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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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queserasera posted:

Libraries live and die by user statistics and materials circulated is a major chunk of those statistics. You have to balance what a library should have with what the patron base wants to use. For every Shakespeare, there's a Stinky Steve.

EDIT: Found this at Ollie's a while back.



I didn't realize Chuck Tingle is getting into children's books.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Who What Now posted:

Don't worry, Shawshank remains the only Steven King movie that you can say is good without a "but...".

Uh oh. Sounds like someone hasn't seen Maximum Overdrive

AFewBricksShy
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

I've been ironically pronouncing Champagne "Sham-pag-knee" for so long I have to catch myself from doing it in front of new acquaintances lest I prove to them I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot.

For me it’s ja lop en o. One time I got pretty blitzed with a bunch of people that I only kind of new and lost the ability to say it properly. I had to explain that I started pronouncing it like that pretty much to be an rear end in a top hat and it seems that it had stuck.

AFewBricksShy
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The General posted:

I wanna know what that one dude is looking for in the urinal.

Edit:


I used to masturbate. I still do, but I used to too.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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meet girls at the store posted:

You were all right, crazy Mormon mommy blogger lady did not in fact name her child Hatch. You can all rest easy knowing that she picked a totally normal name instead: Madden



(She also considered Kostynn)

It actually works pretty well if she wanted to do a George foreman type thing.
Madden ‘18
Madden ‘20...

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Mezzanine posted:

I saw the movie at home recently, and I've always wondered how the crowds reacted in the theaters to that scene because my reaction was kind of a "whug..." of disgust and disbelief

I kept waiting for the punchline of her climbing out of the tank. When it never happened, I was just kind of confused.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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I think my favorite was either this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIzj7FtU85k
Or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKpzEArfMtA

AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 15:37 on Aug 20, 2018

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Her face looks like one of those video game skins that are flattened out (I don't know the actual term for them so I can't google an example)

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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http://www.earwolf.com/episode/episode-068-casino-royale-67/

Go to 45 minutes to hear Maurice LaMarche do an exact impression of this.

AFewBricksShy
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ultrafilter posted:

I have jeans with a similar design in the crotch. They're awesome and I'm not going back to the normal cut.

Duluth Ballroom Jeans? I have the same ones and they are fantastic.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Who is to the right of Yoda? It looks like Frank Stallone, but I don't recall him from the series.

I'm thinking it's Anakin, due to the inclusion of Natalie Portman.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Bert Roberge posted:

Burt Reynolds without his mustache.






Tom Selleck without his.



That is also a spectacularly bad picture. He doesn't look awful without one, just a bit weird.

Wheat Loaf posted:

This was almost Indiana Jones.

(Unless they were going to let him keep the tash if he'd been able to take the part.)
There was a magnum episode making fun of this:

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AFewBricksShy
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AFewBricksShy
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Nosferatu, Phantom of the Opera, Dracula, Frankenstein ('s Monster)
The mummy?, The invisible Man, Bride of Frankenstein, Wolfman
Thing from the Black Lagoon, This Island Earth, The Fly, Carnival of Souls
The Reptile, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Alien, Zombi, Jack Torrance, American Werewolf?, Norris Thing
Halloween 3, Jason, Freddy, Bub DOTD, Tar Zombie? (Return?), Evil Ash?, Pinhead, Predator
They Live Alien, Chucky, Pennywise, Hannibal Lector, Candyman , Scream guy, Captn Spaulding, Jigsaw.

Can anyone help me out with the others? (Updated with help from below)

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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gey muckle mowser posted:

After Pennywise is Hannibal Lector,

I saw sunglasses and a 5 o clock shadow with an orange jumpsuit, Lector makes so much more sense now.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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gey muckle mowser posted:

(I think the one before Leatherface is NOTLD,
After doing some image searching, I'm reasonably sure that's the vampire from Salem's lot.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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I was really hoping that was not a real tweet.
It's a real tweet. For gently caress's sake, the goddamn president just admitted to violating the enulments clause of the constitution, and it still won't loving matter.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Can someone help me out with this? I'm not seeing what is funny.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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The Bloop posted:

I actually did not know that term and now I do so thank you so very much for that you goddamn weebs

I didn't know the term either, but it's by far not the worst thing I've learned about on these cursed forums.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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bows1 posted:

What movie is this

Sad, Sad Reality/Supernatural (CW Tv show)

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Someone in AI explained in a post that if something on your seat is heavy enough to set off the passenger alarm, you should have it tied down anyway as it's just going to become a projectile if you get in an accident. I had always been annoyed until that was explained to me, then it made perfect sense.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Beerdeer posted:

What’s the joke here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw
:piss:

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AFewBricksShy
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dumb. posted:

Same, I'm a Canadian and Dukes of Hazzard was just a funny 80s show I watched as a kid. I had zero idea there was so much controversy attached to it, I don't remember the show being racist but I was young and probably didn't pick up on it.
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To your defense, the show never was racist, they just used a racist rear end flag on the roof of their car. There was no controversy because until recently, most people for whatever reason thought having a symbol of a bunch of racist assholes was okay.
The movie, for it's many faults, did at least make fun of the flag being a lovely symbol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us7v8vQpmZg

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Lobok posted:

So that's not bronzer, right, otherwise he'd be able to do the skin under the eyes? He's President Spraytan?

I was thinking those little eye cups you use in a tanning bed. gently caress that's a horrible image.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Pookah posted:

What's with the dinky little watch?

Look at the flab caught between the golf glove and the watch. That watch must spring across the room when he unhooks it.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Syncopated posted:

Do I want to know what that means?

It's when you fart while walking across a room. It's even better if you happen to be leaving the room.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Solice Kirsk posted:

That's a toad you idiot. You absolute moron. Check out this amphibidumb over here.

Isn't that a non sandy version of this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
If it is, that's (according to the guy in the video, he's British so he sounds believable) a desert rain frog.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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mind the walrus posted:

People will just mistake him for Neelix.



That guy has a dick nose.

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AFewBricksShy
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Bertrand Hustle posted:


I was a poo poo. Ah, the good old days when my computer teachers knew less about computers than I did.

I wonder if that was a "one and done" type of thing for our generation. For all my kids know, tablets/computers are just magic boxes that provide entertainment. They thought I was some sort of super hacker when I was setting up a raspberry pi to run retropie.
(I automatically assume everyone on this forum is pretty much in their 30's and 40's)

AFewBricksShy
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Krankenstyle posted:

thats his real face

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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FactsAreUseless posted:

You're the one who voluntarily got on something called an "assault bike."

?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Is there a name for the next group?
X was born ~65-80
Millenials ~80-2000?
What's next?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Just look up what Agent 47's barcode is sometime.

Just post it you putz.

Since I had to look it up:
from reddit

quote:

Scanning the barcode from the new Hitman trailer with RedLaser reveals "Drawstring Double Dong Dildo Bag in Starry Night Blue".

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Whybird posted:

oh my god

oh my god

Can you clue me in? I don't get it.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Mr Havafap posted:

Pleasedontberealpleasedontberealpleasedontberealpleasedontbereal

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Can you even spoil a Kojima game? I'm not even sure if the Conan thing is real or not.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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Data Graham posted:

I'm reminded of that Tom Lehrer bit:

"I particularly remember a heartwarming novel of his about a young necrophiliac who finally achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner."

*hisses and ahems from the audience, one or two laughs*

"...The rest of you can look it up when you get home."

Can you explain this? I don’t get it.

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

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AFewBricksShy posted:

Can you explain this? I don’t get it.

ultrafilter posted:

Look it up. You'll be happy with what you find.

I looked the song up but I’m trying to figure out what the quoted line has to do with Gervais. I’m assuming the “look it up” was back before the internet most people didn’t know what a necrophiliac was?

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