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EX250 Type R posted:how long is this poo poo gonna stick around because i dont want to put my plow back on but i also dont want to snowblow a 1000 foot driveway At least for the NE snow will just be Tuesday, Wednesday will be a interesting commute. Oh well, I guess time for another trip to the car wash.
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Be sure to apply your brakes when you begin to skid. This turns your wheels into skis and allows you to gently direct your car in the right direction while also reducing your rate of travel. Try it when coming to a red light on a hill and be amazed at the control you have over your car!
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EX250 Type R posted:how long is this poo poo gonna stick around because i dont want to put my plow back on but i also dont want to snowblow a 1000 foot driveway Plow Blow Lol
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Mar 13, 2017 02:07
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EX250 Type R posted:how long is this poo poo gonna stick around because i dont want to put my plow back on but i also dont want to snowblow a 1000 foot driveway A foot of snow is generally undesirable in your driveway for any duration, what if your wife goes into labor?
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Mar 13, 2017 02:10
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Could see a few inches on Fri/Sat on top of the 1-1 1/2 feet from Tuesday.... so put that drat plow on you doofus.
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Mar 13, 2017 02:17
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:A foot of snow is generally undesirable in your driveway for any duration, what if your wife goes into labor? We'd call the "I didn't know I was pregnant" TV show and they'd come rescue us
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500 good dogs posted:We'd call the "I didn't know I was pregnant" TV show and they'd come rescue us 
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Mar 13, 2017 02:27
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I Didn't Know I Was Worm Food
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Mar 13, 2017 02:32
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I didn't know which day was Tueday so my family died in the storm. Not me, though, I ate them.
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Mar 13, 2017 02:43
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Make liberal use of the parking brake in snow to do some awesome power slides. Residential areas are best as it's more likely people are around to cheer you on.
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Mar 13, 2017 02:56
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spud posted:Make liberal use of the parking brake in snow to do some awesome power slides. Residential areas are best as it's more likely people are around to cheer you on. Kids love watching that poo poo, too, so make sure they're around to see it or you'll just have dumb adults
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Mar 13, 2017 03:18
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Ork of Fiction posted:Be very careful going out at night, because the "biting cold" can mask the real bites of werewovfs and vampires hiding in the dark. Then next thing u know ur up to ur armpits in the blood of loved ones, oh woe to the curwsd!! woah this explains a lot
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Mar 13, 2017 05:10
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Make sure you're blasting Eurobeat when you do those awesome skids.
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Mar 13, 2017 12:08
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helk yeah i'm lookin forward to some 'white gold' my friends! some 'colombian marching powder!' if you will, free from the skies!
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Mar 13, 2017 13:41
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pro tip if youre new to the area, hit up the supermarket once the snow gets heavy. the heavier the better. eveyone else will be stuck at home so the shelves will be jam packed and you can grab all the sick deals and best cuts of meat
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Mar 13, 2017 14:20
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i'm going to put on my polar bear costume and wander around outside blinking
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Mar 13, 2017 14:21
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We are now under a 10-20'' projected accumulation of snow. Pretty good range there, thanks weatherpeople! I sure am glad these accuracies only apply to weathermen. Enrico Fermi posted:"Chicago Pile 1 is anticipated to create a self sustaining nuclear fission reaction where each atom will split to create 10-20 new atoms!...actually wait a minute......hmmm...."
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Mar 13, 2017 17:14
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Got the day off tomorrow in advance; now I don't care if I live or die! WHO WANTS MY EGGS!!??
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Mar 13, 2017 17:21
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Got the day off tomorrow in advance; now I don't care if I live or die! WHO WANTS MY EGGS!!?? WITNESS MEEEE......call out sick.
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Mar 13, 2017 17:35
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What the hell. We are just getting rain now
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Mar 13, 2017 17:38
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Snow chains are usually used on the tires of a vehicle in extreme cases of snow. To put them on, you just wrap them around the axel of your vehicle. Then you get more traction! I've never put snow chains on. This experience was told to me
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Mar 13, 2017 17:39
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:WITNESS MEEEE......call out sick. Day off; no need! Wamdoodle posted:Snow chains are usually used on the tires of a vehicle in extreme cases of snow. To put them on, you just wrap them around the axel of your vehicle. Then you get more traction! Snow chains are illegal in CT, is this an NE wide thing? I can't ever recall seeing them.
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Mar 13, 2017 21:28
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Day off; no need! Everything is illegal in CT. Your precious casinos are a bureaucratic fluke.
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Mar 13, 2017 21:33
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I should be able to get my ford fiesta out of 20" of snow without shoveling right?
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Mar 13, 2017 22:30
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FistEnergy posted:pro tip if youre new to the area, hit up the supermarket once the snow gets heavy. the heavier the better. eveyone else will be stuck at home so the shelves will be jam packed and you can grab all the sick deals and best cuts of meat Also there's basically no employees to stop you from walking out w/ whatever like it's supermaket sweep.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  uuuuuck Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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Mar 13, 2017 22:57
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I'm stocking up on weed and booze rn and I'm on spring break so bring it on. Also didn't put on my plow so lol at these latest snow totals
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Mar 13, 2017 23:29
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EX250 Type R posted:I'm stocking up on weed and booze rn and I'm on spring break so bring it on. Also didn't put on my plow so lol at these latest snow totals If you do enough of the former, you won't care about the latter! (Until the cheetos run out on Wednesday)
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Mar 13, 2017 23:31
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu wait is the thread not about an important part of the country? This is all over like Maine and poo poo? who gives a gently caress
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Mar 13, 2017 23:36
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I think it's like new england? I dunno I hope everyone dies tho
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Mar 13, 2017 23:42
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I think you could actually say New York is ground zero
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Mar 13, 2017 23:45
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Space Crabs posted:wait is the thread not about an important part of the country? I agree - I think other important states like CA, OR, and WA should become their own country. *counts electoral votes* yes...yes... that will do nicely..... 
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Mar 13, 2017 23:47
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There's been basically no snow in Chicago this year, it's been boring
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Mar 13, 2017 23:51
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its 93 outside but its 69 in here (guess who set the thermostat  )
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Mar 13, 2017 23:52
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I'm cold as hell!!!
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Mar 14, 2017 00:06
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Nooner posted:its 93 outside but its 69 in here (guess who set the thermostat Your mother because she is having hot flashes, now why don't you ask if she needs anything you ungrateful little poo poo.
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Mar 14, 2017 00:06
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Nooner posted:its 93 outside but its 69 in here (guess who set the thermostat yeah well i got my thermostat set to 420 and i'm all sweaty
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Mar 14, 2017 00:48
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lol all dem chumps buying salt and cans of soup and poo poo here's my blizzard prep  
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Mar 14, 2017 01:34
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Kelp Me! posted:lol all dem chumps buying salt and cans of soup and poo poo Sir, someone seems to have poo poo on your betting chips.
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Not nearly enough alcohol. I'd drink that in a night.
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