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Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

"O, Tank of the Lake, what is your wisdom?"

"The opposite of empty packaging lit. "empty good" is really bad lit. "full bad"

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oxford_town: Aug 6, 2009

Trevor Hale posted:

That documentary hated everyone involved on the American side except for that one soldier in the 50s that everyone in Vietnam loved who was gonna recommend we pull out of Vietnam and then accidentally got shot to death.

The US Army General said that if he was Vietnamese he would�ve fought for the north.

And, it might be my local biases, but somehow the Chicago cops come out looking like the worst group in that era.

PittTheElder posted:

Also Ken Burns' Vietnam is terrible. He spends next to no time talking about the conditions of the primary combatants (hint: it's Vietnamese people), or examining the structural issues within South Vietnam that caused the American effort there to fail, all in favor of basically producing A Boomer's History of Vietnam. Then he basically parrots the Republican party line about the war: "we totally won except that those faithless Democrats sold out South Vietnam at the last second".

these posts lend credence to ken burns' prediction that "A lot of people will think I'm a Commie pinko, and a lot of people will think I'm a right-wing nutcase"

ken burns "the war" is worth it for Daniel Inouye and Joe Medicine Crow's stories alone

and Ken Burns' The West is also good for N. Scott Momaday and others & its coverage of how Native Americans got hosed over at every turn

Here is a meme for the meme thread

# ? May 9, 2020 13:25

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

oxford_town posted:

It should be "piss plumber/urologist"

# ? May 9, 2020 13:29

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

"smegma miner" is one I've heard from the goon docs

# ? May 9, 2020 13:33

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

ChubbyChecker posted:

translations por favor

# ? May 9, 2020 13:42

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

necesitas disfrutar el meme en su h�bitat natural

# ? May 9, 2020 13:55

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

ok, I'm naked. now what?

# ? May 9, 2020 14:11

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zetsubou-san posted:

ok, I'm naked. now what?

now we do battle.

# ? May 9, 2020 14:55

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

LifeSunDeath posted:

now we do battle.

It seems you brought a knife to a spear fight.

# ? May 9, 2020 15:11

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

Dear Idiot:

The burden is not on her, but if she feels more strongly about it than I do, I would be happy to defer to her. This is a general sort of modus operandi of mine, which I can shorthand for you as "don't be a dick."

Eat my rear end,

Pastry of the Year

That's how you get gout.

# ? May 9, 2020 15:27

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 15:45 on May 9, 2020

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MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1259102569605083136?s=19

# ? May 9, 2020 15:48

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

The best I can figure on the See-Panzer is:

":Oh, Panzer of the Lake, what wisdon can you impart?"

"It's better to be empty than full"

Surely there's a pun, rhyme or alliteration I'm missing.

# ? May 9, 2020 16:11

Hollow Talk: Feb 2, 2014

Son of Rodney posted:

The RKI reports 1284 new infections, that is more than 1000 a day.

Standing dominoes - a hand - fallen dominoes.

Chain spray.

N24 (think History Channel) documentaries after midnight.

Captain Splendid already explained this one.

What's in this sausage? I can't tell, it's our mystery mince! (hack = mince)

Son of Rodney posted:

content:

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Hollow Talk posted:

content:

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Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Hollow Talk posted:

content:

Thanks, I forgot to translate and was outside all day. Also oof I feel that one

# ? May 9, 2020 16:30

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Son of Rodney posted:

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rap music: Mar 11, 2006

i don�t speak german

# ? May 9, 2020 16:53

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

rap music posted:

i don�t speak german

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjBLuTwT6mM

# ? May 9, 2020 16:55

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The tank one can�t be translated because it�s more of a malapropism play on words.

Leergut is your empty bottles to recycle.
Leer means empty and gut normally means good (in this compound word it does not though)

So the joke is voll (full) schlecht (bad).

It is only funny to a German speaker in this case.

It would be like saying internet � outer freedom or something.

dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 17:00 on May 9, 2020

# ? May 9, 2020 16:58

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

dialhforhero posted:

The tank one can�t be translated because it�s more of a malapropism play on words.

Leergut is your empty bottles to recycle.
Leer means empty and gut normally means good (in this compound word it does not though)

So the joke is voll (full) schlecht (bad).

It is only funny to a German speaker in this case.

It would be like saying internet � outer freedom or something.

so what you are saying is that is a pune, or play on words?

# ? May 9, 2020 17:04

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

rap music posted:

i don’t speak german

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn

# ? May 9, 2020 17:17

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

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gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

gleebster posted:

OH wtf, who now?

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Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

OH wtf, who now?

Li�l Richard

# ? May 9, 2020 17:33

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

LifeSunDeath posted:

OH wtf, who now?

Liberace

e;f,b by a no-fun haver :colbert:

# ? May 9, 2020 17:33

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

also roy of sigfried and roy

# ? May 9, 2020 17:34

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? May 9, 2020 17:41

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Lodin posted:

Lmao goddammit

# ? May 9, 2020 18:02

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? May 9, 2020 18:12

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

dialhforhero posted:

It would be like saying internet � outer freedom or something.

the opposite of microsoft office is macrohard onfire

# ? May 9, 2020 18:37

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

The Bloop posted:

Yup, that checks out

# ? May 9, 2020 18:45

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Dungeon Ecology posted:

the opposite of microsoft office is macrohard onfire

This is a perfect example

Unrelated:

# ? May 9, 2020 18:59

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Dear Idiot:

The burden is not on her, but if she feels more strongly about it than I do, I would be happy to defer to her. This is a general sort of modus operandi of mine, which I can shorthand for you as "don't be a dick."

Eat my rear end,

Pastry of the Year

Don�t sign your posts

# ? May 9, 2020 19:17