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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I'm staying out of Spain and Portugal.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Phanatic posted:

There's a great arbitrage opportunity here, go to Portugal and set yourself up as a travel agent for trips to Slovenia.

Do that, set up Sandwich making workshops in Italy and ship the "Long Pork" sandwiches back to Spain.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

dumb. posted:

I can't laugh knowing someone, somewhere has died and/or lived a traumatic life. Nor should you.

Geeze, you're kind of a bitch.





VV
No, it's just really lovely garbage music.
Like Korn, or Limp Bizcuit

Johnny Aztec has a new favorite as of 23:07 on Jul 26, 2017

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

System Metternich posted:

Apropos of nothing, but my brother's gf just told me that apparently the new and hip form of piracy is to just upload the drat thing into closed Facebook groups

Yes, because a closed facebook group is a so much better way than torrents?
Sheesh, kids today.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Still one of the best goddamn threads on these forums

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Hirayuki posted:

This was posted at a local chain coffeeshop:



There's a lot going on here, but what are those symbols? :tinfoil:

Chinese or something

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

The Bananana posted:

Tommy Lee Bones

Tommy Lee Owns

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Caufman posted:

What can those Japanese wizards not come up with.

A positive birthrate

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I thought I read that a lot of the protections on Canadian Geese were removed recently?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

They are for the non-migratory ones.

....and how the hell do I tell that?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Whoa lady, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, dude's just raking up trash in the street.

You want trashy streets?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Yessssss Join usssssss

Buy your ticket and you will never leave

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I suspect if you put your hand through the bars to pay for said ticket, you'll pull back a bloody stump. At your shoulder, after frantically trying to escape the horrifying grip of whatever lurks Within.

That is if you are lucky. If you are unlucky, you get transformed into one of them.


Also, those jubu bees look like thees a jubu bee centipede action going on

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

We Know Catheters posted:

Spoon Theory 😉

Whoa

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
2 CREPPY 4 ME

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Guy Goodbody posted:

elephants regularly eat their own poo poo

Most animals do.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Ak Gara posted:

It's funny because giant biped mechs will never be a thing.

There's a list, called "things a LOSAT will gently caress up" and giant biped mechs is right up there near the top.

Why do you have to hurt my heart? :(

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Ak Gara posted:

From detection, to launch, to max range, in 4 seconds with speeds upto Mach 4.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCmSs6hXWoU

So of course they cancelled it. Your mech'll be safe from LOSAT's. :shobon:

Look, I KNOW that giant mechs will never be a thing, but just let my heart hold on to that fantasy okay

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
8675309

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
That penguin i all just " ...gently caress"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

Why is this gif so funny to me? :downs:

It's New york city culture rolled up in a single gif.

You can loving HEAR that guy making that 'EYYYYYYY" noise.

FUGHETABUTIT!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
"awww yiss, get in my mouth, ye saucy bastards"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=273

um no, that thing is dead. They don't survive the pressure differences.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Random Stranger posted:

"Mrs. Mussolini, it's a boy!"

"Fantastic! Now to ruin his life!"

Judging by the language at the bottom, probably didn't have too much negative effect.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Umm what is a Horseshoe crab was a cheerleader?
WHAT THEN

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

username_ideas.jpg



I'm I ❤ Cock Salad.

Yes, I would like to purchase your entire inventory, and how can I get in touch with you for future orders?



*loving makes a mint off Etsy*

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

HerrSystem posted:

I never knew Jay Leno had a daughter



System Metternich posted:

I didn't know that Robbie Rotten had a sister

Go look up Bruce Williaces daughter, Rumer.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
A goon? More like that Sonichu guy. Goons were obsessed with him for a while but he was never a goon, I dont think

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Powaqoatse posted:

this guy is high af



This is a medieval version of " Here Tha Chort, have a trophy"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Teresa is only hating because she's got the mournful titties :(

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Looks like a cross between Ernest Borgenine and that guy from Italian Spiderman

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
That door frame is about what I'd expect from those kind of people.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

dumb. posted:

WD40 is not a lubricant. When will people learn?

https://i.imgur.com/l2Sxrf8.gifv

Holy poo poo, it's JOHNNY CAB

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

"man yells "Meow" at egg for ten minutes"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
All I can hear is that Intial D music people put on memes.
"STRAIGHT INTO SPACE BEFORE SOMETHNG HIGHER HIGHER"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The race was to determine who would run and warn the other animals in the event of a fire.
Turtle won. Along came a forest fire. EVERYONE loving DIED

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Boneitis posted:

*Ron looking baffled*

But what about...

*Looks down at shirt, sees his own face*

Ron magic!

I enjoyed when Ron threw his wand at Voldemort and everyone clapped.
I guess in this book , Ron is retarded and everyone is humoring him

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
What the gently caress

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
You know, at first I was thinking " God, what a loving nerd doorknob. What, does it talk to you when you come home or what"

...and then I took a second look

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

I thought I knew a lot about cats but uh

Coloration being linked to sex is blowing my mind

How about this: a cat can have kittens from multiple different fathers in the same litter.

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