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sneakyfrog posted:i guess there is no wrong way to rob a wendys I dunno, it kinda looks like he's going to blunder into it.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Would it be better or worse if neckbeards started wearing wizard hats exclusively? "I just don't understand what why i can't get a girl, they only date Dark Mages! When will women figure out those guys are only interested in trapping your soul in a crystal?" Maybe these sexually aggrieved dudes dressed up like wizards and worried about men darker than them stealing their women could form some kind of clan.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Thith would be funnier if I knew who it wath. The version I usually see is with Mike Tython.
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Guy Goodbody posted:I don't want anybody to cry at my funeral so I will have a series of fake funerals. When I actually die no one will come. My friends and families won't be sad when I die because they will all believe me to still be alive, just perpetuating yet another of my hoax funerals, the most elaborate yet! How many fake funerals until one of them gets fed up and kills you for real? Then they'll know you're dead.
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Did the girl at the beginning of the video know to look behind her because she could hear the clippity-clop of hooves or was the deer just like "outta my way motherfuckers!!!"
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RareAcumen posted:His name's Venom. Their name is Venom.
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Just Offscreen posted:If I recall everyone involved was a good sport about the whole thing. Well it's only really noteworthy if the owner of the drone was a good sport about it. Pretty easy for everyone else. "Y'know, that guy who wrecked my $600 drone was an OK guy. He could have let destroying my birthday gift bother him but he was able to laugh about it. Really laugh. Even when my drone was lying there on the ground with a crudely-fashioned spear impaled through its motor and I said 'I think it can still be repaired', he took the high road and jumped up and down on it until it was an unrecognizable heap of scrap."
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There are too many amazing quotes to single out one but I do think the genuinely weirdest line is how it generates a book title and mentions it in the story text.
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Pakled posted:This is an amazing one too The ancient art... of seduction. "be very tender when you want to be very attractive but if you prefer your guests hungry you will not allow them to use the meat"
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Two Feet From Bread posted:Honorable mention: The best part about this is that the way the stairs work at Hogwarts makes this hilariously plausible.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:can you not just google something like autistic underwater weighing test Boss? You wanted to see me? Yes, our IT department has brought to my attention that you were searching for "autistic underwater weighing test"? Should I be worried that in some half-baked experiment you are going to accidentally drown some poor mentally challenged person in your life?
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Proteus Jones posted:Interesting that your boss goes there as a first guess. There have been a lot of suspicious deaths of autistic people in the area recently.
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Skippy McPants posted:I think a lot of that has to do with its backstory. Most memes are recycled in-jokes, unmemorable beyond their specific clique. But Loss.jpg has a narrative, one so absurd that it sticks in the mind and carries Buckley's accidental masterpiece forward through the ages. Buckley's narrative is to successfully carrying things as Buckley's girlfriend is to _______
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SpacePig posted:Get ready for some real toots in upcoming Marvel films. We've already had Black Widow, Wasp, Scarlet Witch...
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Aleph Null posted:My wife and I are both huge MCU fans but I'm the only one who read comics as a kid and teenager. If she knows Star Wars you can describe him as a leprechaun-coloured Darth Vader with a penchant for self-aggrandizing monologues spoken in third person.
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Samovar posted:Trying to think of a pun to go with this, but I got nothing. You can't think of any puns for minotaurs, really? That's a load of bull.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Only one white foot? The other patterns will disappear, too. But white goes first.
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Shaddak posted:Plus, if you're not doing it hard enough to crack ribs, then you're not doing it hard enoughl This is why I won't do compressions. Because it probably won't work, they'll be dead, and now my ribs are cracked.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if I want like You're saying you want goons to... Imagine four balls?
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Kit Walker posted:Considering that college degrees are a requirement for sperm donors in many places in the US, I'm guessing a lot of people would agree And that's just the minimum. Most women won't accept anything less than cum laude.
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beato posted:I find this McDonalds ad campaign slightly concerning for the same reason: "Real" nowadays means something like "wholesome" or "unprocessed". Then again maybe the ad is Brazilian.
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Railing Kill posted:*runs in, breathless* Terrible name for a dog just because it might go missing and then you'd have to put up posters that wouldn't be taken seriously.
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mind the walrus posted:Kind-of feels like it needs a shot of Terry in-suit looking smug af Someone swiped it from the original tweet and thought what the joke needed was a Batman reaction shot.
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In Paris they hold a Festival du Pain. I was too early for it when I visited. C'est la vie...
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And then he just drove off! Yelling that me and my kids were going to Hell! I hope you find him officer, he seems dangerous. Did you catch the licence plate? No, sorry... But you are not going to need it.
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Sir, did you see the Jesus van? Can you tell us which way he was headed? Uh, yah. Ok, which way? I just told you. Yah way.
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ante posted:You're right, that's some pretty bad greenscreening TLJ Spoiler Is it wrong to greenscreen when the character is also actually not present in the scene? Somebody has a new favorite as of 14:03 on Jan 15, 2018 |
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doverhog posted:That is what droids are for? Using droids as forced suicide bombers. Wow, that is seriously homophobic.
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LargeHadron posted:Both of these had me in tears And the nominees for Best Performance Using Only a Mouse Cursor are...
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but the first thing you do after you thought you were going to die is go wank it to porn? I think it's just that a lot of people needed to give themselves some kind of consolation prize after misunderstanding what it meant when they heard everyone was getting blown to kingdom come.
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Collateral Damage posted:From a distance it was hard to tell which was which. Oh poo poo, that's how I make my drinking choices! *a line of plastic bottles with colourful liquids inside appears on the ridge* "Hmm, I'll have the tall one on the end there."
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Getting murdered by a guy with a wine opener must be one of the worst ways to go Especially if it's the type of opener that looks like it's got its arms up cheering while it impales you through the stomach.
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Now I understand why they call it graph-iti. I know who made this pun, and I know when you made it, but I'm left solving for why.
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Gorilla Salad posted:
Should I be worried about you, dude? You're throwing up some serious red flags.
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Who What Now posted:Oh lordy, someone might think there were 11 school shootings instead of just 9. What a goddamn travesty that would be. I like to be precise, so "9/11" is a travesty, yes.
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spog posted:Purina is a pet food company. Maybe they start with poison and scale it back until its just barely edible.
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Solice Kirsk posted:With a simple modification we can turn this into a forest dwelling race in a trashy fantasy novel. Observe: It's Adam and Eve! Not Aslan and DeerSt've!
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Phlegmish posted:Forgot one He's a rapper, right? The Ghost-faced Killah.
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Guy Goodbody posted:
This guy's totally going to get tricked into showing up to a fake court set up by UCB.
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