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I'm beginning to think this Cernovich fellow may have some issues with the opposite sexa real chump posted:guy who sprays himself with a cum-elixer and can feel his "neurons" growing this man discovered one weird trick to repulse all of humanity click here to learn how
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Lowtax posted:sometimes when I try to sleep I cant because my neurons have grown so large that the pressure from inside my skull pushes out my hair and it falls onto my pillow and scratches me awake and I realize I have become so intelligent that I just have to read a lot of Descartes RIGHT NOW just for planning purposes when this happens to me do I go to the doctor for humans or do I see a zookeeper for help with my mindset being too gorilla for society??
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crazy cloud posted:just for planning purposes when this happens to me do I go to the doctor for humans or do I see a zookeeper for help with my mindset being too gorilla for society you're going to need to see a doctor who's been hosed down in gorilla cum and believe me insurance doesn't like paying for those
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Chokes McGee posted:you're going to need to see a doctor who's been hosed down in gorilla cum and believe me insurance doesn't like paying for those wow trump was right obamacare SUCKS
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Mar 6, 2017 16:01
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being able to see a healthcare professional who h as been doused in gorilla gunk, as g-d intended, is a human right
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Haha I do this too and I'm not even allowed to live near schools anymore
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Plutonis posted:Nootropics are the drugs from THX 1138 and will become mandatory on the Google dataslave complexes of 2030 SpaceClown posted:OP here's my personal concoction:
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Drugs how dare you besmirch the good name of drugs!
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Lowtax posted:ALSO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ANCHORING HEURISTIC. YOU SEE, AN ALPHA MALE IS LIKE A MIGHTY BARGE AFLOAT IN THE SEA OF BETA CUCKS, AND WHEN YOU DOCK IN A BROAD'S PORT, YOUR ANCHOR MUST GO DEEP, ALL THE WAY, INTO HER PUSSY, WHICH IS HER VAGINA, AND THEN YOU HAVE HAD ALL THE SEX Dave is a Southern California entrepreneur and part-time "alpha cuck" in his mid-forties. He was kind enough to explain to us what an "alpha cuck" is exactly, and he said he wasn't thrilled about his sexual identity being used to slander liberals.
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Yinlock posted:Dave is a Southern California entrepreneur and part-time "alpha cuck" in his mid-forties. He was kind enough to explain to us what an "alpha cuck" is exactly, and he said he wasn't thrilled about his sexual identity being used to slander liberals. MY SEXUAL IDENTITY WAS TURNED INTO A MEME BY IDIOTS (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Yinlock posted:Dave is a Southern California entrepreneur and part-time "alpha cuck" in his mid-forties. He was kind enough to explain to us what an "alpha cuck" is exactly, and he said he wasn't thrilled about his sexual identity being used to slander liberals. So what is an alpha uvk exactly
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:So what is an alpha uvk exactly A powerful man who forces lesser men to have sex with his wife i think
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"Please cum." - Jeb!
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Playstation 4 posted:"Please cum." - Jeb! thread takes a sudden turn for the sexy
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Turtle 🐢 Mind
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Is Neuzootopicals covered in the new healthcare act
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Like, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he got the "doctor" title not because he's an actual MD, but because he holds the record in drinking the most Dr. Peppers in history.
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Mar 8, 2017 02:27
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what if you use a pancreas instead of a gall bladder
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What happens if you replace the gall bladder with the brain?
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Slamhound posted:What happens if you replace the gall bladder with the brain? ur liver gets smarter
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Chokes McGee posted:ur liver gets smarter Sign me up.
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in mike cernovich's case if you were to replace the brain with the heart it'd all work fine though the joke is that cernovich's brain is already smooth so the smooth muscle of the heart would fit right in
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Coolguye posted:in mike cernovich's case if you were to replace the brain with the heart it'd all work fine though had to reach but once you explain it it's an ok joke so gj on that
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Dr. Ben Carson says that if you jam an electrified Q-Tip into the "special" part of your brain, you can remember a book you read 60 years ago, even if you're younger than 60. Truly science is amazing in this wondrous day and age!
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if dr carson jabbed an electric thing into your brain, what 10+ year old thread would you be able to recite verbatim
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Baloogan posted:if dr carson jabbed an electric thing into your brain, what 10+ year old thread would you be able to recite verbatim hulk hogan meat shoes
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"u cant overload the brain  " - ben carson"o ya? watch this" *injects silverback gorilla cum into own smoothbrain via hole in side of head* "do u have any idea how hard i have to concentrate right now with this neutropical agent burning into my brain and making sure i dont unleash my primal fury on all of u, i tried this on my friend and he had to go to the hospital cos his weak brain just melted right thru his own face pfft" - mike cirnovik
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NG29iyldsc&t=49s i now want to watch all of carson's speech
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Chokes McGee posted:had to reach but once you explain it it's an ok joke ill get to good joke eventually Lastgirl posted:"u cant overload the brain now i have an image of cernovich singing master shake's MIND CONTROL ditty from when he was infested with hypnogerms *~ miiiiiind controoooollllll you gotta have miiiiind controooooooolll if u wanna have control of your miiiiiiiiindddd ~* Coolguye has issued a correction as of 18:51 on Mar 8, 2017 |
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Lowtax posted:YES I've done this and it's true. 
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i want ben carson and mike cernovich to give a speech about the human mind
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i want ben carson and mike cernovich to give a speech about the human mind
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i want ben carson and mike cernovich to give a speech about the human mind let us assume for the moment two frictionless perfectly smooth brains colliding with eachother
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Lowtax posted:YES lol I've watched everything from the start of the primary until now and this is my limit where I can't tell if its true or not
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ben carson knows it works because he tested it on himself. he stuck electrodes in his brain and now has perfect knowledge of a book of bible stories he read when he was five, and nothing else
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