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I guess this is a photoshop thread???? I've been watching a coworker physically abuse himself at work with something called a TheraCane™ for the past two weeks as post-workout tension relief; I had no concept of its popularity because like any pasty goon, I don't know what a gym is. The product is a giant green fiberglass candycane with horned knobs useful for kneading out muscle knots. I tried it out, and it's extremely painful to use. You're encouraged to just dig this thing into your muscles to loosen them. I'm not a reflexologist or anything, so I *assume* this is a good and decent product, but watching my coworkers come by out of curiosity, and then grunt, strain, and bite the bit as they knead away their tension has been really loving funny. The product manual, linked and screenshotted below, depicts users constantly smiling. This is inaccurate; I have seen absolutely nobody use this correctly without gritting their teeth and making noises of agony the whole time. It seems that they also include a two-page diagram of exactly where to knuckle someone to make it hurt the worst, too. Actual PDF link for quality source: http://www.theracane.com/TCmanual_English.pdf             If you ever needed to know where to strike at opponents with your Hanzo steel, here's a handy reference guide:    OVERUSE WILL RESULT IN SORENESS. Not for Children. Waffle House fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Thought this was gonna be a cool tcc crossover thread about some workout supplement that you can get high on for a few months till it gets pulled
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Mar 3, 2017 20:37
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Also people died from using too much Imodium
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Mar 3, 2017 20:38
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I bet that curve would really stimulate my prostate.
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Mar 3, 2017 20:39
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Or buy a lacrosse ball for 2 dollars.
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Mar 3, 2017 20:39
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VendaGoat posted:I bet that curve would really stimulate my prostate. See that's what I was thinking. Just shift that ball in this image a few inches to the left, and wango bango, instant satisfaction.
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Mar 3, 2017 20:42
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Dildos are getting loving elaborate these days.
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Mar 3, 2017 20:48
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well that thing looks like a bunch of horseshit lmao
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Mar 3, 2017 20:53
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I don't trust that guy. don't like his face.
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Mar 3, 2017 20:53
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My anal sphincter is REALLY sore. Pass me that cane!
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Mar 3, 2017 20:59
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You should remind your coworker that giant dildos are not appropriate for the work place.
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Mar 3, 2017 21:01
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I think that "trigger points" diagram must be pretty scientific, and certainly isn't just random dots covering the entire body Alternative joke: that trigger points model must not be a liberal, or all the dots would be in their head 
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Mar 3, 2017 21:08
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chiropractors are con artists and this has that same vibe
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Mar 3, 2017 21:09
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That lady looks nice, I wonder if I could get her number.
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Mar 3, 2017 21:11
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Just lol at people using it on their neck attempting to relieve knots in their scalenes or SCM and developing thoracic outlet syndrome.
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Mar 3, 2017 21:22
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what kind of potato shaped person can't reach and rub almost every single one of those identified trouble spots?
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Mar 3, 2017 21:22
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i pay chinese women to jack me off lol
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Mar 3, 2017 21:24
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dad gay. so what posted:i pay chinese women to jack me off lol my mom isnt chinese
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Mar 3, 2017 21:25
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This seems like it would be hell on my chakras but good for my chi. I will stick to watching Bikram Yoga classes from the parking lot with binoculars.
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Mar 3, 2017 21:26
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No joke this thing is actually awesome. Somehow it causes deep muscle massage strength at the trigger points you dig into. Ever since using a combo of this and a Shiatsu massage pillow I haven't had to pay for deep tissue massages since
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Mar 3, 2017 21:27
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Does this cane come with a vibrate option?
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Mar 3, 2017 21:28
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dad gay. so what posted:i pay chinese women to jack me off lol you wanna pm the address of that place, tia
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Mar 3, 2017 21:29
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I have one of these, I use it for self-myofascial release. It's fine I guess. I don't really use it that much.
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Mar 3, 2017 21:31
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I got one of these things at physical therapy and the first thought I had was putting it up my butt and droppin huge prostate loads
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Mar 3, 2017 21:32
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VendaGoat posted:Does this cane come with a vibrate option? Only the deluxe version. "Vibrating action to stimulate your chakrass!"
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Mar 3, 2017 21:34
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this actually looks really useful but also looks like it costs four to six times what i'd actually be willing to pay for a big curved stick to rub my back
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Mar 3, 2017 22:36
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They have a couple of these at my gym. Haven't tried it.
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Mar 3, 2017 22:40
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food court bailiff posted:this actually looks really useful but also looks like it costs four to six times what i'd actually be willing to pay for a big curved stick to rub my back
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Mar 3, 2017 22:49
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Theracanes work well for self-massage but I'm not really sure why we have a thread about them
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Mar 3, 2017 22:55
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Theracanes work well for self-massage but I'm not really sure why we have a thread about them feels good man.
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Mar 3, 2017 23:04
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That's a cool idea but that honestly just looks like some piece of poo poo part that someone broke off an nyc subway turnstyle tbh. 
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Mar 3, 2017 23:07
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Did any of the girls on those cam sites jam one up her coot yet?
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Four to six is up to you, but they're $30 on Amazon. Never tried one. okay so three times what I'd actually pay More users should have Steely Dan usernames btw
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Theracanes work well for self-massage but I'm not really sure why we have a thread about them A means to organize my later photoshop thoughts, if you will 
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i just use a tree, like a bear. like the beargod intended
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Mar 4, 2017 03:51
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That's a dildo, OP. You're watching your coworker masturbate with a dildo at work.
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(P.S. OP's "co-worker" is his mom because he works from home)
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Mar 4, 2017 03:56
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cow-worker
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Mar 4, 2017 03:58
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Dang, she got big ol knockers
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If this isn't a low-key sex thing than I just don't know what to think about this gay dumb planet
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