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Feb 10, 2007

I can't help but think that the creator of "House Party" made it because he was sick of being rejected at real-life parties. That's why your character has a bikini-clad woman as his cell phone background and one of the attendees is muscular man who gets mad at you for no reason.

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Feb 10, 2007

The opening screen introducing the game-making program looks better than the actual game itself.

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Feb 10, 2007

TieTuesday's still around, right?

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Feb 10, 2007

Rabbit Hill looks like Silent Hill mixed with Monkey Island mixed with an amateur with a terrible game designer programmer.

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Feb 10, 2007

"Made With Unity" is to terrible games as "Unregistered HyperCam 2" is to terrible LPs.
I'm going to watch this and I hope that the first minute or so consists of Lowtax apologizing profusely for his forum's creation.

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Apr 14, 2017

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I'd ask why all the "Made With Unity" trash games are disproportionately lame horror games, but I suspect the answer is "they're easy to make."

Pizza Delivery is the second-stupidest title for a horror/thriller movie I've ever heard. The first is Donkey Punch. I hope no one made a game out of that one.

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Feb 10, 2007

Chronische posted:

What is with these games and making ridiculous Bryce landscapes that are entirely too large for what little you do in the game?
It makes the game look big and not awful on a very superficial level. That illusion is shattered when you actually start playing.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Chronische posted:

It all could have been worth it if there was a lava monster, but no such luck. Just a lovely, ugly maze.
Welcome to Gaming Garbage- so many different names for just one kind of game.

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Feb 10, 2007

Did FPS stand for "first-person shooter" or "frames per second?" Blatantly false advertising either way.

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Feb 10, 2007

I know you can only play so many terrible survival horror games until you don't wanna play anymore, but Lowtax has been slacking off in making videos.

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Feb 10, 2007

I really wish Lowtax could have told us that himself instead of tweeting about it with another user copy/pasting his announcement from Patreon to put here. He is right about YouTube's pitiful ad revenue payouts, though. They've switched their formula so many times that it's hard for the average user to keep up (if they're even aware of the changes), and as it stands, it only benefits accounts for big companies and TV shows. Meanwhile, accounts with millions of subscribers that have gotten lots of money from YouTube have been left in the dust.

FlamingLiberal posted:

So the videos are going Patreon only which is disappointing
That really sucks. I can understand having premium content for people who pay a few bucks a month while keeping most content free, or allowing people who pay to get early access to videos, or to allow certain tiers of donors to choose what they play next. But to lock out everyone who doesn't pay from seeing anything really restricts the audience you're going to get.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Hell, Lowtax doesn't even have to post it here. He could have stuck it as an announcement. As the GBS thread is showing, though, he seems to be getting a clue- donors get early access but they get uploaded to YouTube after a few days.

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