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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Paladinus posted:

Jönkänёndёnёn.

No it's ketästäkänköhäisin.

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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Jerry Cotton posted:

I can't stop listening to Classical Gas and Cheeki Breeki Bandit Radio Orchestral Cover on Youtube help.

I got ya fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgw1yEcWpTU

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Jerry Cotton posted:

But... that's terrible :confused:

Oh wait sorry,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPQYiZU8Ets

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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What the hell is this fish thing and why is it in the memes now?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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axolotl farmer posted:

it's from the Star Mans reboot

Oh.

I thought it was a weird picture of a fish or something.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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lil' drill bits and screws

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Calaveron posted:

Why’d steamed hams get so popular anyway

because despite all its flaws it's a sublime scene.
Consider already the very first line superintendent Chalmers says to Skinner.
"Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions."
It's an insult right away, but Skinner is determined not to let it ruin his chances of making a good impression, despite it seeming like all is lost so he greets the superintendent with a cheerful greeting.
But Chalmers is still in a bad mood, and as Skinner goes to check on the roast all seems for naught as his roast is on fire, until he gets the idea to go to krustyburger and disguise that food as his own cooking, however Chalmers nearly catches him in the act.
Now here is where the genius of the scene starts to dawn on you, as Skinner is over-eager to please he has neglected to turn off his oven (this will have a payoff later, just keep this in mind for later) and there is smoke coming out of the oven. Chalmers asks why this is, but Skinner claims it to be steamed for they are to be having steamed clams, despite the house at this point obviously smelling like burnt roast Chalmers accept this answer.
Chalmers, now convinced, returns to the dining room as Skinner buys burgers, then enters with them into the dining room and says "I hope you're prepared for mouth-watering hamburgers."
Then, the well known exchange takes place, I won't repeat the lines here, but there is a part where Chalmers states "and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."
Now then, here is the interesting part of this. Chalmers had seen what he thought was smoke but then was convinced was steam, because Skinner said he was making steamed clams despite the fact that the house was smelling like burnt roast.
But now he is eating grilled hamburgers?
Obviously Chalmers has suffered some kind of mental breakdown and is no longer able to distinguish reality from fantasy.
Then he sees the fire in the kitchen but he doesn't know for sure what is going on there so he asks. And is convinced that there is aurora borealis, at this time of year at this time of day and located entirely within Skinners kitchen. He asks to see it to assure his mind but he is refused and instead opts to leave.

So despite the glaring flaw where Chalmers takes a bite of the burger but then shows it off to Skinner and there being no bite-mark on the burger patty itself, this might be the best scene in family guy.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Rough Lobster posted:

Why would anyone ever go to a sex store anymore when you can have dozens of dildos shipped discreetly to your place of residence in just days via Amazon?

try before you buy, duh.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I can't tell if those are real or not.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Is this from like a Finnish market?
Been a while since I've visited one.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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This is bullshit you can't have a Warframe mod, a shotgun mod, a pistol mod AND a melee mod on the same thing man, come on man.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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nickhimself posted:

Just eat the pizza

BUT HOW?!?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Karate Bastard posted:

Hey guys. It just occurred to me. How does the water get back up?

This is a disaster waiting to happen!

it obviously rains.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I wanna fuckin die.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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kiitoksia neuvosta.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lC0iEnUTBc

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Here is that swedish poo poo I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr3RUHuS_Lk

It is made with ejay markoolio edition though.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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It's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrjK-92Qa5E

but instead is borist jonston.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Hell yeah gay sexy spiders!

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Elfface posted:

With four bombs, and a bag of cum.

well he is a porn star, so the bag of cum shouldn't be surprising.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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What's with all these harry potter memes all of a sudden?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Relatable, let's gently caress.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Just Offscreen posted:

Nature is amazing though.

Yeah, amazingly bad at making my brain make happy juice.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Morn is most competent character in all of start trek

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Huh, I remember watching some live action mulan movie earlier and I can't recall if it was bad or not.

All I remember is at one point there's something called "the poison dragon" or some poo poo and it's like a mist or storm of green poison gas or something. The question is, is this new disney thing worse than something I can't really remember?
Probably yes.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Ok, so if after the gender reveal party they mess up the circumcision do I have a new gender reveal party or?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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KDdidit posted:

Protip: if you want a bunch of giftcards at your/your wife's shower don't announce what the baby's going to be. Many people would much rather fork over the cash than risk buying anything in the "wrong" color, or god forbid, buy something in a neutral color.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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dialhforhero posted:

Is that Swedish?

No, it's julmust.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Let's try to assign logic to star trek, a series in which the most dangerous missions are handled personally by all the most important bridge crew members instead of, like, the security guys or whatever.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

It was a feeling as though 3.7 billion dicks all cried out in pain.

Because a crab was pinching them.

big crab.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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alexandriao posted:

Professional Quandary: If you're not forklift certified, you can't drive the forklift. But if you're forklift certified, you're not allowed to do the jump :(

This is again where the rich win as they simply purchase a black market forklift to stunt with in their giant empty warehouses set aside for forklift stunting.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I was gonna write a joke about this until I saw who you quoted and oof.jpg is quite correct.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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help ham?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Dunno what all this anime nonsense is but I'm pretty sure it's hentai actually.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Man not only did that show get like 50 seasons they even made spin-off comics of it? Jeeze, talk about stomping a franchise into the ground.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Solar Tornado posted:

Haha, ye- 460 years ago?

it's an old meme

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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The guy who invented america?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I've listened to this way too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQsDFxTSU4

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4

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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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SpacePig posted:

This is strange to me because Worf had a son and a wife and neither of them are the people pictured.

e: hell, Dax's hair isn't all that different from Peggy's.

But worf was married to troi first.

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