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OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.yahoo.com/news/part-women-strike-march-8th-220447637.html

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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Yahoo News posted:

feminist author Sady Doyle

aaaaaand checked out

Not surprising to me that these strikes keep getting spearheaded by wealthy NYC media types who face no conceivable repercussions for missing "work," and when they were shocked to learn nobody else could just "take a sick day" and treat themselves to some radical self-care, immediately fell back on their usual standby: "Raising Awareness"

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

this isn't how strikes work

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Shows what you know, ladies. You strike and all us male employees are gonna get crude tit tattoos on our backs and get right to butt fuckin'

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
what owns is that if even a fraction of women actually did strike for one day, a bunch of essential societal functions and services would be completely hosed

they should actually do it, tho I hope they pick a day when I don't have a friend or family member in the hospital

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

walgreenslatino posted:

aaaaaand checked out

Not surprising to me that these strikes keep getting spearheaded by wealthy NYC media types who face no conceivable repercussions for missing "work," and when they were shocked to learn nobody else could just "take a sick day" and treat themselves to some radical self-care, immediately fell back on their usual standby: "Raising Awareness"

She's like a walking caricature of a Bad Dem.

https://twitter.com/sadydoyle/status/810989534024519680?lang=en

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
How you can show solidarity without striking:

1. only work 10 hours instead of your normal 12.

2. take the toner out of the office printers; replace with other, lower quality toner.

3. refuse to tell fellow employees about the funny thing your cats did last night.

4. tape rape whistle to mouth of can of compressed air, tape down trigger of compressed air. hide it somewhere in the office.

5. become small, deathly pale withered thing that can only be seen out of the corner of your coworker's eyes.

6. spend slightly more time on facebook complaining about things instead of working than you normally do.

7. stuff vagina with garlic, act like you don't know what in the office smells like a vagina full of garlic.

8. burn down the office.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Fullhouse posted:

this isn't how strikes work

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
I think you'll find that antisocialist liberals wearing red for solidarity is EXACTLY how a strike works

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Fullhouse posted:

this isn't how strikes work

srsly lol at ppl who think national organization and solidarity is as simple and easy as starting a middle school cafeteria food fight on the last day before summer :rolleyes:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bernie Bros :argh:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

mysterious frankie posted:

5. become small, deathly pale withered thing that can only be seen out of the corner of your coworker's eyes.

done and done

Moscow Olympics
Jun 7, 2008

23-year-old center-left male improv performers getting together for drinks and calling themselves socialists...Good. 23-year-old ModCloth shoppers eager to embrace superficial ways to express solidarity with strikers in a country that hates labor...gently caress I'm So Mad!! gently caress!!!!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

spoken like a true bernie bro who hates the establishment

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
I feel bad for all the women who want to strike but are put into a situation where they cannot, like having a job that will fire someone for missing a day or not having enough money to be able to take a day off.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

why the gently caress would i want to hit a cute baby elephant

gently caress you op

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i do the least amount of actual work at work

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Harald posted:

i do the least amount of actual work at work

my continued employment could possibly be considered a strike, really

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
is the easy replaceability of the modern worker the death knell for striking

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

mysterious frankie posted:

How you can show solidarity without striking:

1. only work 10 hours instead of your normal 12.

2. take the toner out of the office printers; replace with other, lower quality toner.

3. refuse to tell fellow employees about the funny thing your cats did last night.

4. tape rape whistle to mouth of can of compressed air, tape down trigger of compressed air. hide it somewhere in the office.

5. become small, deathly pale withered thing that can only be seen out of the corner of your coworker's eyes.

6. spend slightly more time on facebook complaining about things instead of working than you normally do.

7. stuff vagina with garlic, act like you don't know what in the office smells like a vagina full of garlic.

8. burn down the office.

9. place an annoy-o-tron in the ceiling of the men's bathroom

10. remove the batteries in the scent dispenser in the men's bathroom

11. generally gently caress around in the men's bathroom

12. be surprised when no dudes notice because it just more closely resembles their bathrooms at home now

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


mysterious frankie posted:

How you can show solidarity without striking:

1. only work 10 hours instead of your normal 12.

2. take the toner out of the office printers; replace with other, lower quality toner.

3. refuse to tell fellow employees about the funny thing your cats did last night.

4. tape rape whistle to mouth of can of compressed air, tape down trigger of compressed air. hide it somewhere in the office.

5. become small, deathly pale withered thing that can only be seen out of the corner of your coworker's eyes.

6. spend slightly more time on facebook complaining about things instead of working than you normally do.

7. stuff vagina with garlic, act like you don't know what in the office smells like a vagina full of garlic.

8. burn down the office.

heres a quick guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8afqoDL3Qsk

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Moscow Olympics posted:

23-year-old center-left male improv performers getting together for drinks and calling themselves socialists...Good. 23-year-old ModCloth shoppers eager to embrace superficial ways to express solidarity with strikers in a country that hates labor...gently caress I'm So Mad!! gently caress!!!!

Aren't they in their 30s?

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
A good way to find cool people on twitter is to look for the ones Sady Doyl is @ing repeatedly to sic her followers on them

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

walgreenslatino posted:

aaaaaand checked out

Not surprising to me that these strikes keep getting spearheaded by wealthy NYC media types who face no conceivable repercussions for missing "work," and when they were shocked to learn nobody else could just "take a sick day" and treat themselves to some radical self-care, immediately fell back on their usual standby: "Raising Awareness"

if anyone is curious and hates yahoo here's the rest of the sentence:

quote:

...points out that “a woman with a comfortable office job may be able to ‘strike’ simply by taking paid time off and feel confident that her job will be there when the strike is over. But for women in lower-wage positions with few or no protections, leaving for even a day might mean going without necessary wages, or incurring the wrath of an abusive boss, or even losing her job entirely.”

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I'm going to start a business that only employs women, and it's going to own because women are as smart as men and don't need to be paid as much apparently

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Coolguye posted:

9. place an annoy-o-tron in the ceiling of the men's bathroom

10. remove the batteries in the scent dispenser in the men's bathroom

11. generally gently caress around in the men's bathroom

12. be surprised when no dudes notice because it just more closely resembles their bathrooms at home now

Men's bathrooms are generally considerably cleaner than women's and only very rarely smell like blood and discharge on top of the regular bathroom smells.

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

call to action posted:

I'm going to start a business that only employs women, and it's going to own because women are as smart as men and don't need to be paid as much apparently

You're gonna open a restaurant?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Not a Step posted:

Men's bathrooms are generally considerably cleaner than women's and only very rarely smell like blood and discharge on top of the regular bathroom smells.

I always figured this wouldn't be true because men's bathrooms consistently have piss all over the floor but then I learned this is also true in the women's rooms because loads of ladies are too afraid of dirty butts to actually sit on the toilet and just sort of hover above it, which is difficult

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

WarEternal posted:

You're gonna open a restaurant?

I've never seen a restaurant with all female back of house staff before, but it sounds awesome

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Harald posted:

i do the least amount of actual work at work

Me too :hfive:

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

walgreenslatino posted:

Not surprising to me that these strikes keep getting spearheaded by wealthy NYC media types who face no conceivable repercussions for missing "work," and when they were shocked to learn nobody else could just "take a sick day" and treat themselves to some radical self-care, immediately fell back on their usual standby: "Raising Awareness"

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Moscow Olympics posted:

23-year-old center-left male improv performers getting together for drinks and calling themselves socialists...Good. 23-year-old ModCloth shoppers eager to embrace superficial ways to express solidarity with strikers in a country that hates labor...gently caress I'm So Mad!! gently caress!!!!

:getin:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Relin posted:

is the easy replaceability of the modern worker the death knell for striking

yes, all this prosperity has been bought to you by...

my party

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Not a Step posted:

Men's bathrooms are generally considerably cleaner than women's and only very rarely smell like blood and discharge on top of the regular bathroom smells.

if you actually know how the women's bathroom smells, you are far more deranged than i previously thought

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fullhouse posted:

I always figured this wouldn't be true because men's bathrooms consistently have piss all over the floor but then I learned this is also true in the women's rooms because loads of ladies are too afraid of dirty butts to actually sit on the toilet and just sort of hover above it, which is difficult

women are more fastidious than we are, again, the only way to know is to walk into one, and if you've walked into one, i don't know what to say...

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

if you actually know how the women's bathroom smells, you are far more deranged than i previously thought

Or maybe a janitor.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

super sweet best pal posted:

Or maybe a janitor.

in that case he would at least be credible

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

women are more fastidious than we are, again, the only way to know is to walk into one, and if you've walked into one, i don't know what to say...

Don't police my bathroom choices!

But seriously I worked as a busser and in fast food as a teenager, and both jobs included cleaning bathrooms. Women's bathrooms were universally more disgusting. Women being more fastidious than men is one of those weird cultural myths that doesn't really have any basis in reality, but I guess since its a positive one and relatively minor no one ever thinks to challenge the concept that the genital configuration with *less* ability to aim and *more* fluids and products to deal with is somehow cleaner.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Not a Step posted:

Don't police my bathroom choices!

But seriously I worked as a busser and in fast food as a teenager, and both jobs included cleaning bathrooms. Women's bathrooms were universally more disgusting. Women being more fastidious than men is one of those weird cultural myths that doesn't really have any basis in reality, but I guess since its a positive one and relatively minor no one ever thinks to challenge the concept that the genital configuration with *less* ability to aim and *more* fluids and products to deal with is somehow cleaner.

you worked in fast food as a teenager, and base your perception of all women's bathrooms on that

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

you worked in fast food as a teenager, and base your perception of all women's bathrooms on that



Fast food *and* middle tier dining, so, uh, I guess a reasonable cross section of middle and lower class bathroom goers?

Like, what is your extensive bathroom experience you're using to gainsay this? What bathrooms have you been walking into? And why would you think a few splashes of urine would be worse than bloody pads and tampons left out/splashes of blood?

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