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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

"Eventually complained" ? Was she waiting to see if he was any good at it?

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Build-a-Boar posted:

Nah our police cars have 'heddlu' on them. This is Wales;



It concerns me that I instantly recognize Bananaman.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Who is this?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Serious question, why was the film not called Mad Max: Furiosa Road?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Guy Goodbody posted:

and anime loving owns



trapped mouse posted:

As much as I like to poo poo on anime, DBZ always has a special place in my heart. Also I reverse image searched that, and there's more.





I thought it was only Rob Liefeld that couldn't draw feet?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Cumslut1895 posted:

you know, it's possible to mention Africans in a sentence without it being racist.

When I was 5 my family and I was watching a documentary about these African villages. It went on about how every morning the little girl had to walk 10 miles to the river for water, and walk 10 miles back again. Every single morning.

I said "why don't she just live closer?" and all I got was a slap for being racist. :( :confused:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

I used to do this back on Ultima Online. :3: Track down the target using whatever leads I had, loot their corpse of all the expensive items they had, and bring the head back as proof. Good times.

Back when character death actually mattered.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

zoux posted:



Uh yeah it's because we're too BUSY playing video games, volcel all the way here.

I'm sorry but what kind of death claw grip is that??

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
I think Twitter is only second to Reddit in layouts that are hard to read.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"What do you mean you just can't put an entire pig carcass in there? Fine, we'll do this the hard way."



Ron Swanson don't gently caress around.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

This was part of an anti-rape thing at my a college:



Wait are they saying the raper masturbating makes them less likely to rape or the rapee masturbating makes them less likely to be raped?

[edit] What a lovely top of page :smith:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

knows a black guy posted:

Thank you Marriott, the half hour of free mini muffins really helped me work through some stuff.

I think you underestimate how much mini muffins and coffee I can inhale with in 30 minutes.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Doritos® brand corn chips.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Guy Goodbody posted:

They got a lot of mileage out of calling Suffragettes ugly



Whiskey enemas are still okay, right?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Cythereal posted:

I'm sure building this thing made sense to someone, somewhere.




That's obviously fake. You can clearly see the rope holding it up!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Wifi Toilet posted:



e: keep the unused heat lights down



The beer garden for the nightclub I work at is fully illuminated by heat lights to keep people warm at night, but they keep forgetting to turn them off come morning.

Keeping the unused heat lights down would save electricity!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
It's funny because giant biped mechs will never be a thing.

There's a list, called "things a LOSAT will gently caress up" and giant biped mechs is right up there near the top.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Why do you have to hurt my heart? :(

From detection, to launch, to max range, in 4 seconds with speeds upto Mach 4.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCmSs6hXWoU

So of course they cancelled it. Your mech'll be safe from LOSAT's. :shobon:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Why doesn't he just drive around the maze??

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Caufman posted:

My hypothesis on the subject: the instinct is to try to brush as many off as possible, but I think that's going to be fruitless. Instead, focus one at a time on killing the easiest target first in the most brutal way possible. The idea is that the more gruesome the death, the more hesitation and fear you can instill in the other monkeys. A fight in Shadows of Mordor works the same way.

Obviously, don't feed the monkeys so you don't have to do this. In fact, if you fed the monkeys, simply let the monkeys devour you, because there's a high chance they will be able to use your flesh and energy better than you.

Do monkeys use the tactic of ripping off their opponent's nuts or is that just chimps? Because I don't think I want to fight moneys more than 1 at a time.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Boinks posted:

That would make an awesome Halloween decoration. Try to trade an XBox 360 for it or something.

6'2"? If I order a 7 foot one, will people think I was loving huge when I die?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Lies! Red hot is 1200F but it's not liquid until 2500F! And using his XRAY vision and not his heat ray vision? I don't think so mister. :colbert:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Who What Now posted:

Superman's heat vision is just his x-ray vision focused on a single small point.
:goonsay:

But...xray vision is absorbing incoming xrays...not emitting them!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Missing because they eloped, right?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
All singing is throat singing, if you think about it.

Except butt trumpets.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Good to see the WWE royal rumble plotlines starting to make sense.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

But...that's not plaid?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Phlegmish posted:

OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst]

I can't remember the specifics but quite a few years ago, during a neural net experiment, a synthetic brain was taught christmas carols. Then another program was added designed to slowly sever neural connections.

quote:

The program randomly spit out perfectly remembered carols as the killer application severed the first connections. But as its wounds grew deeper, and the network faded toward black, it began to hallucinate.

The network wove its remaining strands of memory together, producing what someone else might interpret as damaged memories, but what Thaler recognized as new ideas. In its death spiral, the program dreamed up new carols, each created from shards of its shattered memories.

Its last dying gasp was, ‘All men go to good earth in one eternal silent night,’ Thaler said.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
To this day it pisses me off that "emergency" is on the wrong side of the door.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Dude we're like, in space, right now!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yah, supposedly based on 'Fukuryuu' which is Japanese for 'lucky dragon'.

He's looking kinda mangy these days:


Those tits aren't nearly as big as I remember them.

[edit] or maybe Falkor has gotten loving humongous?

Ak Gara has a new favorite as of 16:04 on Nov 24, 2017

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Evilreaver posted:

I'm looking for the picture of that truck with a girl painted on it with the freakish hilarious proportions? I can't believe it wasn't in the first five google images pages :mad:
edit: gonna be mad when someone posts "I googled these two keywords and it was the first thing that came up"

edit: "bad tailgate art"


Necktits are horrifying.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Karate Bastard posted:

I didn't know where to post this but someone ripped off Colin Furze, you know that one idea where he'd drive around in an ice cream truck delivering ice cream to people's homes as a commodity, only with pre-started fires instead of ice cream. Yeah that one. They scaled out too. Bad form I say.



I only buy expensive imported fire, none of this lovely home grown stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpnCB2OwgVY

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Do you want deer with guns? Because that's how you get deer with guns.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Tendales posted:

Cats are dumb and ridiculous. It shouldn't be a huge surprise that their dumbness extends to the genetic level.

Apparently, it's a real book!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
I tried doing it to DragonForce's Revolution Deathsquad and their head exploded :(

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Regy Rusty posted:

Personally I'm a vegetarian because I can't personally envision myself eating the flesh of a living creature,

Ah I think I see the problem. You're supposed to kill the animal first, and then cook it. Not just gorge yourself on a still living pig or cow like some kind of food vampire.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Belgian cows were specifically selected for carrying a genetic disorder causing them to produce extra muscles.

They can't even give birth naturally anymore because they are too loving buff.



So kegel delivered Veal at projectile velocities or...what?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

mmmmMMMMMMMMHhmmmm

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

I'm guessing it's from some anime thing, so there's a good chance what ever job they're applying for is going to involve battling the forces of evil. The other women are looking angry because they know they hosed up. A business suit? What were they thinking??

The women on the far right knows the interviewer is her Aunt, so thinks she's got it in the bag though.

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