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May 2, 2008

OP have you considered steel beams? Extremely durable 99 percent of the time and are supremely difficult to cut through. May not survive a house fire though.

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May 2, 2008

JoelJoel posted:

Bathroom could use a fire pit.

no no

a ball pit in the bathroom! And it can double as a toilet if tumblr conventions is anything to go by!

WrenP-Complete posted:



Either of those your aesthetic?

See, this is nice, but I can't imagine having lit candles littering the floor a la Dark Souls. Just doesn't seem safe. However I'm all the gently caress in for baking bread while bathing. Naked glutenizing is my fetish.

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May 2, 2008

WrenP-Complete posted:

Also I know you are trying to keep what's going under the tub a secret surprise but could we please have a hint?

Woods porn, I'm betting.

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May 2, 2008

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

OP, seriously, how do you plan on cleaning the rocks? Spray them with bleach solution one a week or?

Are they going to be loose 2-3" stones? Won't your foot just sink into them down to the pan or are they not intended to be walked on?

In the pics OP linked the tub is usually close enough in some places where one can step out of the tub onto tile.

No clue about cleaning them. Maybe we can come up with some plans on how to do so by the time he's done with the project.

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May 2, 2008

Piell posted:

Encapsulate the rocks in mortar.

Holy gently caress I think we're onto something here.

Skip encapsulating the rocks in epoxy and just tint some epoxy brown to DIY up some chunks of Amber. You would have the most unique and expensive looking poo poo palace.

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May 2, 2008

Huntersoninski posted:

They make soft felted wool bath mats that look a whole lot like rocks. I feel like that's an easier to maintain and nicer to experience option.



Ideal for people with a bunch of money to spend on something mostly pointless outside of looks.

Would you happen to have a link? That looks so cool!

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May 2, 2008

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

notable "building" threads
* Groverhaus
* The dude who bought some land in Hawaii and convinced some dumbasses to come out and build goontopia for him (for free, of course)
* The goons who bought land smack in the middle of the Texas desert and were going to live off the grid (I think this was a goon project)

naturally, all three were hilarious failures

What this the one who wanted to build an under ground rape dunge-I mean, computer server/storage room in the rock hard Texan ground? And he was digging it by hand until he could rent a digger? Or an entirely different dude?

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May 2, 2008

SoundMonkey posted:

OP i'm staring at a report right now and the word 'females' is just sitting there staring back at me and it's becoming increasingly harder not to do something about it

Please wait. There might be more funny from OP.

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May 2, 2008

Install 300 pounds of concrete mix into your kitchen tub and turn it into an island.

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