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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Hyperlynx posted:

If a joke is so bad you can't tell it apart from ordinary idiocy, it's not worth making.

alternatively if you can't tell an obvious joke like that from ordinary idiocy it might be due to the idiocy in you are own head ?

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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hard counter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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ahahaha drat

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Memento posted:

Bethesda "accidentally" made the release of one of the old Doom games on switch require internet connectivity and a Bethesda account to play. They're rolling it back, but how the gently caress do you code a complicated online authorisation system and implement it into a ~20 year old game "accidentally" - unless that's a cover for "we were called on our bullshit and are deleting it".

doom is closer to 30 years old lol

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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MunchE posted:

Right, like the pretending here that it isn't "lol qanon was correct that Hillary clinton is a murderer" isn't the underlying bit of repeating the obvious poo poo everyone already believes about Epstein is almost as annoying as how loving terribly unfunny it is

there are seven verbs in this backalley abortion of a sentence

do you smell toast

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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on weeks with Monday off you’re not halfway through until you clock out on Wednesday

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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NGL jakeP deserved that perma for spouting that stupid poo poo about lawsuits and bragging about chargebacks but closing that thread was an insanely bad move, by the mods, who are bad

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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yo thank you for the toki pona posts, I had never heard of it and it’s extremely my jam (last weekend I wrote a lovely free microgame for studying languages, it’s seriously right up my alley)

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Has anyone who isn't a complete moron ever tried to create an artificial human language?

isn’t your native language literally one of the most difficult in the world

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Fister Roboto posted:

As far as laugh track sitcoms go, I remember liking the Drew Carey show a lot as a teenager. I'll have to see if it still holds up.

Good luck - it's a pain to find anywhere, it doesn't stream and I think only the first season was ever released on DVD.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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That’s a bad analogy since those were an answer to a question nobody had and not a question the work shoved in your face with spooky music cues before the credits rolled each week.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Elviscat posted:

The use of that slur is definitely meant to defame the one using it, rather than the one it's directed towards, as the whole song's sung from the perspective of a music exec, and meant to be derogatory to said exec.

The radio edit and live version leave it out, which is good and doesn't detract from the song though.

ah yes, music executives, famous for hauling microwave ovens and color TVs, right

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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ive never been at a house in America where you keep your shoes on, if you’re asked to as a guest it is an extremely unsubtle way for the host to say “do whatever you’re here for and get the hell out”

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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two scientists walk into a bar

“I’ll have an H2O.”

“Ooh, that sounds good, I’ll have water also.”

The first scientist looks angry and disappointed and storms off, muttering “...next time...” under his breath.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

You could also live in the UK where (currently) you can eat as many raw eggs as you want because we more or less wiped out salmonella.

That's not really why raw eggs are safer in the UK - in the US, most eggs are washed which removes a protective layer and allows microbes to infect the egg.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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FFT posted:

HARRUMPH HOW COULD A FROG KNOW THAT IT'S WEDNESDAY ANYWAY, IMMERSION BROKEN

You know that's a slur against the French, right? Reported.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Knormal posted:

Get a decent browser losers.

Or do the Forums not embed WebP? I've never tried.

Edit: Ah I see, Imgur doesn't support WebP. The Forums seem to handle it fine, here's a Google test image.


i can see this just fine on safari on an iphone

it’s incredible how much some users talk out their assholes

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Imagine having feelings because some pixels did a dance and said "Imma communist, Kim" *fatally shits pants*.

i remember you having some pretty hilarious feelings about a certain perk in fallout NV

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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was not expecting ….those in the replies. wtf. (nsfw if you click through)

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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reminder that jk is the absolute worst

Rockman Reserve has a new favorite as of 18:58 on Feb 8, 2023

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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bobs burgers airdasher anime fighting game

I would totally play it, probably main Gretchen

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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how the gently caress did you get a screenshot of my Amazon account how the gently caress do I fix my algorithm recommendations

all it needs are some little toy synth/sequencer things, buy one or two teenage engineering POs and suddenly you are clearly obsessed with beep boop music forever in the eyes of the machines

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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punk is dead so they’re both posers

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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WithoutTheFezOn posted:

If by some chance this is serious, it’s neither. “Colombian” in the 70s meant weed, usually the strain “Colombian Gold”.

ive never heard weed referred to like that even from contemporary sources but your username and title leave me inclined to defer to your expertise on this particular subject

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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goddamn lmfao

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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amazing username+av+post combo

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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wait

wait

wait

is this the girl from like...the first chapter of Dangan Ronpa v3? because beyond the sheer insanity on full display here, that is also a staggering failure to like, actually absorb the plot or themes of the game, which can be summed up as "your obsession with anime murder games is loving weird and terrible and unhealthy, cut it out"

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Karate Bastard posted:

Don't forget the purity laws. You have to make sure the beer is really clean before you pour wine and cola and egg and jagermeister and worcestershire sauce and clamato into it.

generally a poor choice to bring up German purity laws in the meme thread

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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i literally can't understand what's going on in this thread right now. are people really getting all huffy and claiming misgendering when the meme itself refers to terry as he/him all the time? is this a bit?


Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Somebody upset about genders? Go back to Kiwifarms I guess

what is even going on lmao

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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ernest scared stupid is an A+ Halloween movie and we usually have it on a tv somewhere (followed by like, tucker and Dale vs evil and cabin in the woods and other goofy poo poo) at our halloween parties

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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CPColin posted:

Still waiting for John Cena to reboot the Ernest franchise

i…I never thought about this before but now desperately want it. Why have you cursed me with such unattainable desires?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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PKMN Trainer Red posted:

We can make it still happen, but you're gonna have to pretend to be really sick, and really young.

no, no, Ernest, not Star Trek

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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Grassy Knowles posted:

I understand the idea, but I can’t see it

have you seen Peacemaker? the guy does cartoonishly campy weird doofus really well

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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FFT posted:

Counterpoint: I think it's useful and important to push back against right wing assholes in public. Especially when/if they assume you should be on their side (because you're also a white man, for instance)

Related to the "don't let nazi skinheads feel like they can hang out at your bar because they'll start bringing their friends and then suddenly you're running a nazi skinhead bar" story I can't find right now

yeah uh this is a nice sentiment but as someone who isn’t a straight white man….no. just nah. sorry but i ain’t looking to futilely try to educate every rear end in a top hat being an rear end in a top hat. feel free to have fun with that if you have the energy but for a lot of us there’s a ton of social exhaustion and survivalism inherent in the question.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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his character in the Buffy movie is explicitly based off of his porno theater mugshot lmao

RIP to a legend

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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maybealabia posted:

Goddamn it, shinji

jesus christ lmao

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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zoux posted:

They don't, only crossword puzzle constructors do.

I used to think John Lithgow was a super fascinating and cool guy and then he made a crossword where he spelled “cockswain” as “coxun”. So now we’re enemies. He’ll pay for his crimes.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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tag urself i'm corgi hat update

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

im uterus bridge.PNG

i meant from the screenshot not irl

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