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Man, he's taking being fired from Breitbart harder than expected.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 01:21 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:04 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same. racist
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 04:25 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Sandwichcraft is an abomination. Suffer not a sandwich artist to live. Dunk them. If they sink, they're not guilty. If they come back up, serve them au jus.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 20:25 |
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Definitely need a gun in case of pancreas pirates. They get pretty rapey, I hear.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 05:34 |
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E.T.: The Extra Testicle?
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 05:42 |
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Zelder posted:But isn't that a bit short sighted? What happens when we're overrun with border collies? Tennis balls and Beggin' Strips. Failing that, Michael Vick and a pallet of 5 Hour Energy.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 01:09 |
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Phanatic posted:It's a ring, but if you rub it a little it turns into a necklace. Surely that would make it a turtleneck?
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 03:34 |
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PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Sharks, Smooth AF
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 07:25 |
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Hand, or echidna penises? No wonder he's called Knuckles...
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 04:33 |
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Whippet good
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 06:04 |
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oldpainless posted:LOL if your strip club expereience doesn’t solely consist of a bored stripper named Lola who obviously gave birth ten days ago silently gyrating to Pussy Control on the verge of tears while the random dude next to you continually bets you ten bucks he can probably gently caress her in the corner and also lets welcome Crystal to the main stage More like Oldchampagneroomless
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 03:41 |
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Xlorp posted:Is it good? It's not bad; the Rabbi's cheaper, though.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 05:37 |
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MizPiz posted:I love my dead straight son I'll take things Tony Dungy has never said for $1000, Alex.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 01:29 |
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Wait, I thought I was supposed to shoot the guy with skittles, not shoot him with skittles.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 23:05 |
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Besides, everyone knows the best pee related food from China is virgin boy eggs.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 23:43 |
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Fun fact, he's standing outside of Sassy's, a gay bar (that has since closed).
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 00:32 |
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JoelJoel posted:Uh... You know America has a but of a nazi infestation, right? I'm all for bashing tech bros and gamer weirdos, and there's overlap, I'm sure, but c'mon, son. Do you fumigate nazi infestations, or is that too on the nose? Edit: whoops, missed like 3 pages there. My bad.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 22:28 |
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He takes care of the place while the master is away.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 08:33 |
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TVs Ian posted:So this just turned up in an Amazon search for some reason: Fixed
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 20:32 |
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New season of Assyrian Chopper is looking good.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 03:42 |
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Phlegmish posted:Assyrians aren't muslim, that's their whole thing. It's like modern day Iraq/Iran/Syria, it was the closest I could get. If Armenia would just cooperate and be Islamic it would have worked.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 21:47 |
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Oh Christ, I didn't even think about how that sounded.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 03:06 |
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Xtro remake is going the adorable route this time.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2018 04:37 |
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Poor Aeschylus, thought of turtles and died.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 03:45 |
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That really should be a turtle neck, no?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 03:02 |
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Lemon posted:why would one of Rodney's best lines be about waiting to meet a guy who could suck his own dick if he was able to do it himself, think about it people He was really excited to meet someone from Nantucket, I guess.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 22:17 |
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So quiet you could hear a pin drop.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 00:56 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I dunno, I'm not seeing it. Why did they make a bust of Powdered Toast Man?
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 07:39 |
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A kraut who lick he own rear end, a shameful kraut.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 22:06 |
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Bath Tubs posted:In theory I like the idea of having these types of funerals for people but gently caress man I would be so creeped out hanging out in a room with a corpse playing NBA Jam. Under NBA Jam rules, it would become a cremation, I think?
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 02:18 |
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Phanatic posted:Wait until you realize that people are fish. *Holds up a plucked chicken* Behold! A man!
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 21:49 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:No idea where all it happened but I guess the story here was that the kkk tried to adopt highways figuring they'd get rejected as the org's name goes up on a sign. The state was like "nah, we're cool as long as you keep it clean." Joke's on them, the highway's black.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 22:25 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:04 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:no matter what the problem is. And it should pick the most obnoxious one. I read this in Binky the Clown's voice and I never knew I wanted something as much as I do that video to exist.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 22:35 |