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DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Kashuno posted:

Super Mario World is the worst 2D Mario

I'm not a big fan of Super Mario Bros. Special to be honest.

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DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Frankston posted:

Advanced technology is my favourite kind of technology!

Would have expected slightly outdated but well proven technology used in an unexpected way, but I guess that doesn't sound as good in a press release.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Infinitum posted:

Apparently drunk me last night bought Minecraft

I'll​ give it a decent crack before I refund it.
Who knows, I might like Minecraft on a console.

The smaller screen really ramped my motion sickness up to max, so if you have any problems with that watch out. It does seem nice to have a portable version though.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Who is the leader of Organization? *slams palms on table* I know you know, JivJov! Spill it!

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

I committed a crime to see if it was real, and it works in Mario kart. :ohdear:

Also the back has this:



I've never posted about star citizen in my life :(

Have you tried calling (555) 555-5555?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Beet Wagon posted:

Hey finally, something in my jurisdiction!

I never imagined Dr. Tim Whatley would be banned for amiibo theft, but I guess you have him dead to rights. How ironic.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Trip report. Went to a Switch party. It was not on a rooftop, which was somewhat disappointing.

We played Super Mario Kart DX. 4 Switches, 6 players. Had a number of disconnects trying to do local wifi (like one of the four Switches would get booted during a race). Then we switched to Online -> Friends which worked fine for the entire session. We played for about 3 hours and it used 75% of my battery.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Kashuno posted:

Can we go back to being a happy thread?

what's everyone's favorite Kirby game and why is it Dream Course?

I like to explore great caves. I hope you don't find that offensive.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Oh man, it's really hard to mentally frame Splatoon as sci-fi in my head, despite it meeting the criteria.

Splatoon is cyberpunk.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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Zelder posted:

Persona 5 silver

The DLC will be Pokémon costumes for everyone.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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Fried Watermelon posted:

why did they raise the pitch on the voices

He said he has trouble varying the tone of his voice when reading from script, and his normal voice is pretty droning. It is, in fact, to keep you from falling asleep.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
I'm happy because I both get to play monhun on my PS4 and Utnayan gets banned.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Electric Phantasm posted:

are we sure its fake

The trailer had what is clearly a heavy bowgun being fired in blitz mode, or whatever the clip unload is called. It sounded a bit like a gun?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Ha ha ha, they blocked AM2R because they were already making it.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Bruceski posted:

"They're not dying, they're being sent home."

I assume the Rabbids home is a literal hell, so I'm okay with this.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Vikar Jerome posted:

ill spoiler this, but the mayor of New Donk City is pauline. i will loving lose it if the boss of the map is cranky kong throwing barrels and wise cracks down a red construction site.

There's a Sarasaland like kingdom, so maybe Daisy will be in.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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These callers cannot read map coverage at all.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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Lemming posted:

They were probably told not to try to call it before Judd

Probably. It's been obvious every single match.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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Amppelix posted:

Sure, even the one that ended with a 2% difference

I did go the bathroom once.

e: Pleasantly surprised at the number of sloshers I'm seeing.

e: Okay, that was a 15% win, they were definitely not allowed to call matches.

DalaranJ fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jun 13, 2017

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
The checkpoint thing is gonna be good for Tower Control.

I haven't seen anyone using dualies yet. Maybe because no one has a feel for it?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

VideoGames posted:

I would like to hear about Super Mario Maker 2. Even if it's only a title page like Metroid Prime 4.

Super Mario Maker 2 will not be announced anytime this year.

That's how that works, right? Now they have to announce it to spite me?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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Nephzinho posted:

Hard mode BOTW

Where's Chico Nintendo?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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Abroham Lincoln posted:

She's really excited about naked Link.

Nintendo horny, so what

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

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Real Answer: A mobile game

Fake Answer: Switch now compatible with google cardboard. We hope you will enjoy Super Mario World VR.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

katkillad2 posted:

I really want some sushi now :smith:

The only way they're going to get me to buy this game is if there is a special edition that comes with a gift card for sushi.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Tender Bender posted:

Sharing this because it's hilarious


:stare:

Spoken like a man that lives in Ecuador.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"Hey kids, you're more likely to be kidnapped than Princess Peach" is a pretty good, yet terrifying, message about stranger danger.

Maybe this is just his hint that they'll be announcing the game "Blade Strangers" for the Switch soon.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
This is my favorite nonanswer from the AMA.

quote:

Reditt Person: Hey, will we get to see the beloved brother Luigi in Mario Odyssey?

Mr. Koizumi: I hope you look forward to hearing more about that.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

AlphaKeny1 posted:

multiplayer involves 1v1 hat flipping/breakdance and parkour battle

Luigi: "1v1 me, bro."

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
I will buy squid game, rabbit game, hat game.
I may buy eat game pink or eat game dino.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Will I buy Kirby or Yoshi? It all depends on whether they come with pineapple.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Golden Goat posted:

So we're getting a Mother Prequel then?

Itoi presents Son,
Starring George and Mary

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Electric Phantasm posted:

Anyone care for social media data.



Metroid :unsmith:

This chart doesn't work for me because Ooblets isn't on it. #Ooblets


They show Mario shivering so often that I expect them to go into the menu and eat something spicy.

Fake e: "It's worth mentioning that there are costumes you can wear in the game that will make Mario not shiver in the cold because their warm enough."

Is this a confirmation that Odyssey uses the same Nintengine as BOTW?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Later you can buy the hedgehog to keep as a pet.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Tim, is this true??? Say it ain't so.

DalaranJ posted:

I never imagined Dr. Tim Whatley would be banned for amiibo theft, but I guess you have him dead to rights. How ironic.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

a.lo posted:

Should I buy the new Xbox

Am I reading this right? Did someone just ask whether they should buy the new Xbox One X?

I'll have you know it's the most powerful console that has ever existed.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Real hurthling! posted:

The highest quality 30fps experience

Teleprompter posted:

Spencer: Stick to the script, idiot!

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Has anyone tried a third party dock like this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071X7C1B4
Or another one? How well do they work?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

The Bloop posted:

What if I am in a cave with no smartphone posting on the internet by sending a telex to my lawyer

I don't know, this use case does not appear in the Nintendo Switch commercial.

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DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Yeah, if I'm gonna play a game in a genre I don't like and am bad at it's gonna be Splatoon 2, sorry.

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