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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hey thats the wrong thread, how did i do that

well anyway your spiders now, shouldve given the boob

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
I'm sooo glad I don't get this thread...

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

It'd be great if the Gorilla Smooth Mind nootropic worked like the experimental surgery from Flowers for Algernon.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It'd be great if the Gorilla Smooth Mind nootropic worked like the experimental surgery from Flowers for Algernon.

I mean, it does, it just that it skips the "makes you smarter" step.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

OH MY GOD WHAT HAFF I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE!? MAGICAL CUM POWERS WHAT WAFF I FINKING!?

~24 hours later~

I've deleted all of my tweeths from yesterday. SJW cucths musth have switcthed my nootropics with pizzagate mind control pillth. My cum ith as strong as ever.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/812104310817366016

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


some brains just cant handle being smoothed

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

My mind is SO STRONG that I'm afraid that I'll BLOW UP CARS NEARBY just by THINKING ABOUT IT

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

His nootropic stack is a repackaged speed.

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

It's a funny contrast reading his sexual assault tweets with his Twitter avatar set to what it is now.

by funny I mean :whitewater:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Hodgepodge posted:

first u gotyta get into the gorillia mindset

- territorial
- cannot be trusted with small human children
- 25 distinct vocaliszations
- tiny tiny penis

- Live off your successful ex wife's alimony.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
So id this guy the next John McAfee

teacher_man
Feb 11, 2017
chuggin Gorilla Brain Smooth while jamming Sanata feat. Rob Thompson on high volume. And cannot BELIEVE what Obama has done to us all

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
h.. harambe?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


hahah my mind, my flesh...im rotting!

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
cernovich better be a scanner so his brain can explode

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

mega(stupid)mind

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
cernovich is no squid folks, gorilla mindset. protect youself.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

a look at the gorilla mindset in action (animal-related :nws:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTgJ8uapM5Y

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

dude, if my research chemical cocktail sends u to the hospital, it's only because your little baby brain can't handle the level of gorilla i am on right now

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


mark thernovith's avanthed minfullneth training (TM)

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
guy who sprays himself with a cum-elixer and can feel his "neurons" growing

*leans forward and pays more attention*

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

cernovich should talk about his gorilla brain tactics on the joe rogan experience. maybe taking dmt will take his technique to the next level

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

cernovich steals pool valor

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Gorilla is the mind smoother

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
gently caress my brain

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcXC9o9mRdg

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
So. like…why does this guy think he's a gorilla?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
because he has a very small penis (relative to his body size)

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Slamhound posted:

So. like…why does this guy think he's a gorilla?
because he likes to fling his own poo poo and has to come up with a way to excuse his ape-like behavior

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Coolguye posted:

because he has a very small penis (relative to his body size)

get that OUT of my face posted:

because he likes to fling his own poo poo and has to come up with a way to excuse his ape-like behavior

Same on both counts and I know am reasonably certain that I'm not a gorilla.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Slamhound posted:

So. like…why does this guy think he's a gorilla?

he's a retard

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zoP4icr9Y

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice
Worried that your brain is getting dried-out overtired?



worried about all those unsightly ridges in your Calculating Zone



are YOU tired of being stuck in family court because your wife left you for another man (who is probably black)



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we'll turn your wheezy drymeat brokebrain into the SMOOTHDOME OF THINKPOWER all the women WANT



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Pierson has issued a correction as of 10:21 on Mar 6, 2017

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Pierson posted:

Worried that your brain is getting dried-out overtired?



worried about all those unsightly ridges in your Calculating Zone



are YOU tired of being stuck in family court because your wife left you for another man (who is probably black)



come on DOWN to G O R I L L A M I K E 'S house of NEWtropics



we'll turn your wheezy drymeat brokebrain into the SMOOTHDOME OF THINKPOWER all the women WANT



call now call now CALL NOW or never see your son AGAIN

post more, you're perfect for C-SPAM :madmax:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Slamhound posted:

So. like…why does this guy think he's a gorilla?

Drugs

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice
If any member of the alt-right should go mainstream it's def. Mike because if we wake up one day and see the US Weekly lead story NEO-NAZI GREAT APE DRUGS GAVE MY SON AUTISM we'll all be living our best lives.

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Aug 28, 2002


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