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Lethargic food gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 13:24 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:55 |
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Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars... Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt" Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars? Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money* Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time* Me: See? Isn't this fun? Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good! Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand Bank Teller I can't do that! Me: Now you know what to do... Bank Teller I can do that! Me: Nicely done Later... Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out! Me: Now change two letters Federal Prosecutor: What? Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository? Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 00:50 |
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4:21 smkoed weed
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 22:50 |
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Lord of the Things: -Fellowship of the Thing -The Two Towels -Return of the Thing Prequels: -The Hobbiest -The Sick Marillion https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 01:54 |
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Ironic Chef- The contestants prepare food they either really hate or they are highly allergic to and then they, along with a panel of judges, have to eat it, so it can't suck but it could make the chef very ill...
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 18:09 |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:consider 'quid', which is often used to denote plural quantities of pounds sterling (e.g. 666 quid), which means it is really "quid(s)". Squid pro quo, eh wot? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 12:48 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:55 |
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Democrazy
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