mysterious frankie posted:

How you can show solidarity without striking:

1. only work 10 hours instead of your normal 12.

2. take the toner out of the office printers; replace with other, lower quality toner.

3. refuse to tell fellow employees about the funny thing your cats did last night.

4. tape rape whistle to mouth of can of compressed air, tape down trigger of compressed air. hide it somewhere in the office.

5. become small, deathly pale withered thing that can only be seen out of the corner of your coworker's eyes.

6. spend slightly more time on facebook complaining about things instead of working than you normally do.

7. stuff vagina with garlic, act like you don't know what in the office smells like a vagina full of garlic.

8. burn down the office.