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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Coolguye posted:

9. place an annoy-o-tron in the ceiling of the men's bathroom

10. remove the batteries in the scent dispenser in the men's bathroom

11. generally gently caress around in the men's bathroom

12. be surprised when no dudes notice because it just more closely resembles their bathrooms at home now

Men's bathrooms are generally considerably cleaner than women's and only very rarely smell like blood and discharge on top of the regular bathroom smells.

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

women are more fastidious than we are, again, the only way to know is to walk into one, and if you've walked into one, i don't know what to say...

Don't police my bathroom choices!

But seriously I worked as a busser and in fast food as a teenager, and both jobs included cleaning bathrooms. Women's bathrooms were universally more disgusting. Women being more fastidious than men is one of those weird cultural myths that doesn't really have any basis in reality, but I guess since its a positive one and relatively minor no one ever thinks to challenge the concept that the genital configuration with *less* ability to aim and *more* fluids and products to deal with is somehow cleaner.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

you worked in fast food as a teenager, and base your perception of all women's bathrooms on that



Fast food *and* middle tier dining, so, uh, I guess a reasonable cross section of middle and lower class bathroom goers?

Like, what is your extensive bathroom experience you're using to gainsay this? What bathrooms have you been walking into? And why would you think a few splashes of urine would be worse than bloody pads and tampons left out/splashes of blood?

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