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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

trying to jack off posted:

ive evolved beyond sex. i only jack it a healthy amount and cum into a small paper bag which i immediately throw in the bin to help stave of prostate cancer but frankly, i dont think it even feels good to cum when i do that. if you still have sex i think you should stay back in the 20th century

Pretty much this. I've been living the volcel lifestyle for years.

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