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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Beloved hearts honor allies, peace.

In honor of that headline I propose we name our hero Perry.

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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I understand the need to have, like, a tutorial battle but it seems kind of pathetic that you're there anyway and struggling to keep up with the big kids.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Blocking an arrow with a hand weapon. Canopus got game.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
In classic D&D tradition, the completely originally named Nerraw the wizard.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Man, that's a challenge. Good to see you ran through it.

Does the enemy take a lot of bowshots outside their range?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Mmm. Fascism starting early. "The Bakram are weak and ineffectual and would crush us utterly."

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
"Surrender!"

"Nah, how' bout you give up and let us kill you instead?"

"...no?"

"Stupid kids, don't know what's good for 'em."

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Hands up anyone who doesn't think these yahoos with the dragon are going to kill us on sight.

Might as well get the jump on them and coincidentally option 1.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Vyse, why did you even come here? All you do is run screaming into the enemy lines and never die.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I'm sure they're all going to get exactly what the Duke needs them to get.

I didn't think Dark Lanse was as neutral as all that, though.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
"I should have brought more guys." is maybe the worst thing to say as you die.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, we're a kid and we're at war. Let's make some stupid decisions. We'll war crime! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
The Xeod Moors. How do you say that, anyhow? Sheeod?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
So when you class change, do you remember that class? Like if somebody's in a chaos class do they keep shedding loyalty even after you change them out of it?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I'm not particularly bothered by a dude one square from the edge of the map walking off it. I sincerely doubt you could possibly get there in time to catch them anyhow.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
...well, I like that we're parting fairly amicably with her, at least. Levi's all "well, if she fights us, we'll fight her" which I suppose is a good attitude to take in a war with an uncertain future.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I'm beginning to think Ronwey might not be the best guy at wars, you guys.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, this is going to be interesting. There's an actual peoples' resistance, taking troops away from the nobility's war?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Oh, there are regional variants of birdman?

...now I'm just imagining Alola Form generic class sprites.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Pretty sure most Geneva Code style medics don't switch-hit as luminous death rays.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Hm yes let us go bend the knee to the people who razed our childhood home this will surely end amicably for all involved.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
For maximum war crimes potential, we have to let Duke Baddecisions continue to make them.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

tithin posted:

After playing the next map I may need to grind a bit, Jesus.

I've gone from slaughtering without any drama to being steamrolled.

Yeah, that's how I remember the game. This battle might have been a warning they were stepping things up?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
And we're going to wind up playing Dueling Resistances, now? What's the endgame, here?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I love how Duke Baddecisions doesn't even see this coming.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
So we're taking orders from Vyce even though he wants to kill us? Is that's what happening here?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Wow, that's a big place. Is that supposed to replace lining up and beating hell out of your own party again and again for "training"?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
We refuse to ask for help defending this stronghold and its inherent pile of enemy reinforcements because HONOR!

Whoof. Well, I suppose given the choice between honor and rampant backstabs I'd rather have honor.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, it's nice to see the old castellan is kind of accepting about this whole thing. I suppose he's got a very keen sense of what he can accomplish on his own.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, poo poo. Makes me wonder how the rest of the castle thinks. Did that little act put all the people in the dungeons more at ease with joining us, too?

They were a class act, those guys. Let's hope history remembers them well.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
So not everybody recognizes the Butcher of Golyat on sight?

I suppose we shouldn't turn down an advantage.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
So I guess the plan is to take the castle and then fight this battle the other way, when the besieging army returns to try and take it back?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Eh, fair enough. Who's actually going to believe hierophant took his own life?

And are they abandoning everybody to let Vyce run free?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, dang. Looks like we're fighting to be the law. ...this probably won't go over well with Vyse.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Undead do have an advantage in the swamps, don't they? Ghosts flow right over and skeletons are just fancy water gates when you get right down to it.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Eh, we've got healers we can actually control now. Have fun living in the castle!

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
How are we planning to lead the people? Haven't seen Levi firing up the crowds or anything.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
So that's it, then? The Galgastani military's taken care of, and the Bakram are the only ones left?

But Emptyquote's pretty much heading up Wallister defense on its own too, since the battle at Psionji? Vyce's popular front is nowhere to be seen?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Good lord that was a ton of dudes to murder. You'd think they'd be running away from the volcano.

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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

He's blind, which has exactly one mechanical effect: Evil Eye doesn't affect him, because he'll never lock gazes with a gorgon.

Huh. I would have thought there was more in the way of gaze attacks incoming.

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