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He'd address the crowds naked.
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Mar 17, 2017 01:58
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What happens when mans best friend... Becomes man's HOLIEST pooch?! This dog bit off more than he can chew! Wise Vatican Janitor (Voiced by Ving Rhames): Them cats think you is all bark and no bite, you gotta show em' even though you a dachshund, you can be a rottweiler if you wanna be. Dog Pope (Voiced by Danny Devito): AHHHHHHH throw me a frickin bone here! Can he manage the ecclesiastical jurisdiction of the Holy Roman Catholic Church? Or will he end up in the DOG POUND?! *trombone slide* Find out this summer in, The Holy Fetcher! Starring Danny Devito and Ving Rhames |
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Mar 17, 2017 05:04
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if there can be a dog pope, then there could also be a cat pope, and maybe even a weed pope. haha, could you imagine? lol
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Mar 17, 2017 05:06
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cardinal: Hurry and get the pope, the mass is ready to begin. bishop: You dont expect him to actually give mass do you? Thats crazy! cardinal: why is that so crazy? is it because he's a dog? bishop: no! its because he's high as poo poo lol!
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Mar 17, 2017 05:09
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Piso Mojado posted:cardinal: Hurry and get the pope, the mass is ready to begin. |
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Mar 17, 2017 05:51
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Piso Mojado posted:cardinal: Hurry and get the pope, the mass is ready to begin. i hope they can find the popes skateboard!!! ---------------- |
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Mar 17, 2017 07:28
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Piso Mojado posted:cardinal: Hurry and get the pope, the mass is ready to begin. ---------------- |
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Mar 17, 2017 19:01
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cda posted:Nate Silver: there is basically no way that a dog becomes Pope. 
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Mar 17, 2017 19:17
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i'd pet the pope behind his papal ears
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Mar 17, 2017 23:03
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It's difficult to get Pope Dogedict to sit down and focus. He's easily distracted by bounding balls, rabbits and such. To be honest, we do most of the work while he's in the courtyard digging for bones. |
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Mar 18, 2017 01:01
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You might find yourself eating dog biscuits instead of communion wafers...if the pope was a dog. You might find yourself getting blessed by the Supreme Mastiff...if the pope was a dog. You might make a visit to Saint Paws Cathedral....if the pope was a dog. ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2017 01:03
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Q: How can you tell that Woodstock is a cardinal? A:The pope is Snoopy, who is a dog ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2017 01:07
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When the Pope passed away, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates. "Art thou hungry, Good doggy?" said God. "Always," the Pope replied. So God opened a can of dog food, which they shared. While eating this humble meal, the Pope looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, pastries and all kinds of good Human Food. Curious, but deeply trusting, he remained quiet. The next day God again invited the Pope to join him for a meal. Again, it was canned dog food. Once again looking down, the Pope could see the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles....all the best Human Food. Still he said nothing. The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of dog food was opened. The Pope could contain himself no longer. Meekly, he barked: "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the frisky, loyal life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is canned dog food and in the Other Place they eat all the Human Food! Forgive me, O God, but I just don't understand ... " God sighed: "Let's be honest, Pope-- for just two, does it really pay to cook?" ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2017 01:10
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Piso Mojado posted:cardinal: Hurry and get the pope, the mass is ready to begin. im quoting this again because i read it out loud and lol'd irl for a second time |
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Mar 18, 2017 02:45
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Mar 18, 2017 03:02
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so am i wrong to assume pope dog was elected by the college dog of cardinals |
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Mar 18, 2017 04:10
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What If The Pope Was A Dog And He Fought Aliens Let's Examine It Through This Semi-Popular Webcomic From 2002 That Is Still Archived On Keenspot |
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Mar 18, 2017 13:51
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Hey guys there's a cameo from the Sluggy Freelance crew in chapter 12, when Dog Pope meets Harry Potter. |
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Mar 18, 2017 13:52
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:so am i wrong to assume pope dog was elected by the college dog of cardinals This is a transitional period. The Vatican hopes to be 50% multispecies by 2020. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Hey guys there's a cameo from the Sluggy Freelance crew in chapter 12, when Dog Pope meets Harry Potter. Dogwarts. You're welcome for the premise of the next great BYOB thread. ---------------- |
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Mar 19, 2017 01:04
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What if Snoopy was the Pope. How would that change Charlie Brown's sufferings? What if all of the Peanuts characters were the Pope. What if Lucy's booth was a confessional? What if all our friends from the comics pages were the Pope?
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Mar 19, 2017 01:06
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What if either Nancy or Sluggo from Ernie Bushmiller's "Nancy" was the Pope?
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Mar 19, 2017 01:06
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cda posted:Dogwarts. You're welcome for the premise of the next great BYOB thread. edit: dogbledog |
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Mar 19, 2017 01:41
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Mar 19, 2017 01:47
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Space Taxi posted:dumblepaw |
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Mar 19, 2017 01:50
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what if the x-men were all the pope, they'd call them the p-men, as in p for pope, that's what. |
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Mar 19, 2017 04:34
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Popefessor X Popeverine Pope Popeclops Jean Paul Popeman Popeilee Pope Pope Popecrawler Popecat |
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Mar 19, 2017 04:43
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Ace of Baes posted:what if the x-men were all the pope, they'd call them the p-men, as in p for pope, that's what. I think they might call them the X-Popes ---------------- |
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Mar 19, 2017 05:00
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FactsAreUseless posted:Popefessor X Popocalypse Popeneto The Pope Blackpope Omegapope |
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Mar 19, 2017 05:04
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The cartoon makes a lot more sense once you realise he's catholic. Popeye |
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Mar 19, 2017 05:05
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You could make Pope cheese, if the Pope was a goat.
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Mar 19, 2017 05:04
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what if the pope was snoop dogg? |
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Mar 19, 2017 05:08
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Ace of Baes posted:what if the pope was snoop dogg? those would be some funny incense being burned! (I'm talking about W e e d 420 bitch!!!) |
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Mar 19, 2017 05:08
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Ace of Baes posted:what if the pope was snoop dogg? Impossible. ---------------- |
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Mar 19, 2017 21:23
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Piso Mojado posted:cardinal: Hurry and get the pope, the mass is ready to begin.
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In the name of the father, the son and the holey shoes. God dammit Sparky! Get back to the vestibule. Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Mar 23, 2017 |
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Mar 23, 2017 05:25
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Genuflect Ubu, genuflect. Good dog. |
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Pope Dogedict is still pooping behind the altar, but at least he is laying them out into crucifixes. |
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