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DiggityDoink posted:I had a cat, Bender ("Boner", because the first day we got him, he went spread eagle, licking his red rocket), who would both bite and lick my fingers at the same time.  unrelated: 
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Randaconda posted:I knew I was gettin' old when I started enjoying mowing the lawn. I'm really old, but I've never been able to abide that poo poo. I wanna turn the whole front yard into a vegetable garden, just so I don't have to mow it
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Both of an ex's parents and three of her grandparents used a middle name instead of their first name. The remaining grandparent used one of his two middle names instead of his first name. They were poorish white southern Americans. meme unrelated: 
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DACK FAYDEN posted:B^U, his arms wide 
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One good thing that Penn State did in re football during the Paterno era was make sure that the players were students, too. They didn't get bullshit classes, and if they flunked one of your classes, there was no blowback, like I've heard of at other Big Sportsball Schools. One bad thing they did was allow a pedophile unfettered access to campus facilities while covering up his hideous crimes. Perfectly unbalanced.
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SpacePig posted:Buffcoat and Beaver RIP in peace Uncle Fritz
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I just watched all of Community for the first time, and somehow accidentally skipped this episode so I saw it last, but now I finally have seen the source for this .gif well, that's my story. god bless
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dialhforhero posted:I get a little irked that it’s not “sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens.” if this is going to be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potaties
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TVs Ian posted:Is that similar to how banana flavor is based off a near-extinct banana variety and not the current, widely-available bananas? It turns out this one isn't true... they just use the banana esters, which may taste more like the Gros Michel, but if they do it's just by chance edit: 
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Tell me something awful. 
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I think this is only the second time I've seen a meme in this thread from a FB group.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:You're in luck. I should've said "from an original-memes FB group," but also 
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mysterious frankie posted:At least in Judaism god will be like, “ya got me, kid” if you successfully interpret religious law in your favor. Like there are literal stories of people getting god on technicalities and he at very least begrudgingly accepts they got the goods. 
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a precocious baby on an NBC sitcom in 18 months: "OK boom-boom"
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Trebuchet King posted:Boomer...is a MAN with a  
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:It’s insane to me that you could look at a temperature scale positioned around the temperatures water boils and freezes at and go ‘THIS IS BULLSHIT’ like what is the F scale actually even meant to represent? I’m genuinely curious bc I didn’t grow up with it so maybe there’s a reason why it’s so fuckin weird and arbitrary, or rather why it isn’t he set 0 as the coldest thing he could measure (a mixture of salt and ice). water freezes at 32 and boils at 212, so despite the apparently arbitrary numbers, there are 180 degrees in between. 100 is human body temperature, except that he hosed up and it's actually 98.6. it's a human-based scale, like a lot of the standard/imperial/American units. plus that stuff about 69 and 420. also  Chintu you piece of poo poo
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:The other thing to remember is that 14 British pounds is like 25 US. also  Chintu you piece of poo poo
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Chintu you piece of poo poo  Chintu you derivative piece of poo poo
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Funwaa you piece of poo poo  Chintu you piece of poo poo
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