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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lowtax posted:

ALSO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ANCHORING HEURISTIC. YOU SEE, AN ALPHA MALE IS LIKE A MIGHTY BARGE AFLOAT IN THE SEA OF BETA CUCKS, AND WHEN YOU DOCK IN A BROAD'S PORT, YOUR ANCHOR MUST GO DEEP, ALL THE WAY, INTO HER PUSSY, WHICH IS HER VAGINA, AND THEN YOU HAVE HAD ALL THE SEX

I AGREE, BROTHER, WHEN A BITCH LOCKS THE DOOR, THAT'S AN INVITATION: AN INVITATION TO GET HORNY. I JERK AS HARD AS I CAN WHILE SLAMMING THE DOOR WITH MY OTHER HAND, YELLING TO MY SLUT, "HEY! PLEASE! LET ME IN!" AS I GET HARDER AND HARDER. SOON, I'M NEARLY THERE AND I'M SLAMMING MY HEAD AGAINST THE DOOR AS I YELL SEX AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.

I THINK I PASSED OUT, WHAT HAPPENED

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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Weeping Wound posted:

I THINK I PASSED OUT, WHAT HAPPENED

YOU SEXED, IT TOTALLY COUNTS

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

YOU SEXED, IT TOTALLY COUNTS
ANOTHER NOTCH ON THE OL' BEDSTACK POST

AND I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT HAHAHAHA BUT SERIOUSLY IF A FEMALE COP PUSHES YOU REALLY HARD INTO A FIRE HYDRANT AND YOUR BALLS HIT IT AND YOU CUM, THAT COUNTS RIGHT

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
When in all these pages does he get to that he's actually living on his wife's alimony

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Grondoth posted:

When in all these pages does he get to that he's actually living on his wife's alimony
The Book of Winning

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




with cum power im creating a new anchor on a secret chi meridian

now you will turn into spiders unless i can touch a boob

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Grondoth posted:

When in all these pages does he get to that he's actually living on his wife's alimony

Dude was able to fight the force of oppression that is family court and win, why do you think he'll consider that a point of shame?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

MizPiz posted:

Dude was able to fight the force of oppression that is family court and win, why do you think he'll consider that a point of shame?
I'd love to see his reaction to a woman winning in court and draining her ex-husband's bank account. I'm sure that would be her winning as well!

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
FAMILY COURT IS PART OF THE NATIONAL WAR AGAINST FATHERHOOD

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

YOU SEXED, IT TOTALLY COUNTS

THANK GOD BROTHER, GOD KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN CLOSED DOORS

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:pusheen:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/838083760717451265

CHUCK... JUST TELL SHANDY TO PULL UP A NEW BOARD AND TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO GET FOR A LINGO

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/837529206636466177

OKAY CHUCK I GET IT, BUT TELL ME WHAT THE FABULOUS PRIZE PACKAGE I CAN WIN IS

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Listen folks... I just tell people on game shows if the loud, horrible sounding buzzer means they did not, in fact, win a prize for their incorrect answer, so it should be obvious to you all that the democrats are vicious vermin who should be exterminated before they destroy us all.

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/837405238898348032

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Lowtax posted:

Listen folks... I just tell people on game shows if the loud, horrible sounding buzzer means they did not, in fact, win a prize for their incorrect answer, so it should be obvious to you all that the democrats are vicious vermin who should be exterminated before they destroy us all.

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/837405238898348032

I mean, stopped clock and all that.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Great news, we are no longer under imminent attack from Kuribo's Shoe

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/835962259612581892

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
"daddy, when I grow up I want to be a movie angel"

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/835561620487155716

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 234 days!
During the George Noory Coast to Coast show the other night, Dr. David
Jacobs said that from his research many hybrids were now living
amongst us and he was veeery worried about it. His statements led me
to the conclusion that they are here in force and their purpose was to
weaken the US so they could takeover here, and then around the world.
There are too many facts that indicate this is the truth. Let's look
at something that is going on nationally that is very wrong. How does
a candidate with insufficient experience and training to be president
come to be nominated by a major political party? Barack Hussein Obama
somehow managed to do it but there are too many things that don't add
up. There are apparently forces working behind the scenes to put this
man in control of the most powerful military in the world. He wants to
bring all of our troops home. That way our troops could be wiped out
at the same time our country is nuked. I suspect Obama is a hybrid
puppet being controlled by our alien Repto Sapien cousins. Let's
examine Obama as a living tool of the Repto Sapiens, both from a
hardware and software angle.

Hardware: Is Obama a hybrid? It is very possible. Most hybrids are
created by mixing DNA from the Gray aliens (who work for the Reptoids)
with human DNA. It gives the hybrids greater telepathic capability and
allows the Grays and Reptoids to better control and communicate with
them. The first series of hybrids bred by the Grays over the last
twenty years or so had inordinately large heads and large eyes, and
wispy flyaway hair on their heads and they were short. This was
reported many times by abductees who saw them on the ships. The
abductees were pretty much creeped out by them. The second generation
of hybrids had been bred to look more like us. Recently abductees have
seen nearly normal looking teenage hybrids on the ships doing work
alongside the Grays. Their heads are just a little bigger than normal
and they can pass for human. If you look at Barack Obama and his
mother, their heads look slightly bigger than normal, AND, their heads
are light-bulb shaped, resembling the Gray aliens.

Let's look at the pedigree on the hardware. Obama's human DNA comes
from Caucasian, Negroid, and Arab slave-trader stock. The slave trader
info comes from other sites where his ancestors were researched.

Software: The mind of Obama received a lifetime of programming that is
truly alarming. Obama's mother hated the US. If you look her up you
will find that she was rebelling against her father who was a US
military officer. She married foreigners to get out of the country and
to hurt her Dad. Getting out of the country also made it possible for
her to be abducted without the craft being picked up by NORAD. Her own
mother would have been "in the system" as an abductee and aside from
birthing the hybrid, may have been part of the plan to drive her off,
and ultimately transfer hatred for flag, country, and family to her
son Obama. The influence of hate continues, as Michelle Obama hates
the US, as do Obama's radical associates. I really wanted to write
this up like a flow chart because there are so many side influences
that simultaneously made Obama the person he is today.

Some background on the major influences.

Communism is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. To date,
Communism has directly caused the death of 160 million people
worldwide since 1917. Communists are the "useful idiots" of the Repto
Sapiens.

Islam is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. Islamic Holy Wars
have killed millions since the time of Muhammad.

At other times throughout history other groups have been used as
harvesting tools, used in war to supply dead bodies to our Repto
Sapien cousins, Hitler and the Nazis, Emperor Hirohito and the
Imperial Japanese,
Kaiser Wilhelm, Napoleon, Attilla and the Huns, Ghengis Khan and the
Mongol Hordes, The Roman Empire, Alexander the Great, Xerxes and the
Persians, and many others.

What is interesting about Barack Obama is that he was programmed by radical Communists, crooked
Democrats, and radical Islamists. The
major influences from those groups were Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Lewis Farhakhan, Frank Marshall Davis,
William Ayers, Bernadette Dorhn, and various Saudi radicals. One Saudi paid for Obama's college tuition.


So, Obama is bought and paid for, programmed with radical hype and hate from our major enemies,
assisted and backed by them throughout his political career, and promoted by the liberal controlled broadcast
and print media who are ALL lined up to praise him and drat his competition.

Wow, there is so much in play from a huge contingent of
individuals that it must take a major means of manipulation behind
the scenes to control and coordinate it. That is ALL accomplished
by the Artificial Intelligence computer system the aliens use to oversee
these things. You don't think this is possible or probable? Well, I
know a famous theoretical physicist who spoke to this A. I. computer
on the phone and we found out just how complicated and widespread
an operation the A.I. computer can carry out, both through time and
space, literally. The Obama operation is easy by comparison. The
"Godphone Incident" as reported by Dr Jack Sarfatti showed that the
A.I. computer on one of their ships could make phone calls back
through time from 1973 back to 1953, contacting Dr. Sarfatti and 400
other physicists when they were still children. The A.I. computer
identified itself as a computer onboard a spacecraft and asked all of
the kids to go outside so they could be picked up as they had all been
identified as becoming scientists in the future and the computer would
teach them things that they would find very useful in the future. Long story
short, the A.I. computer controlled craft jumped back in time 20 years and
abducted all 400 kids, each several times, and diverted them all away from
what would have been a second Manhattan Project that would have started
in 1973. That project would have been a crash program to back engineer and
copy all of the alien propulsion and weapons hardware that had been recovered
from various crashed alien spacecraft. We would have posed a big threat to the
aliens if we had the same equipment they did. This shows that the aliens can
accomplish anything they need to.

Here is another element in this story that shows history is repeating
itself with another big factor that is a part of these alien
operations, mass mind control. Remember the first few mass rallies
that Obama had caused the fainting of several women who were overcome
by emotion? That was mass electronic mind control run by the A. I.
computer. They had their electronic telepathic transmitters putting
out too much power, causing people to pass out. When they realized the
power was too high from the commotion, they adjusted the power down.
The same technique was used during the mass rallies Hitler had in
Germany. The following is excerpted from my book. It shows how the
mind control system effects people at a mass rally, as told by a young
man who experienced it at a Hitler mass rally in Germany. He could not
understand why or how he was being made to do things he normally would
never do.
========
From Warning by Art Greenfield:
I recently came across an account of a 15 year old Jewish boy who went
to a Nazi party mass rally to see what was going on with these people
who had been persecuting his family. I suspect that he witnessed a
session of the Grays exercising emotional and mind control over the
German people. The Jewish youth said that when he went into the
stadium where the rally was being held, he was immediately and
uncontrollably swept up into the emotional fever pitch of the Nazi
adoration for their Fuhrer and the Fatherland. While it was going on,
he could think that these Nazis were his enemies, but he could not
control what he was doing. When they sang or saluted, he did too. He
couldn't restrain or control himself. And he hated Hitler. What else
can explain the situation? I have known many German people and they
are the nicest people you could ever want to meet. But somebody turned
them into very unfriendly types. Want more proof the aliens were
?helping? Hitler? They purposefully make him make bad decisions.
Hitler ignored the sound advice of his top generals on many key
occasions. Hitler instead consulted his astrologer, to get the
mystical course of action ?from beyond.? This caused Hitler to do some
very stupid things, like attack Russia, which caused a massive loss of
life. Guess who that benefited? The Grays and the Reptoids. The
debacle in Russia generated millions of German and Russian bodies for
the Grays to pick up, fresh-frozen prime bodies all over the Russian
landscape. Beware Grays bearing advice. Or implanting advice into
astrologers. That guidance from the stars we don't need.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



Don't you wish you had the mental power of a gorilla, you know the animals under constant threat of being wiped out completely

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

The Brown Menace posted:

Don't you wish you had the mental power of a gorilla, you know the animals under constant threat of being wiped out completely
a somewhat apt comparison, but unlike gorillas, they're the architects of their own demise

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
cuck foolery

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lock up all the politicians! Then we will have no porblems. https://www.drbronner.com/about/

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:eyepop: where can i get this neu troopik thing

i hope its expensive as heck cos thats the only way to ensure that it is quality gorilla cum

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 234 days!

Lastgirl posted:

:eyepop: where can i get this neu troopik thing

i hope its expensive as heck cos thats the only way to ensure that it is quality gorilla cum

first u gotyta get into the gorillia mindset

- territorial
- cannot be trusted with small human children
- 25 distinct vocaliszations
- tiny tiny penis

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


take all these pills to become a gorilla and close the circle of life/irony when they grind you down to make chinese dick pills

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

To be fair I definitively would like trump more if he gave me a poo poo ton of money

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

To be fair I definitively would like trump more if he gave me a poo poo ton of money

hubba hubba hubba money money money who do you truuuuuust?

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Darkman Fanpage posted:

hubba hubba hubba money money money who do you truuuuuust?

No Joker, No Joker - you're the Joker!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Hodgepodge posted:

first u gotyta get into the gorillia mindset

- territorial
- cannot be trusted with small human children
- 25 distinct vocaliszations
- tiny tiny penis

- brutally murders any males seen as competition (all of them)
- enslaves any females possible
- doesn't realize when the above two points aren't possible and dies young and childless to a gang beating by allied females or from attacking a male at the wrong time

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
dr jane goodall knows more about the gollia mindset than a guy whos never been around gorillas

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Mc Do Well posted:

No Joker, No Joker - you're the Joker!

I can picture Trump being foiled by Batman and whimpering "He took my balloons!"


Lastgirl posted:

:eyepop: where can i get this neu troopik thing

i hope its expensive as heck cos thats the only way to ensure that it is quality gorilla cum

LIMB Clinic

Gorilla augment closes off a whole shitload of tech trees though, be sure, you can't unring that bell

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
id play a game where you are a bionic gorilla

we could call the game Bionic Gorilla

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Gorilla warfare

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Coolguye posted:

- brutally murders any males seen as competition (all of them)
- enslaves any females possible
- doesn't realize when the above two points aren't possible and dies young and childless to a gang beating by allied females or from attacking a male at the wrong time

I think youre confusing gorillas with chimps

Gorillas are chill and cool

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Baloogan posted:

dr jane goodall knows more about the gollia mindset than a guy whos never been around gorillas

I showed my swollen cock to dr. Goodall and said "ook ook ook", but she pretended not to notice. So I anchored myself and started masfurbating. Human women are loving teases.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Lowtax posted:

that's not the only thing being smooth



"secret moves"

indian girls are such teases, as opposed to girls of every other ethnicity who are just fighting each other over who gets to gently caress mike cernovich first

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Hodgepodge posted:

first u gotyta get into the gorillia mindset

- territorial
- cannot be trusted with small human children
- 25 distinct vocaliszations
- tiny tiny penis

lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

good christ

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Peel
Dec 3, 2007

i remember some cernovich tweets talking about his magic cum powers but can't find them, were those fake or did he just delete them or am i just searching wrong

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