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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Are you sure this game isn't how we train police to this day?

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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GROGNAR READY FOR CORPORATE RETREAT. IS WEARING BUSINESS CASUAL MASK.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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paragon1 posted:

I have a feeling that the folks at ShiftIt are going to throw a poo poo fit, and will also be revealed to be foreigners some how.

What if Amazon was a foreign company. I will be surprised if it isn't someone like Russia or the Middle East and something less obvious like France or Britain.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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And because of re-watching that video I present to you the other survivor of the Fireman Group, Marshal Chipmunk.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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As they also pointed out, this sort of follows the later Arkham Game's love of depopulating cities of anyone that isn't part of this blue identity of cops, paramedics, fire fighters or basically any civilian that could get in THE LAW's way. It's just an seemingly endless mess of terrorists and one T-Zero Officer. Hell, maybe anyone that picks up the riot shield is just called Nick Mason. It's a shared identity. With Batman it was less this force of government reworking THE CITY into a military control over TERRORISM, partially because Batman was a vigilante that cops just accepted as their God that brought about the crime he fought. But so far everything that brought about or trained T-Zero (and the terror it fights) is escaping to Mexico or looking bad except for the Avatar of Death that is going around power-sawing masked crazies in half, electrocuting them into a passive/dead state or just mowing them down with lead.

Half the game is reveling in the punishment you can deal while the other is so far down the road of self-aware video game mechanics that its just a boisterous voice that proudly proclaims YOU HAVE UNLOCKED, UNNECESSARY ANALYSIS when you read this.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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You foolish civilians and your "ideas" about The Law needing any fancy thing to keep track of Justice. The only thing Nick wants is just a nice set of Aviators.

Also other idea I'm too tired to attempt right now, final upgrade for Taser is Nick just breaking the thing in his hands only to find out that he was one with the lightning all along.

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

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I'm fighting every urge to just draw Mason in the most Rob Liefeld way possible and losing. What the gently caress would a MAXIMUM GRENADE BELT even look like?!

Crabtree fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Mar 17, 2017

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