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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

MononcQc posted:

the new theory is that Habs are getting rid of players for the league. Notable example who ended their NHL career in montreal:

- John Scott
- George Parros
- George Laraque

Maybe Ott is next on the list.
By god I think you're on to something here.

- Doug Murray
- Alexei Emelin

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


See this looks silly until you clarify that "Henrik Zetterberg" is actually the code name of a strain of new super-mumps just beginning to make it's way into the league.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Sheary is practicing with Crosby, but of course Chris loving Kunitz is on the left wing instead of Guentzel.

Sullivan don't you go full Bylsma on me you rear end in a top hat.

Holy poo poo, you didn't mention the D but look at this nightmare.
Dumoulin-Schultz
Streit-Hainsey
Cole-Ruhwedel

I vote we call second pairing the skeleton crew.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

I like Hainsey so far. He's like old Brian Dumoulin.

Oh for sure, I'm not trying to poo poo on him or Streit even (by any account they should be better than Cole.)
Hainsey was actually making a lot of impressive plays last game but he had a few awkward moments from being on his off-side.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Yeah he looked really good out there. Good pickup for a 4th.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

FrenzyTheKillbot posted:

Serious question, if Fleury were to get hurt somehow to the point that he was still injured in June, what does that do to that plan? Presumably that's the worst case scenario at this point, just wondering what would happen. Although I'm guessing this is where people say that Pittsburgh would just make a deal with Vegas somehow.

So even considering a nightmare scenario where Murray is the one that has to go, Vegas still wouldn't get him. There are enough teams out there to stoke a bidding war and the Pens would get a decent, if not fair-value return. In no scenario does Vegas get Murray for free.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Yes, you can still make trades right now, the players just can't play in the playoffs.

I think in a theoretical scenario where Maf gets hurt the Pens would bribe LV with everything they could to keep MM. It would suck terribly.

Or actually, if MAF is LTIR-level broken, why would Crosby not just use some of that world-class charm to get his BFF to waive his NTC so he can be put up anyway?
In conclusion, stop all your dreaming Murray is here to stay and we're going back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Pens cup two hundred years dot com.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


What in the holy hell does that mean? I don't want to over-analyze but that's like how the Anaheim GM talked about Despres. If he's not majorly broken Sullivan really needs to work on how to deliver bad news.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Make it like Mario Party - bonus goals are awarded to the team with the most shots, the most penalties, etc.

Or make every goal worth 7 - people love that one for some reason.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

It really is one of the nastier things about this sport. Sure Maatta and Schultz got hurt in the last game against the Jets on some outright dirty maneuvers, but that's not free reign to go head-hunting - especially not against Enstrom who isn't really the sort of guy doing the lovely plays. Want to get revenge? Clown them on the scoreboard (like they did) and get your slashes in if you really feel the need. At the very least, if you have to makes runs at folks, take them at the guys who did the dirty poo poo last game. (Lowry)

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

He's actually pretty buyout friendly at $1.4 for 4 years. That's not terrible.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Starsfan posted:

yeah well you know, can't sign players to contracts.. got to let them walk, the answers are found in the AHL.

Take our MAF
Take our MAF
put his 'tending to the test
just chain him to the post, cherie
and he'll provide the rest
fleur-de-lis
glove shake-y
at least he's not named Niemi
Mind his 5-hole, though, it's dire
don't believe us? Ask the Flyers
Sometimes he flops
and rides the bench
but did I mention he speaks French?
and on your team he won't be second-best
so go on, have a ball
Jim Nill just give a call and
take our MAF
Oui, our MAF

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Apparently Mark Streit got hit in the balls last game or something so even the Pens' replacement d are getting hurt now. It's kinda stupid how this team can have like half of its roster out and still keep winning year after year.

We can all agree playing MAF vs. the Flames was a passive "gently caress-you" for not trading for him, yeah?
Betting they wish the narrative carried out a little differently on that one.


He could've been yours, Burkie-boy.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

He stinks, but they should probably hold onto him as long as possible and hope for the best. It's not like he has any trade value.

Dumo didn't really break in until he hit 23-24, so there's still some hope I suppose.
Not much but...

I feel like he tops out as a 7th/PP specialist (on another team)

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Levitate posted:

his reasoning behind it is really dumb though and they're going to have to deal with players who just say gently caress you I'm going and ditch their NHL teams (maybe...not sure this would happen but the Olympics are a big deal to a lot of players from countries not Canada or the US)

I see this as another Richards scenario, potentially. A good loophole to get out of a bad contract via some sort of violation.
Hrmm...


How patriotic do you think Dan Girardi is?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Spring Break My Heart posted:

I think Crosby himself lost a good bit of speed when he got hurt in his 3rd season.

I don't think he lost it so much as he realized if he kept skating balls to the wall like that all the time he'd end up injured more often than not (which is true.)

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Sharing from the other thread - Sid caught a stick in the chompers.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

Sid scored a ridiculous goal, lost some chiclets, and sterilized Ryan O'Reilly last night:

https://twitter.com/A_Kalnins/status/844328031418286080

"I would call it... the Crostrick"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the Ottawa Senators and their fans for the cowardly play of Sidney Crosby, which we all can acknowledge is the singular contributing factor to the fact that Senators will not be competing for Lord Stanley's cup now or in the foreseeable future. This behavior is novel, egregious, and isolated to the Penguins, and similar behavior from other teams has in no way has been leading to the Penguins' own players being injured at an unprecedented pace throughout the whole season. I would like to close by thanking Garry Bettman and his staff for the wonderful work they've been doing by consistently ruling in these cases to assure that expectations for behavior have been clearly defined.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Aphrodite posted:

So if you see their hands you can tell the difference?


Henrik has actually taken to wearing a single black glove off the ice to hide the disfigurement, so that's how you'd know.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Melnyk views his players as property, so any right opinion he comes to is by virtue of hosed up logic from a lunatic. There is nothing lucid or of value in the things he says.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I can count on Marc Methot's left hand how many postseason games the sens have won the last 3 seasons and still have two fingers to spare

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


2nd highest PDO in the league - they might be good but I think we're going to see a lot of head-scratching from the old school analysts next season.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The Penguins are dead. Long live the Penguins.

(Dear god to I hope they're all just possum-ing 'til the playoffs)

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

achillesforever6 posted:

Oh god Torts is going to be so loving smug about that too.

Torts doesn't get to be smug about anything for another couple of years after the world cup disastrophe

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Huggybear posted:

What are the rules of the expansion draft? I get the NMC/protected players, but is there compensation? Honestly I cannot understand why GMs would vote for expansion if it means losing a player, even if it's just a mediocre one with nothing in return, and give up a high level first round draft position to boot.

I've been told the expansion team can "trade" as well but I can't seem to source a good article that provides a comprehensive overview.

I dunno, I guess I could get behind seeing a hockey game in Vegas. It will probably be cheaper than Arizona for a couple of years and the same price to fly to.

\/\/ oh right I knew that the owners actually voted but I didn't know they got cash. Thanks.

I could see a team deep with prospects be more than okay with diluting the talent pools of other teams in the league. It's also a good chance for a GM with some anchor contracts to offload them on a new bottom feeder for scraps.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Sure you could take the consistent 40-point forward who can play all positions and situations signed to a reasonable contract... but then again, he is a bit short.

Better go with the second-rate Patrik Berglund

Good Soldier Svejk fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Mar 29, 2017

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Holy poo poo they are gonna lose the gently caress out of that lawsuit because Bettman and his retinue are incompetent cartoon villains

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Sheary-Crosby-Guentzel owns owns owns. I wish they could stay healthy because that line is almost Sedin like in how they interact with each other.

Seriously this. Sid has never meshed as well with another line as he has with this one. It's like they've all got tiny-but-super-skilled-hockey-guy telepathy.

Also Sid is doing stuff like this which I think is the 3rd or 4th time he's scored from behind the goal line
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/847969522623672322

Good Soldier Svejk fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Apr 1, 2017

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