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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Vashro posted:

she still got that hank hill butt

You could hang a plum bob off the back of her head an it wouldn't hit nothin but the ground I tell you hwat.

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I have no idea who bean dad is or what he did to apparently kerplow his own lovely internet stardom but watching his friends turn on him was really funny for some reason.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Kheldarn posted:

It was staged.

Price Waterhouse Cooper would never sanction such chicanery.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Welp I learned something new today.

This may be apocryphal but I've heard that the adverb gingerly comes from the practice of doing this to horses.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Heath posted:

They're mostly calcium actually

I have some pedantry that is gonna blow your mind.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok so you're introverted?



What a weird humblebrag.

It don't impress-a me much

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Glottis posted:

ah yes, an image where someone is flexing their entire face to make fun of someone who can't flex half their face

Too bad it isn't the bottom half.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Idk where else to post this and I know how much yall love cum: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Eligibility_cum_Entrance_Test_(Undergraduate)

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

:classiclol:

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

ShoogaSlim posted:

bc SNL panders to the lowest common denominator of comfortably living white affluent millennials who see their political opposition (which has no actual impact on their daily life in any way) as a conveniently bundled easy target to lambast on social media for clout

SNL is Boomer Lawrence Welk

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

kazil posted:

you all are using the OLD alphabet song, gotta get with the times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7v0HqejXE

Lemme hip you to this bop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljOzkWEMV2E

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I don't tip for counter service above 5%. Table service starts at 20.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Warbird posted:

What about bottle service

Everywhere I've worked we auto-grat'd em but I guess 20%

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Sagebrush posted:


Also why Taylor Swift? I haven't heard that she has a slutty reputation or anything. Seems pretty wholesome actually?

She's a fallen angel. Remember when she was a country singer aimed squarely at Karens and 12 year olds?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Bernadette I have to ration out because I think if I binged her whole channel I'd literally fall in love with her.

So clever, so wan

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

you say that now, but if you actually lived with her you'd probably go completely insane after the twentieth time she took the entire day off to do the laundry because she insisted on doing it in a washtub full of ammonia heated in a fireplace

We obviously have never met. Hi, I'm Borscht.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

i've never seen you post before, so you must be pretty uncool

10 years ago someone told me to "lurk more" so I did. Now I'm back, baby

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
https://imgur.com/a/5e3O3mK.jpg

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
This strikes me to my core.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Mass effect taught me that when you make evil choices your face gets all cracked and glow-y and cool

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

pika pika

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Dry shington.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
https://youtu.be/T_LyBNv4ykI
The only Tesla I wanna drive

:rock:

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I would only accept two ways of that movie ending:
1. The bear is defeated by a park ranger consuming an equal amount of cocaine and fighting it because cocaine =Popeye spinach
2. Bear eats peyote and transcends reality

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
When I lived in de bush we would listen to this at Christmas. https://youtu.be/qw8EBskkXX8 and it has always stuck in my head.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
https://youtu.be/1PJr3TJnQrg

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Live sicko reaction:

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

PittTheElder posted:

It's absolutely "akkio". You can trace the etymology on Wiktionary if you're so inclined. Roman Latin c is basically always English k sound; the whole c = s or ch thing doesn't start until Ecclesiastical Latin has diverged significantly.

The killing curse in Harry Potter is "abra kadabra" with the b's switched to V's. Everything about it is lazy and for babies

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

SpacePig posted:

Woke mob tries to convince us that time is a construct and Wednesday doesn't mean what we all know it means! We all know a Wednesday when we see it! Ask a woke moralist what a Wednesday is and they won't be able to tell you! But we all know what a Wednesday is!

I could definitely see morons on the internet digging trenches for months in the next battle of the culture war: Wednesday

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Cartoon Man posted:

Sam Neil’s gonna be next.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sam-neill-reveals-hes-being-193310180.html

Who we gonna meme him with when he goes?

Did sam Neil beat his wife or something? Or did I just find my dark humor line of unfunnyness

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

mind the walrus posted:

I'm going to be optimistic and guess that dude didn't read the article and find out that Sam Neill announced he's got Stage Three blood cancers, and it's some obtuse attempt to joke about whether he was "canceled" or not.

I was wondering why cartoon man would be so cold as to speculate if sam Neil would be "next" which I did not think was funny.
I'm extremely pro sam Neil being alive

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
So you can buy avs for other people and everyone thought you couldn't tell who bought an av but you actually can? So someone named rats bought an av for themselves to look like they were being persecuted by bigots (not sure why) and got caught?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
So what is red text? When you buy a av for someone else is the text red?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Cool. Gotcha. #justiceforjussie

Now what does tane mean?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

CainFortea posted:

No, you're thinking of dopler shifting.

The red text isn't actually red. It's just NotBlue and NotGreen combined.

:hmmyes:

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Unironically a good way to cap off a night on the town

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

burexas.irom posted:

Diesel and white wine + thick peach juice

Now we're talking

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Velocity Raptor posted:

They're trying to make it much worse.



They ran out of legroom to take away, so now they're removing faceroom. And you know the upper level seats are like 2x the price of the lower ones.


E:

Just post the url. If it ends in .mp4, it will embed (but not in the preview)

I mean, we are all going to have to deal with worse if we want to stop global warming. Isn't air travel a huge offender despite only relatively rich people taking it regularly?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Ranter posted:

If it's not a co op, rip off that shop

gently caress co ops. I'll steal from them too

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
The button on that is :kiss:

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