The Bananana posted:

Idgi?

Gargantua and Pantagruel posted:

But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains. And think not that the felicity of the heroes and demigods in the Elysian fields consisteth either in their asphodel, ambrosia, or nectar, as our old women here used to say; but in this, according to my judgment, that they wipe their tails with the neck of a goose, holding her head betwixt their legs, and such is the opinion of Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Wonder how hard it would've been to hold that goose's head under water instead of flinging it away. Be an ironic death since geese and swans like to drown animals (like dogs) by luring them into deep water and standing on their heads.

DandyLion posted:

Couldn't you just break a wing or something with your free hand while your holding it by the neck? Are they really so suicidal that they will continue to attack something that can handily kill them?

china bot posted:

if nothing else, this conversation underlines how terrible goose meat must taste

graey alien posted:

Lauren F. - Age 22

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then......when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on "UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!

np - green day - time of our lives

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Comptroll The Forums posted:

dumb. posted:

Barry Bluejeans posted:

I didn't realize that Bruce Lee pranking Freddie Mercury was something I needed in my life.

dumb. posted:

china bot posted:

Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

Rumda posted:

Now imagine a world where this could be a popular live action YouTube series and weep for how bad the real world is.

mind the walrus posted:

Just email the robot chicken guys christ

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Interchangeable faces. A lot of Japanese figures come with them. You tilt Lee's 'anguished yell' face just right, and you get him laughing hysterically.

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Interchangeable faces. A lot of Japanese figures come with them. You tilt Lee's 'anguished yell' face just right, and you get him laughing hysterically.

Caufman posted:

What can those Japanese wizards not come up with.

Caufman posted:

What can those Japanese wizards not come up with.

Caufman posted:

What can those Japanese wizards not come up with.

Caufman posted:

What can those Japanese wizards not come up with.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Non irradiated metal.

JoelJoel posted:

Offspring

Johnny Aztec posted:

A positive birthrate

PCOS Bill posted:

Normal pornography

Caufman posted:

It's as normal as a relationship between a human and a tentacle monster gets.

Double Punctuation posted:

But enough about PCOS Bill's sex life.

om nom nom posted:

Does anyone know how to post images from imgur with the app/new configured mobile site? I searched bbcode in their help section, but it didn't get me anywhere. I used to use them all the time, then suddenly a week or two ago it wouldn't let me upload images on my phone without having the app, and the app doesn't have the convenient drop down menu with the page link, bbcode, etc. I tried typing my own bbcode and it didn't work, all I can do is make a page link, but that's lame, I'd rather have the image in the post.

Say Nothing posted:

fishtobaskets posted:

Cargo Jorts moving in for the kill

Caufman posted:

It's only a split second, but the lady's body language does not suggest this is going where Mr. Smith wants it to go.

Double Punctuation posted:

Oh, it's going where he wants it, but it's not what he wants to go there.

The Bananana posted:

What

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think there's a "share direct link" option and you can copy it to the clipboard.

om nom nom posted:

Nice, got it figured out! Thanks!

Have some funny pictures to celebrate.

om nom nom posted: