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Jun 19, 2013

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Yeah, Clash of Aggression was actually kind of fun to watch. Just the sheer spectacle made up for it being so janky.

Regarding the Okinawa 1945 dude, he just seems really whiny. Like, I make really bad decisions, too, but that's just an opportunity to learn. Being all apologetic about it isn't gonna change anything. The guy didn't even notice the one positive comment Jonathan made about the game: That weird sky was kind of pretty.



Slightly disappointed that Loxtax didn't end up following the dude who walks away from him at the 4 minute mark. He was the only thing in the game that actually moved properly.

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Jun 19, 2013

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I appreciate that you get to shoot Slenderman until he flops over like a fish in this game. It's also nice that you move kind of quickly (like some sort of slender, mobile person). The rest was really terrible, though, so it all equals out in the end. :thumbsup:

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Jun 19, 2013

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get that OUT of my face posted:

I'd ask why all the "Made With Unity" trash games are disproportionately lame horror games, but I suspect the answer is "they're easy to make."

Pizza Delivery is the second-stupidest title for a horror/thriller movie I've ever heard. The first is Donkey Punch. I hope no one made a game out of that one.

It's also inevitably going to be played by youtube celebrities such as pewdiepie. No joke. Just put it into the search bar and see how many screeching man-children you recognise.

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Jun 19, 2013

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Sooo...did they forget to actually program anything beyond some noises?

I can only assume that this was a beautifully, tightly scripted experience, and Lowtax ruined it by refusing to explore the house.


GeneralZod posted:

:siren: Gaming Garbage Live with Jonathan and RIch! :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAs4-60WmoU

Y'know, whenever I see Christians force themselves to dance and be cheerful, I always wonder how Sufism just managed to nail that poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatONOv3czA

Look at those dudes go. They know what's up. Slightly goofier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBhjS-mUuqQ&t=690s

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GeneralZod posted:

:siren: A Thief In the Night [PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR WHICH MAKES ZERO SENSE] :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ol2sTSq3sI

The monster in the thumbnail is actually kind of well-drawn and creepy. I wonder where they stole it from.

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