately, while it’s very silly when read in print, the language sounds more like people alternately sloshing mouthwash around and choking on a hairball - both while trying to speak simultaneously.

It’s actually very upsetting and low country people only sound like that when they’re threatened.

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