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Verviticus posted:how do you cheer for a team? i need to be a sharks fan but all i know how to do is pray your goaltender looks like an rear end in a top hat and you lose 9-1 start here https://www.nhl.com/sharks/sharkie/finatical-kids-club
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 02:56 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 07:47 |
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duke recalled
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 04:21 |
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Pornographic Memory posted:so then it should be cheap to buy off vegas then because goalies are apparently worthless Pens fans have driven up the price for like 2 years now
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 19:55 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:What's nuts about the Calder is if Matthews and Laine weren't in the running, you'd still have several good contenders to debate over. Werenski, Murray, Marner... The torts article is just a funny in joke because basically everyone was writing "maybe the blue jackets aren't going to go undefeated for the rest of the year" articles and blue jackets fans were lobbing twitter haymakers from their weird bubble at them for it, and wyshnski was at the center of it
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 03:14 |
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brandon gormley traded for future considerations. wow he fell off a cliff
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 19:36 |
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https://twitter.com/drosennhl/status/839500967401906177 this is stupid!!!
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 17:36 |
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I dont want to see bigger nets because skating fast and slinging the puck around is good and scoring a cheap right off the faceoff is boring I'd like to see two line passes brought back because I think dumping and chasing leads to boring hockey, and the only GM suggestion I read that I liked was moving the faceoff dots to just a single one in the center of the zone because I think that would lead to less grinding along the sides
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 19:40 |
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fighting after clean hits is stupid but so is standing around after someone gets hurt like it's europe. maybe add a 2 minute penalty for fighting with your gloves on and then you can also ignore some of the ejections that happen when someone fights with tape on their hands
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 20:04 |
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maybe if they call a penalty on a hit then there's no instigator or fighting majors. remember this all came around because steve moore was getting chased around a week after he threw a bad hit
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 20:08 |
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losing the power play because you give up a shg is stupid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzAVxUbRQ68
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 20:13 |
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ThinkTank posted:The Canucks did an exchange program thing with a star Irish Hurler named Lee Chin and his comments about the team were uh... interesting. Oh so that's how you tank
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:12 |
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It doesn't look like you can search by faceoff % on hockey reference but I think taking faceoffs is something you know how to do or you don't, and if you don't then your % is like 30-40% and if you do then you're in that real tight band of like 48-52% where it doesn't matter and there's not a lot of players that play center and suck at faceoffs and aren't super young
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:25 |
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If you have some killer faceoff move you pull out half a dozen times a game on the PK or when you are down one in the offensive zone then that skews the usefulness of your FO% beyond just the percentage. I agree that it's not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but I hope my boy wonder GM uses his brains to include FO% in his player evaluations intelligently
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:44 |
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He looked really bad at the start of the year which was understandable because he was coming off a ACL tear and when he started to look better he was getting less ice time because we were working deangelo and chychrun in but he was also thrown into more of a defensive role because he was the veteran on his pairing. Glad to see he's working out though
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:08 |
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baseball and hockey comparisons are stupid but also probably pretty close because you don't shoot the puck with your dominant hand only and you dont catch the ball with your dominant hand
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 20:16 |
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JoelJoel posted:So does Winnipeg have the worst mascot name or am I missing one? they are all really stupid
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 07:19 |
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grack posted:Corey Schneider is bad now and it makes me sad. only 2 of the goals were his fault, but 2 on 10 shots is still bad
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 03:25 |
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Mage_Boy posted:https://streamable.com/iv0op glad we could make this all about the pens
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 07:47 |
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i don't think we knew this, but oel was playing through a broken thumb. really weird because i thought his stickwork was really improved this year and he was better defensively than he has been in years past, at least with my eye test
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 19:08 |
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i like watching hockey and my team is the coyotes. im sorry the pittsburg fans are throwing a fit because they can't win two stanley cups in one year and have things exactly the way they want them
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:29 |
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i think i'd be happier seeing brad richardson score a sixth goal versus crosby score 40. i don't get why we have this discussion every week where we get told how to enjoy hockey, which happens to be having the superstars in the largest media markets score more.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:51 |
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https://twitter.com/timringTV/status/841466406176608257 the tank is on
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 03:08 |
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Baseball can be boring but it's your fault if you pick the team that has rules against facial hair and long hair. Meanwhile in hockey everyone is canadian with a nickname that's just their last name with "er" or "y" tacked on the end
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 19:41 |
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have we ever seen a coach pull the goalie in a tie game to play spoiler? i think we have for ROWs
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 06:16 |
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A Typical Goon posted:They only need to reach 60% of the cap floor in their first year I thought? Yeah but that forces you to take some boat anchor guys on bad contracts instead of just cheap RFAs. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3780857&pagenumber=33&perpage=40#post469606008 this guy didn't know the salary minimum and ended up with a 22MM team
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 19:11 |
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* The Las Vegas franchise must select players with an aggregate Expansion Draft value that is between 60-100% of the prior season's upper limit for the salary cap. from nhl.com
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 19:56 |
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UFAs and RFAs can be signed in the vegas draft and they count for a player selected from their team too.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 20:08 |
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JoelJoel posted:SO loss - eliminated from playoff contention. undercover detroit poster spotted
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 19:51 |
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xzzy posted:Well imagine digging a hole with a shovel in one hand. You can do it, but your agility and strength is going to suck. you gotta use your feet. i understand this metaphor
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 02:51 |
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at least you aren't playing the yotes or the canucks if you make the playoffs
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 03:15 |
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Aphrodite posted:Intent doesn't matter only result. They've mentioned retaliation in DOPS videos before but injury is usually the driving reason to escalate to suspension anyways
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 05:48 |
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Everyones bitched about helicopter hockey parents telling their kids to go after crosby in juniors but nobody mentioned the part where he was whacking off their digits. Im not gonna post it because it's probably gonna get automatically embedded but the announcers were talking about losing a nail and this must be the other stations view because you can see him flip the dangling portion of his finger back into place edit: Good thing testicles have a little more give to them than fingers hifi fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Mar 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 05:53 |
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ElwoodCuse posted:Not even Matt Cooke gets anything more than 2 minutes for that slash yall need to grow up They should settle this according to The Code. what's matt carkner doing right now
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 16:54 |
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it's going to be cool when the sens talk this up into next season and the pens poo poo their pants and call up sestito and he kills someone again
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 04:10 |
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clayton keller looks like malcolm in the middle and apparently the coyotes are close to signing him. domi-dvorak-keller would be something like an average of 20 years old
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 16:52 |
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hifi posted:clayton keller looks like malcolm in the middle and apparently the coyotes are close to signing him. domi-dvorak-keller would be something like an average of 20 years old signed, supposed to play the rest of the season with the yotes (can't burn a year on his ELC due to his age)
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 18:36 |
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lol, the 25k bonus keller gets for playing 5 games would be a penalty against next season's cap for the coyotes. i was originally thinking there's no way old man tipp isn't going to scratch him every other game but now who knows. more 3d chess from chayka
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 19:21 |
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Strome feels like a bust because he's already been in 2 years of preseason training camps but he's still only 20 years old and he's still putting up 2ppg this year in the ohl and is getting hosed by the bullshit junior rules, so the alternative is centering the 3rd line/sitting in the pressbox. Coyotes fans bitched about domi taking the same path but it's not like domi putting up 50 points 3 years ago or strome putting up 50 points this year would put them in the playoffs.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 20:28 |
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It would be great if some of the guys would pan out, I agree. It's sort of hard to hold the draft record against the franchise when we draft guys like turris and wheeler who turn out worse than whatever implausible trade/reach you could come up with.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 20:55 |
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Spring Break My Heart posted:
yeah same. maybe he's thinking of brule?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 21:29 |