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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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On the Internet nobody knows you are a horse.



Nobody.

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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It's been a long time since I watched them, but Astin comes off as a bit of a dick in the LOTR commentary tracks.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/bAbAHAdAd/status/935189196913831937

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I don't see these statements as being inherently contradictory .

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Samuringa posted:

I don't know if Scottish Twitter counts as a Meme or as a Funny Pictures



I can't decipher these two. Could somebody translate for me?

Edit: the others were funny.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I've been to a lot of ball games, but never seen a fowl strike before.

deoju has a new favorite as of 23:03 on May 31, 2018

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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FWIW...

Trabant posted:

His opponent is wearing the Spanish Portuguese jersey of a player whose name begins with the letter R. His short haircut makes him look a tiny bit like Spain's Portugal's most famous player, Cristiano Ronaldo:


deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Both Michael Crichton creations, fwiw.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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JoelJoel posted:

Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids:

https://twitter.com/AdamZHerman/status/596404714868211713

Gonna be so weird in 40 years when kids with these loving names take their place on the world stage.

"President McKinzleigh X met with Canadian PM Paycetonne Y to discuss NAFTA 2 today."

I will never vote for any Aiden variant.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I went to twitter to find this tweet just so I could like it.

https://twitter.com/Asha_soflossy/status/1004951618066972673

deoju has a new favorite as of 21:35 on Jul 17, 2018

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Fisheries have to keep covers on their dumpsters/skips, as eagles will get in there, gorge themselves and get so full and so covered in gut slime that they can't fly and end up freezing to death during the night.

america.txt

Edit: oops, should have f5'd, somebody already pointed out how this is the perfect national metaphor...

deoju has a new favorite as of 20:12 on Jul 18, 2018

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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It's like the builders had a bunch of perfectly good triangles left over from other projects and didn't want to waste them.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I was dozing off while reading a paper back once and caught myself doing that. Your brain can re-wire itself remarkably.

Astronauts have been known to drop poo poo because they forget about gravity once back on earth.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Grover Norqist's dad ate his ice-cream.

Also,

Ayn Rand's mom was a big meanie and gave her toys away.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Krankenstyle posted:

its a 2002-style gif

You guys remember threads with (56k warnings) in the title?

:corsair:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Does Pornhub have autocomplete? I thought the idea was you still have to manually finish.

Sometimes I wish SA had upvotes. This is one of those times.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
The song is about getting an HIV test.


Also this made me lol...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hpU6UEq8hA

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Perfect organism on a perfect organism.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This photo?



I'd just like to point out that he's projectile vomiting out of his mouth but also out of both nostrils at the same time

This is the first meme I ever encountered. I didn't even have a computer yet, my friend printed it out and brought it to school.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I'm Fraven Pooth.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Did everyone just smell loving disgusting all the time?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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spookykid posted:

EE: never noticed data's conspicuous nipple
Fully functional.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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The Soviets just used pencils.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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If he's spending that much on food how can he possibly afford candles?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Fish
Beer

Cat

My Russian is still good enough for that at least.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Check out those albino turkeys. I gotta try that.


All white meat.

:dadjoke:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I've heard of couples getting divorced while one is in hospice so they don't saddle their spouse with medical debt when they die.

Dunno if it actually works, but it's worth a shot.

Cool system we have in the US.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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In the early nineties there was a Ken doll that was accidentally gay as gently caress that is now a collectors item.
https://www.pride.com/90skids/2018/3/16/discontinued-gay-ken-doll-will-haunt-mattel-forever


Complete with cock ring!

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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loving diabolical

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Poopelyse posted:

who's got the pic of the goon sitting on a couch puking on himself? i looked through my stash of random SA pics and didn't find it. I did rediscover this one lol



Harrison Ford is a goon?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Pattinson's Batman more or less ditches the billionaire playboy persona for the brooding loner weirdo aspect. A nice change imo from Bale.

I don't even remember Affleck's version.

Coincidently I watched that episode of Batman Beyond the other night, it holds up well. I've never seen the whole series so I thought I'd give it a shot. Pretty good so far.

The original Batman TAS still kicks rear end BTW.

deoju has a new favorite as of 05:19 on Jun 8, 2022

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I've been to that cheese shop, really good stuff imo.
https://edelweisscreamery.com/
They don't sell the shirts online though.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Atticus_1354 posted:

Ben's taste buds when he eats the bell pepper.



Love this gif. Watch how nazi gestures "C'mon," and then "Hold up," with just a brief pause when the hero steps to him. He was a real tough guy right up until he was within an arms length.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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One of my favorite books.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_and_Margarita

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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That movie with Margot Robbie I, Tanya was real good imo.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Pretty much every Olympic athlete is gonna have a conventionally banging body. There are a few events where other physiques are better suited, but those are the exception.

Edit: The Olympic village is notorious for going through a poo poo ton of condoms because they gently caress like crazy there.

deoju has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Feb 16, 2023

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Y'all should watch the movie if only for Allison Janey. She whips rear end in it.

Edit: to be clear, Allison Janney always whips rear end, but in this film she whips an exorbitant amount.

deoju has a new favorite as of 01:12 on Feb 16, 2023

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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ultrafilter posted:

Look at the weightlifters in this photo and ask yourself if you'd place them as elite athletes.

Post a video of yourself deadlifting 400lbs or gtfo.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Hyperlynx posted:

I don't think they mean "weightlifters aren't elite athletes", I think they mean "if you didn't know better, looking at a weightlifter and guessing from their body you could easily mistake them for not being an elite athlete".

Ie the "you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like" meme I guess
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For the record, as a hetero dude, I would smash all of the top row.

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's The Who got to do with any of this

Pete Townsend was accused of downloading child porn 20 years ago. He said he just used his credit card to join the site, but didn't actually download anything. He stated that he did it to prove banks were complicit in the trade of child porn. He also said he did it to research for his autobiography since he was also abused as a child.

He was cleared of any wrong doing.

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/pete-townshend-cleared-child-porn-charges/

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