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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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The cliff is just another dad named Cliff..

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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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I'm from the Great Smoky Mountains and I'll kick someone's rear end if they don't like Dolly.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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I think 1491 says that the huge flocks of passenger pigeons were an aberration and I trust it.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Also it says they grow back in some shrimp and I'm assuming that we just haven't checked the others.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Don't fire until you see the Arizona tea label

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Don't sign your posts

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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That's a good way to bus up your rack.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Horse butts and Africans in stripes? Ou yeah, Pence is in.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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That seems like a pretty good audition, really, because his ability to sell the mannerisms of Mr. Fantastic and look natural are going to require some slapstick played straight.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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:randstare:

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Racist as gently caress

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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lovely rear end God couldn't even stop a flood

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Fishing bobber

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Radical Larry is classic good poo poo though

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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I thought the drawing was really bad but after looking at the dog I think he nailed it.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Morally Inept must be drawing now

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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DandyLion posted:

WTF I've missed a chemistry thread this whole time?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3602006

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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There was a lot of buzz around Memphis about the Smithsonian setting up a mid-American history /cultural museum in it before Bass Pro locked it up.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Her head falls off

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Riatsala posted:

When I went to boarding school in nowhere, Tennessee

Bell Buckle?

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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I bought these recently and someday I will find people with whom to try it.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Flaggy posted:

I used to play L5R, miss that game. Did you buy a bulk box of old card games?

Nah, that box is my old card games that I never learned to play but bought cheaply.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Two weeks

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Cocaine Bear posted:

Ariel has a cloaca.

Someone make a stencil like andre the gisnt has a posse

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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What is that? Some kind of pomegranate?

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Doc Hawkins posted:

uggggh, that's disgusting, ds9 obviously had the best theme

Someone hasn't watched Enterprise

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Its a bowcaster goddamn

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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I've posted it before but I am from the same mountain hollers as Dolly and have dozens of family ties to Dollywood and all the stories are true

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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That's the cover my childhood copy had and deep down that's how I picture gollum

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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The Chiefs were pretty cool for a while

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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When did you learn

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

this is actually kind of a lovely joke to make



mlyp

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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I got it painted, but it wasn't a Porsche it was a Lexus

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Oh poo poo is that pomegranate

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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If you didn't know what a saw zaw was as soon you read it you've never worked on a construction site

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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No, but she can get you there

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Hello Yellow Yoshi

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Michael Cera playing Pete Davidson playing Joey Ramone in an in-setting biopic

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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

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Bismuth posted:

I love that "your mom" jokes evolved past your mom being fat into your mom being some kind of mystical jotunn-like creature that lives to gently caress and fucks to live

Mythical? Your mom is not mythical. Why, I've seen the beast myself!

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