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Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

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Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

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Don't police my bathroom choices!

But seriously I worked as a busser and in fast food as a teenager, and both jobs included cleaning bathrooms. Women's bathrooms were universally more disgusting. Women being more fastidious than men is one of those weird cultural myths that doesn't really have any basis in reality, but I guess since its a positive one and relatively minor no one ever thinks to challenge the concept that the genital configuration with *less* ability to aim and *more* fluids and products to deal with is somehow cleaner.

When I had to clean fast food bathrooms the only people who crapped in the middle of the floor or bled all over the place were men

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 08:15

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Women: might bleed in or around the toilet

Men: sprayed blood all over the sink, mirror, & bathroom floor and the shitted in the middle of the floor and smeared it around

Like at least with women you know it's just period blood no big deal, with men that blood might have come from anything from a kid with a nose bleed to a heroin addict hitting the wring vein.

Big Fat Iguana has issued a correction as of 08:23 on Mar 10, 2017

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