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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
https://twitter.com/MathEasySolns/status/838195335113531393

BEAT THAT, LIBTARDS!!!

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAIR IN 5 MONTHS AND IT LOOKS FANTASTIC

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Obama drank the gorilla piss.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Bip Roberts posted:

Obama drank the gorilla piss.

Gorilla Mindset

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Thanks, Noid

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
lol @ thought of sam harris & mike cernovich having a skypefight

i have never wanted to not watch something more than that

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Just lol if you don't aspire to have a smooth brain

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Duscat posted:

lol @ thought of sam harris & mike cernovich having a skypefight

i have never wanted to not watch something more than that
They're doing it, it's great, Cerno tried to insult Harris by saying he has a low number of followers. Harris has 4x the followers of Cerno, but he claims "they don't count" (for some reason)

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Because... reasons.

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/838191937827950592

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Lowtax posted:

They're doing it, it's great, Cerno tried to insult Harris by saying he has a low number of followers. Harris has 4x the followers of Cerno, but he claims "they don't count" (for some reason)

well bless their hearts

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Lowtax posted:

They're doing it, it's great, Cerno tried to insult Harris by saying he has a low number of followers. Harris has 4x the followers of Cerno, but he claims "they don't count" (for some reason)

All his followers are underage children locked in a pizza basement who's parents get paid off by George Soros.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Duscat posted:

lol @ thought of sam harris & mike cernovich having a skypefight

i have never wanted to not watch something more than that

That's nothing.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Lowtax posted:

They're doing it, it's great, Cerno tried to insult Harris by saying he has a low number of followers. Harris has 4x the followers of Cerno, but he claims "they don't count" (for some reason)

I don't have time for this bull hockey, Lowtax. I'm too busy running an urban guerrila group to care about Twitter .

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Plutonis posted:

I don't have time for this bull hockey, Lowtax. I'm too busy running an urban guerrila group to care about Twitter .

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/812103284978630656

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

His brain being smoothed in real time Lmao

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
sometimes when I try to sleep I cant because my neurons have grown so large that the pressure from inside my skull pushes out my hair and it falls onto my pillow and scratches me awake and I realize I have become so intelligent that I just have to read a lot of Descartes RIGHT NOW

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Alert Dan Quinn, a challenger appears.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Scent of Worf posted:

His brain being smoothed in real time Lmao
that's not the only thing being smooth



"secret moves"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


Nootropics are the drugs from THX 1138 and will become mandatory on the Google dataslave complexes of 2030

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Plutonis posted:

Nootropics are the drugs from THX 1138 and will become mandatory on the Google dataslave complexes of 2030
I always get Nootropics and Zootopia confused, which is the movie furries jack off to?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/812319783278546944

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the gorilla mindset

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Lowtax posted:

I always get Nootropics and Zootopia confused, which is the movie furries jack off to?



I guess both

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
good thread op

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Durr lets make fun of the smart guy for going ahead of time and destroying his free will and creative intellect by taking the insane work drugs before our bosses at Amazon-Wal-Mart-Square-Enix make it mandatory for all drones during schmilk and joylent ration consuming time.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i can feel my neurons recoiling from this thread, also barfing up tiny little puddles of neuron vomit all over their own myelin sheaths

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

loving knew it all along.

lowtax is speaking truth to power.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Lowtax posted:

I always get Nootropics and Zootopia confused, which is the movie furries jack off to?

The gorillas from zootopia have the gorilla mindset of taking brain roids and bleeding out of their ears while writing some epic code at their IT six figgies job

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/838241260464828417

The GORILLA NEURONS are HYPER SENSITIVE to WEAKNESS

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I don't get it though

where is Papa John in all of this ???

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Duscat posted:

lol @ thought of sam harris & mike cernovich having a skypefight

i have never wanted to not watch something more than that

i just lost my appetite

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

what are the moorage fees like in pussy port

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
LOWTAX GO ON CUMTOWN

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

rudatron posted:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/838241260464828417

The GORILLA NEURONS are HYPER SENSITIVE to WEAKNESS

strike the boss in his flashing weak point to deal damage,

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the pants acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I fashion my papermache sword in the fashion of obama's beard.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Who over the age of 16 asks "does it count" after a sexual experience?



DEAR DIARY

TODAY I WAS ON THE BUS AND BUMPED INTO A GRANDMA AND MY HAND HIT HER BOOB. DOES THAT COUNT? I KINDA GRABBED IT FOR A BIT AND KNEADED IT GINGERLY LIKE AN INJURED DUCKLING, IT FELT LIKE A PAPER BAG FULL OF SAND AND BANDAIDS. I GOTTA REMEMBER TO ASK MY BOY (MY SON WHO I HAD AFTER I hosed A WOMAN AND IT COUNTED YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!)

PS: MRS. BRENDLESON MY MATH TEACHER IS A BITCH

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
ALSO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ANCHORING HEURISTIC. YOU SEE, AN ALPHA MALE IS LIKE A MIGHTY BARGE AFLOAT IN THE SEA OF BETA CUCKS, AND WHEN YOU DOCK IN A BROAD'S PORT, YOUR ANCHOR MUST GO DEEP, ALL THE WAY, INTO HER PUSSY, WHICH IS HER VAGINA, AND THEN YOU HAVE HAD ALL THE SEX

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