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fortune dookie
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Mar 10, 2017 07:24
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Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars...
Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt"
Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars?
Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money*
Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time*
Me: See? Isn't this fun?
Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though
Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good!
Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job
Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand
Bank Teller I can't do that!
Me: Now you know what to do...
Bank Teller I can do that!
Me: Nicely done
Later...
Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out!
Me: Now change two letters
Federal Prosecutor: What?
Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t
Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository?
Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE
Me : *laughing my asp off*
Zookeeper : "oh no somebody catch it, that thing's poisonous"
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Mar 11, 2017 04:04
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flea bargain
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Mar 11, 2017 06:23
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reefer-a-friend
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Mar 14, 2017 00:05
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*falls through hidden trapdoor leading to hell*
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