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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mods?!?!!?!?!!?

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'll poke whatever the gently caress I want

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I didn't know Property Brothers memes were something I wanted, but here we are.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It was "Rock and/or Roll" you philistines.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

weak wrists big dick posted:

I don't think you guys realize how effectively you are advertising Pepsi for them

Who gives a poo poo?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Uh, yeah? Rhubarb next month, clams in August.

Those are clearly crawdads in August.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This one gets a laugh from me every time.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Synthwave sucks fat cocks

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Azhais posted:

That's just the injection mechanism, the rare dual syringe

Triple*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DicktheCat posted:

Keep the antiques comin'. I'm gonna wake up my husband giggling over thus poo poo.

Is there a gallery of these somewhere? I need to share them.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Namaer posted:

Sith is an anagram for tshi, which means "disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat, makes you think.

Fixed

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

UWBW posted:

Subtle.

Help me see the Loss.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BACtexoUcrY

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What kind of uneducated moron doesn't think a submarine sandwich is a sandwich?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ToxicSlurpee posted:

It's a hoagie, drat it.

It has sandwich right in the name!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
We just don't know.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MizPiz posted:

idgi, did Mark Hamill become a political philosopher?

Thats the meanest thing anybody gas ever said about Mark Hamil.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dungeon Ecology posted:

yes how dare you assume xer gender identity by xer just happening to appear to be female

thats it ur out of the woke rear end liberals club

drat, this is a cool and original joke.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ak Gara posted:

If someone asks "how do I LMGTFY" and you respond by posting a lmgtfy link to lmgtfy.com, do they get mad, say thanks, or watch the internet implode itself?

You tell me.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Foot fetishes are gross.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This works amazingly well.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

trapped mouse posted:

Over a year later after "history of japan" Bill Wurtz finally released a sequel: "history of the entire world, i guess"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

Too... Spicy... :negative:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Is there a height chat thread?

I want to dunk on some manlets figuratively and literally.

Yes, in GBS.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ultrabindu posted:

What's wrong with velcro? :ohdear: I've hosed up, haven't I?

That depends, are you 7?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BonHair posted:

I will be sure to mention this to uncool people like rockstars and astronauts who use velcro all the time. Sticking things to other things nonpermanently is cool and good in space and on stages.

You are at neither of those places, and never will be.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Why does the barrel have those holes cut in the side? wouldnt that just make the shells fly in every direction? or is that the point of a machine gun?

That's the barrel shroud, it encircled the barrel to protect the user from accidentally touching a hot barrel and injuring themselves, while still allowing airflow to cool it.
:goonsay:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

syscall girl posted:


One of them might involve fishmech

How can you have a picture of an AI?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

It was ours to begin with.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Didn't label them Yeunglings. 0/10

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Phlegmish posted:

Trump's the least scummy one of the three, if you can believe it.

Wrong. He's just a little better at hiding it.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MNIMWA posted:

My supervisor told me to start using Latex, and I was like haha yeah man will do but it confused the poo poo out of me when I tried so I'm sitll using word like knucklehead i guess

My supervisor told me to use latex too but then sent me home when I showed up in a full body gimp suit.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

El Burbo posted:

How the heck do you pronounce it then

By giving yourself a wedgie.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Bloop posted:

1 Amy Schumer is a comedian.
2 not all people are going to find every comedian funny

Therefore
3 shut the gently caress up goons Jesus Christ

But the world has to know that goons think she is both unfunny and unfuckable!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

She steals jokes constantly from small time comics in case you need a legit reason to hate her.l

Who gives a poo poo?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

RagnarokAngel posted:

Its the libertarian flag.

Anarchist-Capitalist, to be more precise.



oldpainless posted:



She's a fantastic actress

You know it's really hard for giraffes to get work in Hollywood and I won't denigrate her for taking the roles she can get.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
gently caress you meme thread. I didn't want to learn it this way. :(

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I thought we were all here to make friends?!?!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ak Gara posted:

Even that is important, that it's recorded that the whitewashing was done/attempted. Place them in a museum with a plaque reading "Histories greatest cunts" or something. Moving a statue or book elsewhere is okay, destroying them and pretending they never existed is what I don't like.

You're free to go see them at the local landfill where they belong. I mean, you do know that the servers for Robert E Lee's Wikipedia page is not stored in his statues, right? History is not being erased by taking down the things that were meant to scare black people into knowing their place.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hyperlynx posted:

Melt 'em down and re-cast them as commemorative toilet bowls, with plaques on 'em so everyone knows what they did.

Those poor janitors that would have to clean the literal shitstorms every night...

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Everyone should be forced to drink Nazi hurting juice and then we punch everyone who says ow oof ouch

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