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Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Deep Fried Pepsi/Coke is amazing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

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Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Forgall posted:

The gently caress is white goods.

Kitchen goods, small appliances and the like.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ashur is a cool name for a kid.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Hyperlynx posted:

You're going to have to spell it out...

ICU81MI? Hilarious!

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Olive Garden tonight! posted:



any of these would make an excellent thread title.

I'm partial to "Eight Pounds of Meat!"

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

funmanguy posted:

Hell, its about time

Hell, it's a-meow-t time.



I'll see myself out.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Dillbag posted:

Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Picnic Princess posted:

Only 130? You guys need to get on the level of my city. It snowed the other day and there were 284 crashes in 12 hours and a 50 car pile-up this morning.

That pileup looked like a scene from Fury Road.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

The Bloop posted:

All photographers die :ohdear:

But not all photographers truly live.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Picnic Princess posted:

I saw this guy's buddy from Canada one day on the highway



Before looking at the license plate I knew this was either Saskatchewan or Alberta.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Away all Goats posted:

They're making a new mario tennis game!?

It's out in like a month and it's the reason I bought a switch.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Facebook Aunt posted:

Saskatchewan is the one with Regina. Which kind of sounds like vagina.

Saskatchewan also has Elbow, Eyebrow, Moose Jaw, and Climax.

Newfoundland has Dildo and Come-By-Chance.

Ontario has Crotch Lake and Ball's Falls.

Alberta has Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Hjalmar posted:

is this transphobia???

Transylvaniaphobia maybe.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Barry Bluejeans posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Hello, I was trading cryptocurrency

That should really be the schadenfreude thread title. Oof.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

KozmoNaut posted:

Remind me again why we should care.

Because laughing at dumb famous people is one of the only sources of joy left in this Hell Dimension.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Mine is DBLKhome because that is my initials and my wife's initials. A few weeks after I moved in someone on my block named their WiFi DWHThome. I thought that was clever.

My gay friend's wifi is 2Dudes1Wifi.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003




I mean yeah. I would, in a hot second.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Dewgy posted:

Or the cystic fibrosis arts and crafts festival I saw down the shore a few years back.

I was a fan of the annual Alzheimer's Association "Murder mystery theatre" in my hometown.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Welcome to the Revolution, Comrade!

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Apple pie with a nice piece of cheddar melted on top is great.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
In another 3-5 years there's a good chance there will be a Fast and Furious / Sonic cross over.

The Rock: "drat that hedgehog is fast!"

This is a thing that will happen.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

The Bloop posted:

They also have oodles of pretty interesting IP to make movies out of. It'll probably be Jace though, instead of Urza or the Weatherlight or something

Trap sprung and all, but man I'd watch an Urza movie so hard. Big climactic battle in the forest at the end, Mishra gets blasted, and you have an inbuilt sequel hook in the Phyrexian stuff. That would be great in the right hands.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Kragger99 posted:

I'm O Neg (universal donor), so they LOVE my donations.
I only found this out when I was like 25. Up to 47 donations now.

I'm ONeg too, been donating since I was 18. Until a couple years ago, when I (falsely) tested positive for Hep-B after being in the hospital for a day, and now I can't donate anymore. One short of 25. I wanted my hat :(

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Weird Owl. I get it.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Yeah they were all electrically wired up so they went off together. It was pretty brutal. If I remember it was super well engineered and had a backup too.


https://www.bizarrepedia.com/the-suicide-helmet/

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

MizPiz posted:

I just realized that if you replaced the blonde with Harley Quinn, kept the green girl as Poison Ivy, and replaced the cat with the Joker, you'd have the premise for the Harley Quinn cartoon (which is very good, btw).

If you made the picture a different picture it would look different yes:smug:

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Stealth marketing for a Spec Ops: The Line sequel.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh goddamn you've given me the most brilliant idea: Twins 2, Rock and Devito. The timeline would make zero sense, but gently caress it.

https://www.businessinsider.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-twins-sequel-eddie-murphy-2017-10

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh jesus, not like this. Arnie is cool but, the Rock would be so much cooler.

If it makes you feel better that is from like 2.5 years back so I don't think it's *actually* happening.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Yeah a good Caesar with some pickled asparagus spears and extra tobasco is just a dinger of a drink eh?

What you gotta do is get a Caesar and a schooner of beer, drink about half the beer, then pour in the Caesar. It's called a Beezer.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Phy posted:

gently caress YOU, SHORESY

gently caress you Jonesy ya fuckin pheasant!

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
For real it's the first thing I tried and from then on I knew I was going to like Hades. It's a very fun game and Cerberus is a good dude.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Samovar posted:

Quick Quiz!

Is this against junk or vaccines?

The dude at least looks like he survived to his teens, so it can't be anti-vaccine.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Nastyman posted:

could be a virus, and could be the cure is a simple mushroom

Paul Stamets is a fun guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuL42bCIgp4

:golfclap: that's a good pun

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

CannonFodder posted:

She sits down to compare audits but instead writes a song or two.

Accounts Payable of the Heart

The Pain of Auditing You

I Will Always Love You (for tax reasons)

Islands in the (revenue) Stream

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

tiercel posted:

I have them too, but kind of love them for their awfulness. It probably helps that the Two Towers cover is popularly known as the "Harlequin cover".

I was real deep into the Wheel of Time when I was in Junior High, and this cover did me no favors.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
End of Days and Queen of the Damned were the bad soundtracks of my youth.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

flavor.flv posted:

Me too but I pronounce it ock-toe-poads

How else would it be pronounced?

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Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Field Mousepad posted:

Ahh so I'm fighting two people now. Okay okay

I got you pal. ATDI is like the indie version of Mars Volta.

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