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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



That's not a gecko :mad:

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Chard posted:

My parents got me a little blue 'swimming pool' birthday cake when I was small, and apparently I poo poo blue for like a week plus. I can only imagine the gastrointestinal choas eating one of those hurricane cakes would inflict.
Don't worry, they'll be dead!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

trapped mouse posted:

Hey, someone made a different map a while ago, but did it real try hard



See more on the website: http://fakeisthenewreal.org/reform/
I enjoy that unlike every other big city which gets to be its own name, Chicago is in the state of Gary.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That's a pretty biig boog, all things considered, but I like it.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Man you guys are late on the laundry pod thing, it's already been mainstream internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM6wanZOLtk

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Detective No. 27 posted:

Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze got announced for Switch, and it comes with a new mode! Seems some other games are getting the new mode patched in too.






Is it a NEW FUNKY MODE or a FUNKY NEW MODE come on people!?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Shai-Hulud posted:

Is there really room for improvement in oral sex? When do you reach the point where you have your donger in a womans mouth and just think "meh, this just doesn't do it for me anymore. i wish there was some sort of fruit involved".
"This needs more acid involved."

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Jesus Christ people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_forest

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Phlegmish posted:

Yeah people should really recognize that one, though it is funny that everyone takes it as a normal Jamesman post
Yeah, the "dog in pantyhoes" meme that led to someone putting that anime quote on one of the pics was pretty popular for a while. Justice for Jamesman.

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=dog+pantyhose

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Agent355 posted:

Nobody just has hair grow matted.
What about people named Matt?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That looks really uncomfortable for his neck.

And that chair isn't suitable for sitting at that computer for long periods.

I'm very concerned about this man's orthopedic health.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Apr 24, 2018

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

If you don't subscribe to the "one big pile" method.

I apologize.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

canyoneer posted:

Elephants was the free one they sent in the mail. Did you really have a zoobooks subscription?

Me neither
I did. There were only something like 12 issues, then after that they start over and send you issue #1 again. Apparently they never figured on anyone renewing.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Now we'll never know.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

well goddammit Danny, you're just as stubborn as a mule and I don't reckon i can think of a folksy way to end this sentence


Holy poo poo, hamdingers are a real thing!?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Android Apocalypse posted:


Yeah Maise Williams isn’t a blonde so sue me
Aren't you a little wide for a TIE pilot?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Blind Rasputin posted:

The original english/Germanic numerals we’re developed along similar lines. The number represents the number of angles present in the numeral.

I was going to make fun of them having to add that little tail to the 5 to make this work, then I got to the 7.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

It is with great sadness that I must report the end of an era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAnKl7862qc

Edit: Also the end of page 692

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Yestermoment posted:

I don't know what this is, but I feel like I missed out on something beautiful.
It was Wednesday, my dude.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy3-VH7qrUZ5IVq_lISnoccVIYZCMvi-8

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sponge Baathist posted:

Those letters have accents
Not in America they don't :patriot: :911:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Zereth posted:

I don't think we've ever gotten a clear answer as to exactly what the Koopalings are other than "Not Bowser's Kids".
Don't believe Nintento's retcon lies.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

thanks therapist skeletal

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

He's the guy who did it to them.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CPColin posted:

And that's the end of our weekend!
Holy poo poo, someone else remembers that. Truly an underrated classic.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Screaming Idiot posted:

also that movie is the literal definition of uncanny valley holy gently caress
I take it you haven't seen the Alita: Battle Angel trailer yet? It makes this Pokemon movie look like kids' stuff.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

2018:

Who What Now posted:

Who the gently caress did they think was going to buy jars of blood? For what? Who wants a jar full of rancid blood?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Paladinus posted:

If there are only like 200 of them left and they are completely isolated from everyone else, they'll die out in several generations due to inbreeding. RIP.
Actually they're pretty much hosed already.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/21/asia/andaman-nicobar-us-missionary-killed-intl/index.html

quote:

The island, North Sentinel Island, is inhabited by the Sentinelese, who are protected under Indian law. Just more than a dozen people are officially thought to live on the remote island in the Andaman and Nicobar archipelago.
Better Christianize them quick.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Also anything that kind of looks like a nipple, and by that I mean all circles.
Circle?

This is very concerning.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

oh dope posted:

Personally, I make a distinction, but it's semantics at that point
You can't be very accepting if you're antisemantic.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I'm too lazy, but someone do this one.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I was wondering about that - they had a rainforest exhibit at the aquarium and there was a sign saying there were poison dart frogs (didn't see any though) and thought that seemed a little dangerous.
Poison dart frogs are very popular in the pet trade now and are 100% non-toxic if raised in captivity.
http://market.kingsnake.com/index.php?cat=123

I still wouldn't lick one though, because it's still a frog and that would be gross.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

my toilet broke and i had to get a new one and for some reason at the store they advertise toilets by the number of golf balls they can flush



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-whLdHYgPwA

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Leda

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

Each day, on the set of her show “Better Things,” the director and actor Pamela Adlon retreats to a small room while the cast and crew eat lunch. She turns off the lights, shuts down her phone, removes her pants and her bra, and lies face down on a couch.
I misread this opening sentence as

quote:

Each day, on the set of her show “Better Things,” the director, and actor Pamela Adlon, retreat to a small room while the cast and crew eat lunch. She... removes her pants and her bra, and lies face down on a couch.
I was thinking drat, she really does follow after Louis CK.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Everyone always talks about Longcow, but no one ever addresses Tallutilitybuilding.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Very accurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7VBVpl1SY

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sockser posted:

The titans do not have genitals

Or even nipples
Buddy, you just lost yourself a sale.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

He prances with werewolves?

:confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzjsBU1Jqv0&t=49s

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I guess now we know how Russia can make so much vodka, if their potatoes are that big.

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