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The Pup Pope
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Pup*
*pronounced "pope"
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Mar 12, 2017 23:19
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Pope-peroni, original beef flavor
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Mar 12, 2017 23:20
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"The Pope has an amazing sense of smell and he can smell your dick from like 600 yards away so he knows for sure if you're a virgin or not."
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Mar 12, 2017 23:21
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the pope would eat dog food hahaha
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Mar 12, 2017 23:41
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the pope would eat dog food hahaha
lol
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Mar 12, 2017 23:45
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the pope would eat dog food hahaha
Note: This is contrast to his normal food (people).
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Mar 13, 2017 00:03
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That is to say, his normal food is people food instead of dog.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:04
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Edit: He would eat food served to people, not food served to dogs.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:04
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The above remains ambiguous. The Pope always eats food served to people, as he is a person. Food served to dogs would be eaten by dogs, but it might be the same food.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:04
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It is, however, possible that the pope would steal food (human) from a dog.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:05
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Again, I want to be clear. Human food, not human food. That is, food for, not of, humans. Unless the pope was a dog (see comic premise) in which case he might eat humans. Given the Vatican's occasionally unsavory (unsavoury) history, this would not be wholly out of character.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:05
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In conclusion:
The Pope (real) eats human food (food for humans, which may or may not be dog).
The Pope (comic) eats dog food (food for dogs, which may or may not be human).
Thank you for your patience at this trying time.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:07
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Pope looking at his nametag in the mirror: Woah.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:18
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wait do you mean a popedog like catdog??? where would it poop :/
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Mar 13, 2017 01:14
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wait do you mean a popedog like catdog??? where would it pope:/
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Mar 13, 2017 01:15
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You could play fetch with the Pope, if the pope was a dog.
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Mar 13, 2017 03:53
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Pope declares only some dogs go to heaven.
is this a hypothetical or is this just the way things have always been?
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Mar 13, 2017 05:14
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to be the Dog Pope, it is not enough to be a good boy; in the eyes of the Lord, you must be the Best Boy
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Mar 13, 2017 14:38
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The best boys go to a special gated park away from society to vote on who will become the next Dope (dog pope).
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Mar 13, 2017 20:09
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The best boys go to a special gated park away from society to vote on who will become the next Dope (dog pope).
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Mar 13, 2017 21:58
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In conclusion:
The Pope (real) eats human food (food for humans, which may or may not be dog).
The Pope (comic) eats dog food (food for dogs, which may or may not be human).
Thank you for your patience at this trying time.
*pretends to take notes but draws pope dog with a jetpack*
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Mar 14, 2017 04:33
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Dog Pope shits on the floor of the vestibule
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Mar 15, 2017 02:10
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I can't think of anything that would change if the pope was a dog, op.
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Mar 15, 2017 02:15
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*pretends to take notes but draws pope dog with a jetpack*
I am so waiting to see a Rushi tiny popedog with a jetpack.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 15, 2017 03:00
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All Catholic churches would have a doggie door.
Peeing on stuff would be a type of blessing.
Parishioners would get baptised in a flea bath.
Child sex allegations would still get swept under the rug.
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Mar 15, 2017 09:13
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We're not quite sure what he is. he looks a bit like a maltese but not really. he eats his own poop sometimes, is what you would say [studio audience chimes in] IF THE POPE WERE A DOG!
We can't let this happen again. Under no circumstances can the next Pope also be a dog. - what you might hear a Cardinal say if the current Pope were a dog
"The Pope is a dog" woudl be the headline in most major papers around the world, on the day it happened, if the pope was a dog.
Pope declares only some dogs go to heaven.
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Mar 15, 2017 09:30
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The pope would be unable to give edicts, or issue reassurance in times of world trouble, as he would be a dog. The pope would have no stance on gay rights.
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Mar 15, 2017 09:43
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The pope who was a dog (if he was) would be under-informed theologically and likely would have no strong background in scholarship. The dog pope wouldn't know thing loving one about the Nicene Creed. If you left the pope at home for too long, he would urinate somewhere. Baptising the dog would also be a gently caress and a half.
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Mar 15, 2017 09:46
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"Martin Luther? Thomas Aquinas? I don't know much about that. I'm just a dog." - enemy bishop doing a scathing impression of the dog pope that has all his peers furrowing their brows seditiously
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Mar 15, 2017 09:47
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Dog pope murdered as "Vatican City Coup" moves from discontent into bloodshed. Several key clerics indicated. The pope will be kept in a food grade freezer for two days until he can be incinerated, sources say.
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Mar 15, 2017 09:50
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The power of Christ compels you... to rub my belly.
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The Nazi gold in the Vatican vaults would be recast into doggie bowls.
He'd get kicked out of the Illuminati for tracking mud into the meeting chamber.
The last five popes have been lizards, might as well try a dog.
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The pope who was a dog (if he was) would be under-informed theologically and likely would have no strong background in scholarship. The dog pope wouldn't know thing loving one about the Nicene Creed. If you left the pope at home for too long, he would urinate somewhere. Baptising the dog would also be a gently caress and a half.
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Mar 15, 2017 13:42
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"Martin Luther? Thomas Aquinas? I don't know much about that. I'm just a dog." - enemy bishop doing a scathing impression of the dog pope that has all his peers furrowing their brows seditiously
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Mar 15, 2017 13:43
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You're trying to think of all the angles, if the Pope was a dog. Trying to anticipate the problems of having a dog Pope. Sun Tzu said that the best way to win a battle is before you ever reach the battlefield and you're committed to this concept of a dog Pope. Start by making sure the Cardinals are dog people and not cat people. Get the current Pope to say that dogs have souls. Bring Your Dog to Mass Sundays around the world. Start the process to get Lassie canonized and raise the profile of Saint Bernard. Classify the Iditarod as a pilgrimage. You've got a lot of good ideas, but here's what you need to understand: You can't possibly anticipate what would happen if the Pope was a dog and you shouldn't even try. Because it would be loving crazy if the Pope was a dog.
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Nate Silver: there is basically no way that a dog becomes Pope.
*after the dog becomes Pope*
Nate Silver: Between this and the Browns winning the Superbowl, I'm done. Stick a God drat fork in me. I'm making GBS threads bricks here, about having a dog Pope.
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