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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Shameless bump with new games:

IN HEAVEN: when you murder your wife, you go to heaven, which is a very tiny mansion with doors that insult you repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JugpN3F1yvM

SILENT HILL TRIBUTE: Also a tribute to Parkinson's Disease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwWTwtKEYT0

DEVOTION: Our dead father asked us to come to his satanic cult hotel. How could we refuse?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPzaNpua8A

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necroid
May 14, 2009

gj with these new videos, jonathan is doing ok so far.

also why would it be a shameless bump if you're posting content in your own thread?!?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
all of my updates fill me with shame so it made sense to me

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

necroid posted:

gj with these new videos, jonathan is doing ok so far.

also why would it be a shameless bump if you're posting content in your own thread?!?
Because I feel guilty for some reason.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Lowtax posted:

Because I feel guilty for some reason.

That feeling's normal when posting on Let's Play.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
i miss the ones where you play with your daughter she is funny as gently caress

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
I like how your daughter burned you in the silent hill tribute video comments :3:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

I like how your daughter burned you in the silent hill tribute video comments :3:
I taught her well.

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxFkh1r2R8w

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
Sinner Angels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAfDwpbCVfE&t=5s

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I see these game devs are catching on and have deployed the latest in Anti-Ploishing technology

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: Soul Crusher :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZdz-M-KTk

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
BEWARE THE DEADLY GROUND

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Beautiful :qq:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

alright this one is the best fun i've had watching youtube in a month

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Lowtax posted:

"Rabbit Hill," a point N click survival horror game supposedly "inspired" by Silent Hill, despite the fact SH was a good game and this, very much, is most certainly NOT a good game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubLUYfl6Q7I

In the 90s we used to call pot wacky baccy, if that helps.

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: The Lost Island :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfllSuDCOI

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
How is it lost if it's populated heavily? Or did it lose something/to something? Did it lose to the zombies???

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

GeneralZod posted:

:siren: Soul Crusher :siren:

I like how you accidentally harmonized for a bit while doing the circus jingle when the knight died and slowly rotated into hell. That kind of dedication to LP commentary you just straight up don't get elsewhere

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

uh you guys CLEARLY don't understand physics since the effect on a gravitational field on an object is irrespective of its mass. :smuggo: Clearly the player has rocket boosters pointed downwards.

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: Forever In My Footsteps 2 :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xCXPLLVhU

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

ZeusCannon posted:

Polterheist is so disappointing. When I heard the name I was like maybe its a person who trains ghosts to steal things or maybe you play a ghost that needs to steal things for some strange task. Hell even if it had been some weird illicit ghostbusters type thing where you had to go and steal restless spirits from houses or haunted items I got no clue. The name immediately made me think of all these cool possibilities and what we got instead was a main character who was too dumb to remember to breathe on his own. I have no idea what the end result of that game was supposed to be beyond frustration and I still don't know why it was named polterheist! there was no ghost! because apparently you died from self inflicted asphyxiation brought on by the characters latent stupidity?!

What i am really saying is thank you for bringing these gems to our attention.

Same.

Imagine a stealth game where you're a ghost and people can never see you... but then you need to rob them blind so you need to find time in between their routines to grab something and make sure they don't just see it floating away/hear you drop it/find it somewhere odd if you put it in a weird place so it's not floating.

necroid
May 14, 2009


wow

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: Clash of Aggression :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR-fxVdZ71o

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
you need to show your new partner beestmeel. the saga of h k lar lover must be experienced.

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

Everything happens so much

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: Poisoned Snake Killer :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZGbmMuoyGE

Spasman
Nov 9, 2009

now i'm a jerk and everybody loves me

this one quickly overtook my favorite gaming garbage, the dystopian shmorky-less future is off to a strong start

what are ya'll opinions when the developer of the game starts commenting on the video like a sad sack? RE: Okinawa 1945. I tried giving him some words of encouragement.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Yeah, Clash of Aggression was actually kind of fun to watch. Just the sheer spectacle made up for it being so janky.

Regarding the Okinawa 1945 dude, he just seems really whiny. Like, I make really bad decisions, too, but that's just an opportunity to learn. Being all apologetic about it isn't gonna change anything. The guy didn't even notice the one positive comment Jonathan made about the game: That weird sky was kind of pretty.



Slightly disappointed that Loxtax didn't end up following the dude who walks away from him at the 4 minute mark. He was the only thing in the game that actually moved properly.

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: BUSINESS MAYHEM!!! :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylYDZYW4fDU

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

And More posted:

Slightly disappointed that Loxtax didn't end up following the dude who walks away from him at the 4 minute mark. He was the only thing in the game that actually moved properly.

Pretty sure that dude vanishes into the mountain between 4:45 and 4:55.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
good lord, unity is basically today's macromedia shockwave flash player whatever

Meander
Apr 1, 2010


Forever in my Footsteps is my favourite game. I think. If I could only understand its brilliance.

The fish cracked me up (them take? THEM TAKE?)

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009
Hey apparently there isn't actually a breathing mechanic in polterheist.

What it is is basically you're a burglar but you have a cold or something and you have a really nasty cough, and you have to use the mouse buttons to keep from coughing really loud or else the ghost will come after you and give you a black screen game over/bad ending. Unlike the maker of the game and Steam for greenlighting all this poo poo, your character's not too stupid to breathe, he just needs some cough drops.

No I don't know why he didn't burgle some cough drops, that's never revealed AFAIK.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Why doesn't he wait until he doesn't have a cold to burgle? Certainly he could afford to wait a week or whatever. Or is his boss really breathing down his neck to get that big score and he's an independent contractor without health insurance so he's gotta do it or else he's out on his rear end?

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: How to Be a Shaman :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hwMoO9K4xQ

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Wow, what a crappy Blacksmith Simulator knockoff.

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
:siren: Staying Home :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSyPP0cImvQ

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


dont u mean lowpass filter?

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

titty_baby_ posted:

dont u mean lowtax filter?

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ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm looking forward to Rabbit Hill part 2.

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