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Outrail posted:At the bottom of it all the matrix is a bunch of weird sex poo poo. Matrix 4 is set in VR Chat and the supporting cast are things like ugandan knuckles and big chungus and all the girls have really deep manly voices.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Last year I found out a friend had never seen either Terminator film, and similarly knew nothing about the plot. "Wait, Arnold is the good guy this time?!" It was a lot of fun. That's the entire reason why I'm subscribed to several dozen film and music blind reactions on youtube. I just want the magic of "new" again.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I love how lazy and half assed the assault on the Capitol was. It was a bad show all round really. They didn't even need to repaint anything this time.
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Glottis posted:A lot of actors are somewhat ashamed of the business side. As in, they just need gigs and not everything is a passion project. On the flip side, wasn't The Room a passion project?
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Syd Midnight posted:This made me realize that my brain has begun interpreting every overly-emojiied tweet as a The Saddest Rhino post. That's a name I haven't heard in quite a while. Wasn't he banned during a furry purge? [edit] I might be thinking of The Worst Unicorn? Ak Gara has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jan 19, 2021 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Cold. You could eradicate homelessness by teaching igloo construction!
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Koburn posted:I'm sure I have read multiple times that Gorillas have small dicks. That doesn't look like a small dick to me! hehehe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpC224oywSk 
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Cocaine Bear posted:I'm imagining some genius in the middle ages cutting a sword in half and then joined the sections by a chain to "improve" the weapon. Lol  http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/08/15/episode-068-it-sounds-like-a-good-idea-to-me/
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Platystemon posted:In the Congo, there has recently been a proliferation of rituals that are said to make the practitioner bulletproof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrauBQf7FpI
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biracial bear for uncut posted:This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare. Half way through I forgot they weren't talking 'bout phones
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Me too, just click slightly past that bit and it'll continue.
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Apr 29, 2021 23:30
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Kenning posted:Bad news about mantis shrimp. Turns out their brains aren't able to mix colors the way ours do, so all those extra cones are each essentially able to see a single color, and that's it. It allows for faster processing of the number of colors is can see, but they can't see the millions of different colors/hues/shades that we can through subtle mixing of the inputs of each of our cones. and this is going into the same folder as my knowledge of feathered T-Rex's
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Robobot posted:Oh, I never knew there were lions in Asia. That's kinda cool. Weebl lied to me 
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May 22, 2021 07:51
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Is this the serious poo poo I was told I'd see?
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Jun 4, 2021 08:51
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The second shaker is obviously finishing the other one's sentence "You're the salt-" "...to my pepper" then they kissed or somethin I donno, but yeah the You're my salt is the pepper one, and the To my pepper is the salt one
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:This was my desktop background for like a year back in '04 or '05 and it always made me smile and it still does I used this one for awhile 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:There's only one flag a true patriot of any country should be flying in TYOOL 2021. 
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Rozzbot posted:If your kid is freaked out about black holes you can put the in perspective by reminding them they are way more likely to suffer a fatal brain aneurysm at any given moment Knormal posted:Gamma ray burst. Travels at the speed of light, so it's undetectable until the half of the planet facing the source drops dead. It'll get a kid to forget all about black holes. Don't worry, Betelgeuse will take us all out. Probably. Maybe. If it's aimed at us. Might have already exploded, we won't know until afterwards!
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Jabberlock posted:support your local squallet dealer instead I can use it to buy some 55% beer. Squieer? 
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Aug 31, 2021 20:28
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The trick is to watch which machine hasn't paid out in awhile and play those ones once the other idiot has left because it'll pay out Soon™
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Nov 3, 2021 15:25
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That's kinda how I wanna go out. Take out a massive loan, host big parties with an open bar, then "lol try and collect from the dead, bitch!"
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Nov 3, 2021 21:01
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They should put Kaworu where Asuka is, and drive with the window open.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Lol if you don't boil your hotdogs Does sous vide count?
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Bug Squash posted:Pro click. Watching that video is the only time I actually stood up from my comfy sofa in anger at a youtube video. Not at any injustice or anything, just from the Nostalgia Critic's rank inability to understand art on any level but the most vacuous. You mean the Satellite City stuff? It's Unfortunate that Fennah has his work in that video
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Remember to thank your Alexa and other smart devices. They'll remember who was nice to them when the time comes.
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The first one. Kept my kids entertained all day with the entire disney classics lienup while I'm busy.
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