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shut up blegum posted:Why does Diana have a shower curtain in a shower cabin? Makes no sense. Why does Diana betray the Agency but not warn 47 beforehand? Isn't she his handler? Why does 47 immediately believe the Agency regarding her turncoat status and doesn't question the motive? Why does 47 kill Diana if she tells him what the Agency is up to and he agrees to help her? Why is Ellen Page in this game?
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Nalesh posted:This actually makes kinda sense, she's a dead woman walking, if it's not 47 it's someone else. By letting 47 kill her it will take longer for the agency to realize 47 also turned. Eh, I imagine that the lady who just destroyed the Agency's entire infrastructure (somehow?) would have been able to fake her death after being shot and left for dead by 47 once he got them all to chase him for stealing Ellen Page.
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Cythereal posted:I'm guessing this entire scene was her faking her death, and 47 was in on it. Hmmmmmm...
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ChaosArgate posted:You forgot a very important question. You can only facepalm for so long before the meme no longer works. By completing objectives you regenerate your meme bar.
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Nalesh posted:Isn't she in 2016 hitman? I'm gonna make that my headcanon at least Yeah, she's your handler in 2016.
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Cythereal posted:That was my logic. She's still 47's handler and friend in the sequel we've already seen, so stands to reason 47 didn't actually kill her and indeed they probably cooked up this plan together. Or maybe they retconned her death because this game is dumb, tune in for episode 2 [insert release date here]
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Slow_Moe posted:The contrast between Absolution and 2016 is pretty stark. Oh... it gets worse.
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Slow_Moe posted:I know, I've played it.  
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Absolution LP on standby BECAUSE I HATE MY NEW PC AND ITS THIRST FOR MORE DRIVERS
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Computer is fixed and I can finally start recording again!  Not sure exactly when we'll be able to resume normal programming, but its in the pipelines, folks! P.S. I loving hate the next level.
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Discendo Vox posted:I’ Try to catch up with my write ups tomorrow, sorry for the delay. No need to apologize! I appreciate the writeups you do, no matter when they get posted 
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Also Chaos meant to say Colorado and not Sapienza, but I didn't point it out because I know he hates Colorado and tries to block that level from his memory.
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Fish Noise posted:wait, so the bartender just Mhmmm!
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The helicopter can shoot at you, but has to spot you first. This means that you can beat that level, where a helicopter mysteriously flies at roof-top level simply to puah boxes and cages over, and not because its actually trying to follow you.
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Discendo Vox posted:
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Discendo Vox posted:Yes. There are a couple other levels where this happens too. Money ran out and I couldn't get the writers to change the script.
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If Absolution was a good game I'd be more thorough in the vids.  Also I forgot that Point Shooting swapped guns automatically 
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White Coke posted:Sanchez had such weird proportions. His limbs looked to short and small compared to his torso. Something something DNA Manipulation  UNLOCK YOUR FULL POTENTIAL!
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White Coke posted:That or Danny Trejo has some really weird body proportions that we just aren't noticing. Those directors of photography earn their pay when Danny Trejo is on set!
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White Coke posted:For all we know Sanchez could be a smaller Danny Trejo. What if Sanchez was his stunt double?
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Discendo Vox posted:I'm probably not going to get to do the fight night infopost before attack of the saints (still finishing the death factory post), so let me just say that an issue with a challenge from that mission is why I stopped 100%ing the game. And I 100%ed Assassin's Creed 3. Stay safe, Absolutio Vox
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Slow_Moe posted:Oooohhhh, attack of the saints, my favorite mission in absolution. And I'm using the term "favorite" quite wrongly here, because this is probably the dumbest mission in the whole game. Such a stark contrast to Hitman 2016, eh? The fireworks display in Paris wasn't nearly as good
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Night10194 posted:It seems like winning straight gunfights is astonishingly easy in Absolution. Ehhhhhh, not all the time.
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