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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Man, he's taking being fired from Breitbart harder than expected.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.


racist

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Sandwichcraft is an abomination. Suffer not a sandwich artist to live.

Dunk them. If they sink, they're not guilty. If they come back up, serve them au jus.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Definitely need a gun in case of pancreas pirates. They get pretty rapey, I hear.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


E.T.: The Extra Testicle?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Zelder posted:

But isn't that a bit short sighted? What happens when we're overrun with border collies?

Tennis balls and Beggin' Strips. Failing that, Michael Vick and a pallet of 5 Hour Energy.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Phanatic posted:

It's a ring, but if you rub it a little it turns into a necklace.

Surely that would make it a turtleneck?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Sharks, Smooth AF

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Hand, or echidna penises? No wonder he's called Knuckles...

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Whippet good :3:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

oldpainless posted:

LOL if your strip club expereience doesn’t solely consist of a bored stripper named Lola who obviously gave birth ten days ago silently gyrating to Pussy Control on the verge of tears while the random dude next to you continually bets you ten bucks he can probably gently caress her in the corner and also lets welcome Crystal to the main stage

More like Oldchampagneroomless

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Xlorp posted:

Is it good?

It's not bad; the Rabbi's cheaper, though.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

MizPiz posted:

I love my dead straight son :qq:

I'll take things Tony Dungy has never said for $1000, Alex.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Wait, I thought I was supposed to shoot the guy with skittles, not shoot him with skittles.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Besides, everyone knows the best pee related food from China is virgin boy eggs.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Fun fact, he's standing outside of Sassy's, a gay bar (that has since closed).

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

JoelJoel posted:

Uh... You know America has a but of a nazi infestation, right? I'm all for bashing tech bros and gamer weirdos, and there's overlap, I'm sure, but c'mon, son.

E


Do you fumigate nazi infestations, or is that too on the nose?

Edit: whoops, missed like 3 pages there. My bad.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


He takes care of the place while the master is away.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

TVs Ian posted:

So this just turned up in an Amazon search for some reason:



Which led to looking at the other, similar items from that vendor.

Another case of an algorithm gone penis, I guess.

Fixed

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

New season of Assyrian Chopper is looking good.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Phlegmish posted:

Assyrians aren't muslim, that's their whole thing.

It's like modern day Iraq/Iran/Syria, it was the closest I could get. If Armenia would just cooperate and be Islamic it would have worked.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Oh Christ, I didn't even think about how that sounded. :ughh:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Xtro remake is going the adorable route this time.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Poor Aeschylus, thought of turtles and died.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That really should be a turtle neck, no?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Lemon posted:

why would one of Rodney's best lines be about waiting to meet a guy who could suck his own dick if he was able to do it himself, think about it people

He was really excited to meet someone from Nantucket, I guess.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


So quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I dunno, I'm not seeing it.



Why did they make a bust of Powdered Toast Man?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A kraut who lick he own rear end, a shameful kraut.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Bath Tubs posted:

In theory I like the idea of having these types of funerals for people but gently caress man I would be so creeped out hanging out in a room with a corpse playing NBA Jam.

Under NBA Jam rules, it would become a cremation, I think?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Phanatic posted:

Wait until you realize that people are fish.

*Holds up a plucked chicken*

Behold! A man!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

ToxicSlurpee posted:

No idea where all it happened but I guess the story here was that the kkk tried to adopt highways figuring they'd get rejected as the org's name goes up on a sign. The state was like "nah, we're cool as long as you keep it clean."

They literally never cleaned the highways they adopted so they were kicked off. I don't think they even complained because, well, you lose your sign if you don't clean and they didn't.

Joke's on them, the highway's black.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

no matter what the problem is. And it should pick the most obnoxious one.

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Be sure to smash like and subscribe and hit that bell icon! *obnoxious intro starts*

I read this in Binky the Clown's voice and I never knew I wanted something as much as I do that video to exist.

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