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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Caps own, Shattenkirk owns.






Oh loving god we're still gonna lose in round 2... :suicide:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Vegas is now allowed to do the following:

quote:

They can make trades involving prospects and amateur draft picks. They also can sign eligible college free agents once they become available, junior players 20 and older, and free agents from European leagues.

The Golden Knights are not permitted to acquire a player with an active NHL contract until that player completes this season. They also will not be able to make agreements with teams to claim or not claim a player in the NHL Expansion Draft until the team they are negotiating with is done playing this season and the player is no longer eligible to play in the American Hockey League.

The Golden Knights will be placed between the second- and third-to-last teams in the waiver priority order from today through Oct. 31.

https://www.nhl.com/news/golden-knights-officially-join-nhl-can-make-deals/c-287272940?tid=277548856

Any Vegas goons out there getting excited? :geno:

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Mar 1, 2017

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


glynnenstein posted:

https://twitter.com/RFCapsMoustache/status/837653309536276481

So Grubauer backs up Murray in Vegas? Pretty good set for an expansion team.

More like Murray backs up Grubauer.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



“Do you guys recognize who’s delivering your pizza?” someone finally asked.

“No,” responded the girl, 17-year-old Tatyana Bailey.

“Number 8, from the Washington Capitals?”

“I don’t do sports,” Tatyana said.

“It’s a good thing!” said Ovechkin, amid the laughter.

“I’m sorry,” the girl responded. “I’m sure this is probably very exciting for someone.”


https://mobile.twitter.com/PapaJohns_DMV/status/837842419425103873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pornographic Memory posted:

the rangers just really want to lock down the wild card spot and slide over to the atlantic, thats all

The metropolitan pro strategy.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Whatever it takes to get rid of the Metropolitan slaughterhouse playoff bracket is what I want.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Slappy Pappy posted:

This morning Washington was -273 and I just laughed. Caps don't beat the Stars. It's one of those things. Jason Spezza Kari Lehtonen blah blah blah. They played pretty great the second half of the game but doesn't matter. Can't beat Stars.

I'm trying to drink myself into believing that this is a one off fluke loss and not the start of a similar trend like last year before the playoffs.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Also, here's the goalie interference explanation from the ref.
http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/washington-capitals/referee-told-trotz-it-was-orpiks-second-push-not-his-first-cost-caps-coachs

quote:

While Orpik certainly did push Shore into the crease, Shore also makes no effort to leave which prompted Trotz to challenge the goal. After losing the challenge, Trotz said the referee explained to him that the deciding factor was not the initial push, but what happened afterward.

“[Orpik] gives him another little shot because he's on top of our goalie. If he doesn't do that I think it probably comes back our way,” Trotz said. “Even the referee says that's close, the only reason I say no is Brooks gave him a sort of a little second one.”

Caps fan, but I'm going with the ref on this one.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Chad Sexington posted:

Well I was encouraged that they were able to capable the Devils and Flyers trapping the gently caress out of them, because you see that a lot more in the playoffs. The The Stars, by contrast, seemed focused on keeping the Caps to the outside where they could only take lovely perimeter shots.

I'm choosing not to read too much into it though. The first goal was Orpik ruining an epic Holtby save, the second was just a fumble by Backstrom (on Swedish heritage night of all nights!), and the third was off a flub by Orlov. Didn't seem like much terribly wrong structurally, at least on defense.

:yeah:

Now gimme another one bartender...keep em coming.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



As opposed to our 40+ years.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


News: https://www.nhl.com/news/gm-meetings-no-change-to-nhl-offside-rule/c-287474800

Views: It's got to go. The delays this challenge can cause are ridiculous and the evidence is often inconclusive anyway. Keep the goalie interference challenge though.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I'm guessing we're not going to see many "Flyers back, baby!" posts for the remainder of the season, if at all.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Get some popcorn for the Caps Kings tonight. Ovechkin's been demoted to line two for the first time in ever...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hence the demotion.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Shattenkirk gets two games for his hit to the head of Kings Defenseman Kevin Gravel. This is the first suspension of his career and the first suspension of the season for a Capitals player.

https://www.nhl.com/video/shattenkirk-suspended-two-games/t-277440360/c-50279403

Kind of quick to make this ruling, don't these things take a day or two? I won't disagree with it though, it was a lovely hit.

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Mar 12, 2017

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


PK loving SUBBAN posted:

The Leafs are well within their rights to raise ticket prices next year but lol at the way they're selling it:


:downs:

Does Dan Snyder own this team?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Levitate posted:

Ovechkins not even vaguely on Crosby's level anymore so lol at comparing them like you're NBC

50 goals and a Rocket Richard is sooooo last season.

What you really want to say is Ovi sucks cause he has no cup.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Caps are back baby!

Ovi's back baby!

Still gonna lose round 2 baby!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


glynnenstein posted:

Good lord the Toronto media culture is toxic. Leafs lose badly, is it because they went fishing 2 days ago?

At least Mirtle considers the possibility that it isn't literally sunshine that makes the Leafs bad. It could be a "scarier proposition": maybe the Leafs aren't that good yet.

Lol this same poo poo happened to an NFL team in the recent playoffs. Was it the Giants?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mind_Taker posted:

It's funny to make jokes about the Capitals winning another Presidents Trophy, but this year seems like a really nice year to win the Presidents Trophy. A home series against like the Islanders or Leafs seems a whole lot better than the Penguins or Jackets in the first round. Though I'd be terrified if the Lightning get the WC2 spot, even though it would be nice for me since I live near Tampa and could go to all of the games.

I wish it wasn't too late to be smart like the Rangers and tank our way into the first WC spot.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


xzzy posted:

What the hell is a "wild" anyways.



See that dude on the left? That's a Minnesota Wild.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I don't like game seven of round two.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Aurora posted:

I agree, stop posting about your teams, everyone

Can I post about how my Caps have punched their ticket to another round 2 exit?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Looking at this makes me ill in about four different ways...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pungry posted:

Alright, this doesn't matter, but I don't understand why the Caps are above the Jackets in the standings. The Jackets have equal ROW with them and more overall wins. What are the tiebreakers?

We ended the BlueJackets long rear end 16 game win streak so that means we automatically win any tiebreaker. :colbert:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


RC Cola posted:

Game 7 3rd period 3 goal lead...

Stop posting about the Caps please.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


A Typical Goon posted:

I love Bettmans NHL where a team with 33 wins and 38 losses is now considered 'good'

Doesn't he also want more teams in he playoffs?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I don't care about points at all but I love the three on three overtime and hate the shootout. Get rid of the shootout, make the 3v3 overtime 10 mins, no commercials, and let games end in a tie if need be.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I love the 3v3 tournament during the All Star game. The NHL actually figured out how to make an All Star game entertaining and relevant. The NBA and NFL need to badly fix theirs.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Snapped this picture at a stoplight on the commute home from work today. Wanna buy this dude a beer. :cheers:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Levitate posted:

Crosby's the best player in the league so I don't see why people shouldn't be compared to him

The Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Reporter asks Ovechkin in the locker room about Oshie's 30th goal this season. He smiles and says, "Chaching!"

Your updated Metro standings:

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Mar 22, 2017

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Have the Rangers won the Metropolitan Division by clinching the first wildcard spot yet?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CBJSprague24 posted:

CBJ could also win the division. Their schedule is largely easy the rest of the way.

Funny you should mention that. What do GMs think?:




Fuckin' Pens, man.

https://apnews.com/3dd34577856d47348dc2c53d66c04176/'Stupid'-NHL-divisional-playoff-format-is-drawing-criticism?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP_Sports

What the Pens really meant to say is, "Hah hah gently caress you Caps, we got Crosby and you got playoff choke-vetchkin! Lol, suck it!"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ovie skates for Thursday night:

http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/sites/csnma/files/skates1.png

http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/sites/csnma/files/skates2.png

http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/washington-capitals/ovechkin-will-wear-custom-painted-skates-thursday-russian-heritage-night

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 22, 2017

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I'm guessing Bob is in the net for the CBJ tonight against Caps and their backup played last night?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CBJSprague24 posted:

Shootout cheat code TJ Oshie

I don't care what it takes, he has to get resigned. If we let him go anywhere else this offseason it will be the biggest tragedy since the Forsberg trade.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Citizen Tayne posted:

The Pens are in take-it-easy coast-to-playoffs mode right now, hth.

Pens can get away with this, not the Caps...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ElwoodCuse posted:

What a great fanbase. Steal all the jokes Flyers fans have made about the Penguins over the last 20 years, except at least the Flyers (a) have won the Stanley Cup twice, even if over 40 years ago, and (b) have been mostly successful in the 40 years since, including beating the Penguins 3 times in playoff series

Can't we all just get along and agree to only make fun of the Caps upcoming 2nd round game 7 exit?

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Not surprising that Grubbauer is taken in all the projections. Glad the caps got Phoenix Copley back from the Blues for next season.

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