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Lethargic food gently caress

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Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars...

Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt"

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars?

Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money*

Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time*

Me: See? Isn't this fun?

Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though

Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good!

Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job

Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand

Bank Teller I can't do that!

Me: Now you know what to do...

Bank Teller I can do that!

Me: Nicely done

Later...

Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out!

Me: Now change two letters

Federal Prosecutor: What?

Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t

Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository?

Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE

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4:21 smkoed weed

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Lord of the Things:

-Fellowship of the Thing
-The Two Towels
-Return of the Thing

Prequels:

-The Hobbiest
-The Sick Marillion

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Ironic Chef- The contestants prepare food they either really hate or they are highly allergic to and then they, along with a panel of judges, have to eat it, so it can't suck but it could make the chef very ill...

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Kthulhu5000 posted:

consider 'quid', which is often used to denote plural quantities of pounds sterling (e.g. 666 quid), which means it is really "quid(s)".

thus we can modify it as "squid". so you could buy a buckwellam of drafwort on a second tea Sunday for three squid, twa shillings, nineteen pence. your weekly bill for the non-Cockney rat catcher / chimmininee sweep (extra surcharge for such)? five squid, throi shills, seventy seven pence and a hot biscuit. the council bill for your flat, due on St. Wastram's day under a werewolf moon, street urchin removal included? twelve squid and a pence.

quite saucy, what?

Squid pro quo, eh wot?

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Democrazy

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