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beanieson posted:Man this would make a loving awesome tattoo I know, it owns so hard McSpergin posted:I tried to find prints of it on AliExpress for my apartment So, uh, we're you successful? Son of Rodney has a new favorite as of 15:25 on Apr 15, 2020 |
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The flaming lip posted:gently caress people born on the 19th, then That's means you're luna luna
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The offspring did a cover of joe exotics "here kitty kitty". 2020 is a flaming pile of garbage but it's still absolutely wild. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTPJ4PTqpDI
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Evilreaver posted:
Only good one so far lmao
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Now someone do a "what is your meme" generator and we can finally burn this thread to the ground and start anew. I'm here come dat moon moon!!! O poo poo whaddup
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dialhforhero posted:Thank you. Please feel free to also crosspost this to the Ask/Tell Languages German thread (Deutschspragige Goons) Okay ill do it in a bit! Here's the second half:       And finally one from my hometown: 
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OwlFancier posted:Is the joke that that's a Fagot in german? Clarinette Also there's a second t in Fagott
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    Every time someone posts those unfunny ai memes I'm gonna post something even worse German humor
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Man I wish I had paid attention in hyper-history I forgot all of that happening
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Apr 27, 2020 13:20
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dialhforhero posted:The hell are you talking about. This Sonic one is golden and it doesn’t matter what language it’s in. Just change the Netto to your regional brand. My comment was another classic German joke höhöhö
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:Are we still doing German memes? There is a meme format I enjoy, but since not everyone speaks German I translated it so that we can all enjoy Ahahaha I didn't even know the Ariel one Did my own, fits right into the ai meme format 
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Apr 28, 2020 09:38
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Dabir posted:I don't get it Warum steht ein Pils im Wald? Na weil die Tannen zapfen.
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Apr 28, 2020 13:10
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wizzardstaff posted:Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Dude I had to slam my phone down after I almost finished the first word, you can't show something that dangerous to a German, Jesus Christi!
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Apr 28, 2020 14:22
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Something is forbidden Well duh
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Apr 28, 2020 19:08
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Nur is only and Ofen is oven. It's neither very clever nor very funny but imo Germans love puns 
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Hate to ruin the fun, but the Winnie the Pooh ban is Xi Jinping, from China. I think that's the joke, it's written from the perspective of jinping the pooh
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OwlFancier posted:On the subject of things that are funny even when you can't tell whether they have any human intent behind them: German compound words. 
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      If y'all have enough of Kraut memes let me know I don't wanna poo poo up the thread or something
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Son of Rodney posted:
Most are pretty much not translatable but I tried, though as these things go the jokes are not funny if you have to explain them
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Duzzy Funlop posted:"Jüngstes Gericht" literally translates into "youngest meal" and therefore "most recent meal", not "court", you faux-Deutschbag. Yeah but Gericht is also a court of law so during Armageddon when God judges everything its the youngest court of law so that's why it's funny no really I swear
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I always think of Troy McClure saying the names in a Simpsons infomercial and it's very funny to me
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Some more German memes  Your dad when you turn on the light in the car at night "the enemy sees your light! Darken!"  Well 2020 is poo poo but at least there's light at the end of the tunnel Light at the end of the tunnel:  Me in 11th grade  I'm not a victim of consumption, I'm a 
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Oh boy that was a great bean burrito now I'm ready for my trip to Denmark, it's a nice day and I'm sure it will be a nice tri- BOLLE!
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LifeSunDeath posted:LOL, should juxtapose him with those comically large dick fool images from the era... I love that Pic so much, the woman is just delighted "oh boy, my delivery of monster dong has arrived! What a lovely surprise"
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Hollow Talk posted:
Thanks, I forgot to translate and was outside all day. Also oof I feel that one
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rap music posted:i don’t speak german  Sprich deutsch du hurensohn
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 "wake up!" My mom on a saturday *handshake* conspiracy theorists   "mom, can we have Billie eilish?" "we have Billie eilish at home" Billie eilish at home:  *me opening door of the house* All mosquitos in the are: "you smell so good"  When you see yourself of the screen in the supermarket  Please don't come too close You look best from afar (translations is pretty much you're the best looking guy here)   "are you sexually active?" "yes, I impregnate mucho" (this one is dumv as gently caress but i laughed so hey)
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dialhforhero posted:Love those every time thanks and maybe also crosspost to the Deutschsprachige Goons thread in the ask/tell Languages subforum. Aah, I was actually looking for that one a while back when you told me, didn't find it tho. Will do!
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 You see your girl in a car with another guy. It's just her brother. You live in alabamia  Time: 9.15 The clock  Almans (self depreciating name for Germans) : all Asians looks the same Also almans:  When everyone says age is just a number but you know it's a word "everybody but me is so stupid"  Brand new: water chemtrails   Baby steamer and mixer Oh God  When you already have autism but you still download tiktok  Germans making fun of American units Also Germans :"the tank is as long as two Volkswagen"  Imagine if you throw something and it doesn't come back This post was made by boomerang gang E: True, fixed Vvvvvvvvvvv Son of Rodney has a new favorite as of 19:55 on May 23, 2020 |
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I've just started my regular culture re-reading so this speaks to me. If there's more memes then please post em!
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Sagebrush posted:no it wouldn't. given an infinite universe containing some amount of matter, it is inevitable that a stone projected by a trebuchet into space in any direction will eventually intersect with a star. Not necessarily, due to increasing entropy stars will at some point cease to exist and all matter will turn into heath. A stone will at some point decay just the same but he might just never hit another piece of matter. E: that's right, heath, as in Heathcliff the lovable scamp we all grew to adore. What a great prospect!
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Memento posted:Yeah it's, uhh, it's not a joke about resolution. It's still good advice. This made me realize I'm still waiting for the n64 mini, which I am absolutely convinced will happen.
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