NHL N/V March: Pull My Finger

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

colorado is on pace for a 48-point season.

the last non-expansion team to finish with fewer than 50 points was the 1998-99 Lightning. darcy tucker led the team in points.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 03:07

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

devils performing admirably in the tank standings, although they're going to be in tough this week with away games in colorado and phoenix

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 12:17

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

hey who wants to see the worst defense iced this year

https://twitter.com/MattLoug/status/839176792699187200

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 19:30

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

bergfors washing out of the nhl immediately makes the kovalchuk deal hilarious in retrospect

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 22:44

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

elite tank game

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 15:51

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I don't understand what's going on with Ottawa.

A six-game win streak, four over the powerhouse teams of Dallas, Arizona, and Colorado

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 17:45

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I meant more, like, their entire season

The goal differential of +9 is a banger

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 17:49

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

T-Bone posted:

one year too late

if it nets them a top-2 pick im okay with it

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 18:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Kawalimus can only break out of his natural state of despair when he goes birdwatching.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 01:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Avs take a 4-2 lead into the third. Allow five unanswered and now have a goal differential of -101.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 04:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Duke Chin posted:

god drat the Avs have a 10 point lead on the last spot in the NHL they could have taken a night off from tanking geez

_{it's actually 20}

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 04:44

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Colorado lost their 52nd game in regulation tonight. Five more and they join the wondrous ranks of the expansion Thrashers:

http://www.hockey-reference.com/teams/ATL/2000.html

How many names do you recognize? I got to 18.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 05:48

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Schlesische posted:

Their PDO, Sv% and Sh% in all situations is utter garbage, while their CF% and FF% are bad but not "league worst by a considerable stretch" bad let alone "historically" bad.
They're bad, but they're also getting unlucky which is just a hilarious combination. On pure "Corsi Hockey League" numbers, they shouldn't be historically bad.

Don't ruin my fanfic.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 06:27

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of The Streak�.

April 4th, 1991 - March 28th, 2017

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 03:11

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Angry Asian posted:

Oilers - Leafs finals please so they world can loving off itself in its own poo poo.

I am okay with Canada going up in flames

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 06:24

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

love you, patty

most of all, thank you for staying and not signing with the shitbirds across the hudson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFABGoEU54

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 14:51

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 17:23

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