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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Study finds that Gamers are having more sex than anyone. Probably because Dark Souls fucks us all at one point or another. 🤣🤡😂

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Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Sex is Good

Games are Good

Therefore Sex is Games????

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

ive evolved beyond sex. i only jack it a healthy amount and cum into a small paper bag which i immediately throw in the bin to help stave of prostate cancer but frankly, i dont think it even feels good to cum when i do that. if you still have sex i think you should stay back in the 20th century

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trying to jack off posted:

ive evolved beyond sex. i only jack it a healthy amount and cum into a small paper bag which i immediately throw in the bin to help stave of prostate cancer but frankly, i dont think it even feels good to cum when i do that. if you still have sex i think you should stay back in the 20th century

Wisdom

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

trying to jack off posted:

ive evolved beyond sex. i only jack it a healthy amount and cum into a small paper bag which i immediately throw in the bin to help stave of prostate cancer but frankly, i dont think it even feels good to cum when i do that. if you still have sex i think you should stay back in the 20th century

:hai:

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

trying to jack off posted:

ive evolved beyond sex. i only jack it a healthy amount and cum into a small paper bag which i immediately throw in the bin to help stave of prostate cancer but frankly, i dont think it even feels good to cum when i do that. if you still have sex i think you should stay back in the 20th century

`jbklm
aFoaoa

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I've never been horny, and I promise this on a Gamer's honour;, I never will be.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

trying to jack off posted:

ive evolved beyond sex. i only jack it a healthy amount and cum into a small paper bag which i immediately throw in the bin to help stave of prostate cancer but frankly, i dont think it even feels good to cum when i do that. if you still have sex i think you should stay back in the 20th century

Pretty much this. I've been living the volcel lifestyle for years.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

`jbklm
aFoaoa

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull posted:

`jbklm
aFoaoa

:`jbklmaFoaoa:

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Had a good laugh at the OP. WOuld really like to actually have sex though.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

To live the celibate life of a gamer monk shows both maturity and true devotion to the craft.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

trying to jack off posted:

ive evolved beyond sex. i only jack it a healthy amount and cum into a small paper bag which i immediately throw in the bin to help stave of prostate cancer but frankly, i dont think it even feels good to cum when i do that. if you still have sex i think you should stay back in the 20th century

This.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I'm in a loving sexual relationship with my nintendo switch

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Cannonballoon posted:

To live the celibate life of a gamer monk shows both maturity and true devotion to the craft.

Amen.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Study finds that Gamers are having more sex than anyone. Probably because Dark Souls fucks us all at one point or another. 🤣🤡😂

lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

🤣

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

admins please add 🤣 as :jbklmaFoaoa:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

admins please add 🤣 as :jbklmaFoaoa:

fozzy fosbourne
Apr 21, 2010

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

admins please add 🤣 as :jbklmaFoaoa:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Glad to know the OP is a Mass Effect player as well

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.


I like his little feets

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

All I see is a box with lines in it.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

All I see is a box with lines in it.

It's only visible to the human eye if you've just been hosed by a Souls game.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


i dont play a sopuls game until it wines and dines me op

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
I am a Gamer.

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Fargield posted:

I am a Gamer.

ah, cheers :cheers:

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