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Is Dax Shepard the luckiest man in Hollywood?
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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I believe he is. I can't think of anyone else as lucky as him.

Congratulations Dax Shepard, I wish I were you.

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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
This thread sucks

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
Hollywood sucks

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I don't know, man, Snoop Dogg literally killed somebody and didn't go to jail, so I think that's pretty lucky. Also, he smokes a lot of weed.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

i like that posted:

This thread sucks

:agreed:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
is he the weirdo in grandma's boy?

that weirdo in grandma's boy reminds me of goons lol

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i got whoever it is you are talking about in the op confused with dak prescott

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Professor SJW posted:

is he the weirdo in grandma's boy?

that weirdo in grandma's boy reminds me of goons lol

He's a playable character in Mortal Kombat

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dog the Builder posted:

He's a playable character in Mortal Kombat

is he a goro

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You a Kristen Bell fan, op?

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Yes but he was good (as an intellectually compromised cultist) on that one ep of It's Always Sunny.
Dax can play dumb convincingly, this is his main strength as an actor. He was the perfect choice for his role in Idoicracy.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

1redflag posted:

I don't know, man, Snoop Dogg literally killed somebody and didn't go to jail, so I think that's pretty lucky. Also, he smokes a lot of weed.

ya cuz he's a SNITCH

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

the great deceiver posted:

i got whoever it is you are talking about in the op confused with dak prescott

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i like that posted:

This thread sucks

Like your pretty mouth

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I would tongue punch Kristen Bells poo poo box

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
idk, who know anhything about anyone and especially that? I know the street sign around the corner isn't feeling too lucky cause I checked it's rear end with my truck. FUcker stopped smirking.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Nolan Arenado posted:

You a Kristen Bell fan, op?

She's alright

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I like to imagine that in some parallel universe Kristen Bell is catching the D from Matthew Lillard

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvSkiTYshtI

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Millions of Crows posted:

Yes but he was good (as an intellectually compromised cultist) on that one ep of It's Always Sunny.
Dax can play dumb convincingly, this is his main strength as an actor. He was the perfect choice for his role in Idoicracy.

idoicracy indeed

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

500 good dogs posted:

ya cuz he's a SNITCH

That just means he makes his own luck.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I such

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Isn't this the guy who was on Punk'd and he made friends with all the celebrities he was pranking so they got him work

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the guy from super troopers who married christina hendrick is officially the luckiest imo.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
idk OP was he molested by Bryan Singer as a child? Because if so, maybe.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Millions of Crows posted:

Yes but he was good (as an intellectually compromised cultist) on that one ep of It's Always Sunny.
Dax can play dumb convincingly, this is his main strength as an actor. He was the perfect choice for his role in Idoicracy.

i don't think he's acting

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Jason Sudekis could probably tie Dax Shepard as luckiest man in hollywood

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

n/t

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

What? Speak up son, no one can understand ya

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Why is he lucky? He's a B list celebrity.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

no one knows what ur talking about OP

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

im craig ferguson

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Why is he lucky? He's a B list celebrity.

if you looked like dax shepard, could you see yourself becoming a b list celebrity?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Bein' a lucky dude is classic Jax. Who eats at Rax and loves Lowtax.

Gotta go, expecting a fax.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Gaunab posted:

if you looked like dax shepard, could you see yourself becoming a b list celebrity?

if i looked like dax shepard i'd kill myself

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Groovelord Neato posted:

the guy from super troopers who married christina hendrick is officially the luckiest imo.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Scientology is p bad op

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

FuhrerHat posted:

im craig ferguson

No I am stop impersonating me

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
dax shepard is a piece of poo poo and so are you op

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incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014


e: yeah what he said

Groovelord Neato posted:

the guy from super troopers who married christina hendrick is officially the luckiest imo.

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