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As is custom, view ye here the Televisual Schedule and Standings and Statistics, if ye be so inclined. Please do not spell any players' names, current or former, correctly in this thread because it embarrasses some amongst us.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 15:35 |
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RaySmuckles posted:where is this supposed bulls tnt magic i've heard so much about? Negated by one weird trick found by a stoner coach: playing a lovely rookie in place of the league's second best player.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:47 |
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"Paul Zipser with the...just came on...huh". Just came on who Marv??
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:50 |
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Cameron payne is extremely bad
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:55 |
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unlike The Zipser
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:00 |
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Cool Buff Man posted:He's been setting picks on the wrong loving side all game He really seems to have little or no idea what's going on at any given time. Some of the worst court vision I've ever seen
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:26 |
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If you did not bet on the TNT Superb-Bulls to beat the fraudulent, Durantless Golden State Cowards you are a fool, and I pity you
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 04:33 |
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Mr. Mambold posted:Did you? Actually, that was a trick. Gambling is immoral!
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 04:40 |
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xbilkis posted:My only regret is that I didn't bet more (same holds true for the last Bulls/Raptors game) Same. I don't even gamble and I did as a lark, should have bet my entire savings. It was a done deal! No chance!
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 04:50 |
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zelah posted:Per Chuck: okay for a man to bag groceries, but not to be a cashier Also he claimed he couldn't remember the last male cashier he saw, which...uh, I guess he doesn't get out much.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 17:39 |
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Mario plays so hard, I can't figure out why coaches seem to hate him.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 02:50 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:What's the regular season 3pt record? Cavs at 23 right now 24. 25 in the playoffs, a record already held by the Cavs from the Hawks series.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 03:11 |
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Mario clowning on the Wizards is outrageously my poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:06 |
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Kibner posted:They like him, just not for running the offense long term. They would prefer him as a big shooting guard paired with another guard who has excellent playmaking skills that he can work off of while also being a secondary ball-handler. But he's not big at shooting guard? He's like, average to below average and would need to put on some weight.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 18:27 |
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RaySmuckles posted:wasn't someone on this board claiming that rebounding doesn't matter that much anymore? They don't correlate well with winning in general, but it's very clear that the Warriors specifically are vulnerable to being beaten by a team that can bully them off the boards completely. Even moreso now that Durant is out.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 06:59 |
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NickRoweFillea posted:Anybody else hearing a weird buzzing/ringing on the abc broadcast? Y'know that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 02:50 |
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NickRoweFillea posted:I'm too drunk for this film reference DeimosRising Children of men, which seems appropriate on a night where we get to see what basketball looks like post apocalypse I gotta get that name changed I can't even remember where it came from DeimosRising fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Mar 12, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 03:03 |
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Ishin posted:It probably helps that Portland seems to go under literally every screen leaving 3 point shooters wide open. McCollum and especially Lillard are awful at fighting through screens so they haven't got much choice
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 07:02 |
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I don't know if I like basketball after this. It's like finding out hot dogs are made from kitties, and also watching that happen, but somehow worse. This is criminal
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 21:40 |
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Brolander posted:at touching dicks A good skill to have imo. I seek it out in friends and acquaintances
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 04:39 |
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Shaq with the commentary from 2010 - "there aren't many centers left in this league" Edit shaq not Shaw fuckoff autocorrect DeimosRising fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Mar 14, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 05:27 |
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EvanTH posted:elfrid payton might have just lost a game because he's rightfully terrified of shooting He's a jordanesque 3 pt shooter!!
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 05:48 |
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Jota posted:Down 15 at the half. Funny given the result but not totally wrong anyway
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 04:19 |
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dokmo posted:A senior dogs charity is going to clean up because of Otto Porter. What was the final bet and where does he stand atm?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 04:22 |
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70 points in a blowout...that he lost. What the actual heck
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 03:48 |
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TBF that was overtime and this was just a beating where the Suns were never very close.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 04:04 |
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Were they playing like the Robinson scoring title game or Kobe's last game where they just fed him the ball literally every play and said go for it?
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 04:08 |
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EvanTH posted:Jordan used to release the ball after the peak of his jump and it was always the craziest thing to me He wrecked literally thousands of people's games. You can't do that if you don't have the most ridiculous possible vert and court vision, plus freak arms with double freak hands. The 2000s were scarred beyond recovery by a million lovely fade aways and hopeless jump passes edit: he also traveled a lot but not the way people said. he didn't take too many steps, he often went up and down and released after his toes touched back down in the attempt to draw a foul DeimosRising fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Mar 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 04:20 |
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Aaron Gordon just killed Marcus Smart, smart didn't get the charge, got dunked on from way the gently caress out, and Gordon got the foul
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 01:35 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:Good gently caress Marcus Smart!! Agreed. That hair is sinful
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 01:37 |
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Dantoni should always have a mustache, Lou Williams should always inbound in less than 5 seconds. Bad decisions yall
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 04:20 |
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Harden with the shoot a three during a foul move Dokmo was talking about, twice in a row. 50% isn't a bad success rate I guess
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 04:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 15:35 |
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chunkles posted:i refuse to believe that any of these iguodala jumpshots have gone in I'm far more skeptical of JaVale McGee, Warriors leading scorer. Definitely seems like fake news
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 04:40 |