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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



op, i didnt watch any of the ads in this thread

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ShadowHawk posted:

*Disables cookies, enables all privacy features, and uses ad blocker whenever possible*

*Wonders why ads are so poorly targeted and why anyone would buy them*

lol if youd want ads to be well targeted

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



idgaf, never watch ads & have no idea what brand anything is

i always buy the cheapest poo poo possible & step up the price one notch if it turns out to be literal poo poo

this obviously means that ads work on me

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jokes on you I don't go outside

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



never look at the brand, always look at the price

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



qirex posted:

* hand-waving and justification using numerology to meet the original assumptions of the client
** horrid, damaging cultural stereotypes that perpetuate the worst aspects of our culture
*** watered down garbo full of cliches, somehow costs more per second than a hollywood movie
† your lady poop yogurt ads end up on brietbart
†† again, numerology, this time to make sure the client doesn't dump you

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also lot of people in here who like to be hosed by ads and cummed in by them

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



here are some sweet ads you fuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLV_IkcIQk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItFvB0Upb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5tbShD5Kg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbfwXcoRcs

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pagancow posted:

people trying to imitate ads are the worst becuase they are boring, slow, and lack talent and its like "lol we're making fun of things people like!"

lol thats your least realistic fakepost ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbYMdo_YM2I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jada.swf : publicité suédoise pour Kebab King

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xexon1

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:barf:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pagancow posted:

oh yes its so horrible that now more cars might need to be sold in a place where you dont understand the culture and their second largest import is automobiles

no its cool that women get to drive in saudi arabia, really, but its gross as hell that a car company exploits the occasion to advertise their cars while celebrating burqas using a cute rearview mirror

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



advertisements make the world a worse place

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



sure

but gross burqa commercials will not do the trick

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Smythe posted:

my friend, ads make the world go round.

nah my man

even if ads were illegal, capitalism would find a way to exploit everyone so

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hella agreed

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fart simpson posted:

you can't spell bad without ads

i agre

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i respect your poo poo smythe & its excellent that companies pay for your stuff and put whatever ad somewhere that nobody looks at. i think its important and good but i will not look at the ad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



even better imo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



OldAlias posted:

no good ads because ad distribution networks are inherently hosed up and untrustworthy. set exceptions in ublock or whatever if you care

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



if any "fair" adblocker ever existed, they'd get bought out & start showing lovely ads so fast.

its all or nothing

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



classic pagancow to speak up for ads

adblockers are good. idk the best currently but also idgaf

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



reklam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLV_IkcIQk

reklam

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ps im DJ racist police force

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



akadajet posted:

i don't want people who work in advertising to have jobs, specifically

same

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



imo budweiser frog ad was a ripoff of this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH9RruF0ONU&t=158s

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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lol theyre game pads arent plugged in :xd:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



nice meltdown, but youre no kirk

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



akadajet posted:

That's the shortest 3-hour video I've ever watched.

classic ad speak, totally overselling

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH5_h5iowgc

theres an icecream guy in the background so its an ad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



this is a pretty good ad imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZo9ugJTWQ

fyi i havent bought any baileys since i saw it the first time

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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pagancow posted:

its hard to watch anything over 60 seconds but why is his ejaculate dry ice and turns the water fizzy and then has a hallucination?

no idea & also it doesnt matter

two weirds on a lake/under a lake --- its good

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



you ever come to a club where people wee on each other?

im gonna hurt you

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ad for stufff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xKqbzd7HgQ

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



OldAlias posted:

name escapes me but there’s this club in New York thats high up, and has an opening where you can piss on the city below

frightful

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



someone talked about an ad last night, something to do with i think kitchens or tiles?

just a lil update on my blind exposure

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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pagancow posted:

guys this is post your cool ads thread, not talk about "i saw an ad"

thats like saying "guys i breathed oxygen today! now im so dirty!"

except we don’t hate oxygen and actively try to filter it out of our lives.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtsjPOMku4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



guess what pagancow :hehe:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRk45Sdg2o

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tbh ts true. even as an irl adblock person i still follow the same commercials i did in 1994 and 1998

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